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The fourth largest religion.

In the Name of the P, the D, and the F - Aaaaaaaaaah- Ah- Amen.

Holy shit, I completely forgot about this, I haven’t been on Tumblr in so long. Thank the ever-present and mighty PDF for this wonderful bounty of blessings bestowed upon me for this repost.

#pdf #fourthlargestreligion

Fellow Honey Badgers Out There, Spread this Shit Around

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#reptillianpride #reptilliancomics #honeybadgerbrigade #honeybadgercomic #fanmadecomic

How F*cked Am I?

Let’s see, I work 15 hours a week because they only offer Part Time at $9.89 an hour at my job, so at:

One month (after tax) I make $415.38

minus my half of the rent I share with my room mate -$300

minus my half of the utilities bill -$45

minus my groceries for the month (which are cheap because I shop at Wal*mart) -$14.30

*(break down of this is ramen at $0.34 a pack and 2 liter soda at $0.94)

minus the use of the laundry machines at our apartment because we cant afford washing mchines -$2.50

minus my monthly feminine cleanliness products -$10.00

And finally, minus what I help to pay for gas in my friends car for carpooling with him -$20

After all of that I have a grand total of $23.58 dollars I can then save up in a savings account to save up in order to go back to school and finish the last two years of my degree (STEM degree in Molecular Biology) at $50,000 - which at this current rate I calculate to take me roughly 181 years, 1 month, 5 weeks, 9 days, 4 hours, and 20 minutes of working at my job in order to save for. I have no credit with which to take out a loan and I’m too white and average at everything to out compete someone else for a scholarship.

So, someone please explain to me how the fuck am I supposed to ‘save up’ for college while working and paying my bills when it will literally take me 180 years to do so at my current rate? So much for knowing how to do f*cking math because it doesn’t pay except to know how f*cked you are and how hopeless your situation is -that you will literally be a debt slave the rest of your life never getting anywhere no matter how hard you work to change that.

I’ld rather die than continue on like this. At least then my family can cash in the life insurance policy they have on me and use that for retirement because it seems clear to me that I will never be able to help them -let alone myself.

#there is no hope #there is no escape #there is no god #there is no happiness #suicde #college #millennial #millennials #god dammit #god damn it all #someone save me

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Really tho…

See?

Too easy.

Could’ve made so many more.

Who wore it better?

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thementallyhandicappedlandwhale

Donald Trump’s secret identity- MOTH MAN!

#donald trump #mothman #secret identity #super heroes

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As of 7/22/15, these dogs are safe in foster care, but have not yet been adopted. Since I usually get messages about how to help and/or donate

in these situations, you can find that information here.

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#dogs #sadstorywithhappyending #hugs

peterdwebb

By anons logic since I've never been stopped by a police officer I should have no say on police brutality.

Not to mention the fact that you don’t know what it’s like to be a police officer. You have no right to say that their treatment of people is wrong.

musiqchild007

Excuse me? You’re watching police beat the shit out of black people and you’re saying that we have no right to say their treatment of us is wrong??? Are you being serious with this right now???

peterdwebb

Sorry, this sounds terrible out of context. It’s 100% sarcastic. We’re talking about the idea that because we aren’t young girls, we shouldn’t have a say in whether abortion is right or wrong.

thementallyhandicappedlandwhale

The Unborn Babe And yet again I'm left to plead with humanity, To please repent of their out right insanity, I am left to beg, “please, Please, PLEASE!”, Stop this killing of the innocent with such ease, I beg of you, as I exclaim from on my knees, Disclosing of my shame to any who sees, Do not destroy that which was made, Do not murder the unborn babe, How can one go about to justify murder?, “One can if they are but sheep”, says the sheep herder, If the life you claim inside the womb is worthless now, You will be able to convince others that yours isn't, tell me, how?, For now they come for the unborn babe, Of whom none stands up to save, Then they will come for the child, Then the young adult after a while, -**- Then the old and the weak, Then after them any they view as too meek, Then after the political minors and religious they will be sent, And then finally, when they come for you, who will be left to dissent? You let them take those who had the opposing views, You let take down those who had the religious pews, You let them take those with no views who did no harm, You let them take those too old and weak to take up arms, You let them take those teenagers whom you hate, And you let them take the children who became useful a little too late, All because you let them take the unborn babe, Because you didn't think it was worthy of being saved, Then realize now, that if even one life is not to be considered precious, Then all of life is worthless,

-**- Everyone from the greatest of Kings to the lowest of whores, Everyone's life – including yours.

- excerpt from ’Love Don’t Die’ by Rachel Fuess, a poetry book coming out this Christmas

#abortion #poetry #poets on tumblr #christian #christian ideology #lovedontdie

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Quartz and Amethyst Sphere - Brazil

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thementallyhandicappedlandwhale

this is brilliant

#chomp chomp #super mario #quartz #geode #crystal gems

skillsne

The fourth largest religion.

thementallyhandicappedlandwhale

In the Name of the P, the D, and the F - Aaaaaaaaaah- Ah- Amen.

#fourthlargestreligion #pdf #convert #religion

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Some people say you should not adopt practices or appearances and hairstyles of cultures other than the ones you happened to be born with. They say you are “appropriating” other cultures. I find this not only narrow-minded and discriminating, but at the same time I would much prefer a multi-cultural society where people are not so stuck on their original culture, but show an interest in other cultures and live in harmony. Many people in the western world often prefer other cultures and their practices, which is no wonder, considering how materialistic and often unjust the western world is. I think it should be respected if some people prefer certain life-styles, cultures and religious practices to the ones they were born with. It’s called freedeom and “to live and let live” and no one should be discouraged from the life-style they chose.“ But what I’m definitely against is enforcing a life-style, a culture and a religion on others or even discrimating them for being different. That’s happened way too often in history and is called oppression.

Sereno Sky, author of “Lonely Traveller” (via hippieseurope)

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Do NOT See Pixels

Not only is Pixels stupid, crude, and another complete cash-grab by Hollywood, it is downright sexist. One of the villains beamed down is the heroine from Dojo Quest, but in human form instead of the other characters like Donkey Kong or Pac Man (big and pixelated). She is used only as sex appeal (and one of the ONLY female characters in the entire movie) until one of the characters who sexually obsessed over her as a teenager gets to keep her as a LITERAL TROPHY at the end of the movie. Don’t let this movie be successful. Please do not go and see this movie, even ironically.

thementallyhandicappedlandwhale

This is why I hate the Tumblr brand of feminism, because of posts like this one above that demonstrate to the world that Tumblr feminists can’t take a silly joke. I am literally a mentally handicapped land whale and EVEN I AM NOT this over reactionary over a dumb movie. Why don’t you stop sweating the small stuff and help the real feminists out there fighting for human rights? Feminists already have enough of a bad rap from the rest of society as it is without stupid teenagers on the internet making a big deal out of non issues. So, why don’t people like you try to not make the job of real feminists harder because you have hurt feelings? Pixels is a dumb action movie, if you like action -go see it- and if you don’t like action movies then don’t go see it. Not every little thing you do in your life should be controlled by an ideology. So long as you support human rights and equality for all, literally no one who is an actual feminist who is an activist for human rights and equality is going to care what kind of movies you like. Feminism is not religion here, people. Get a grip on reality.

#tumblr feminism #tumblr feminsts #real feminism #pixels #notareligion