🎄🎄HELLO SANTA🎄🎄! I am so happy to see you, and equally happy this isn't done yet! It's a nice distraction from the plague currently going around my house, lol. Now, I'm not sure I'm getting any bingos today BUT... without further ado...
Represent me in Court: Beron. HEAR ME OUT HERE - that dude was spitting ALL sorts of truths at the High Lord's meeting. Is he a dick? Absolutely. But I don't need to like my lawyer, I just need them to represent me and win my case and I think Beron could be just the guy.
Get their tires slashed: Ianthe. Fuck her in particular, for obvious reasons.
Go on a date with but regret it after: Tamlin. Another hear me out moment: that dude? Is hot af. He is also not ready for a relationship and would probably reminisce about his weird ex throughout the whole date. It would definitely be one of those "right person wrong time" kind of deals. Also, we're both fairly emotionally reserved and have trust issues, so it would never work, Tamtam. 🤣
Guard my drink while I'm in the bathroom: Kallias. One, he's married and two, he seems like an honorable enough guy that I don't think he'd try to slip anything in there. Three, my drink would be nice and frosty when I came back.
Fight a Blood Duel against: Papa A. I think he's the only person I could even remotely beat in a fight on this list, lmao. Sorry, Papa A.
Bring to Family Dinner: Amren. That shit would be hilarious. Also, my spouse would find her fascinating, and my child would find a new role model in the judgemental, ex-angel dripping in jewels.
OK, these last two were hard!
Get stranded on an island with: Lucien. We'd have fish, we'd have fire, I'd have hilarious company, and I would never leave that island again, ever ever. Goodbye civilization. Hello sexy one-eyed fire man.
Hiding the body of my worst enemy: Emerie. 100% Emerie. She seems like the kind of friend who you could call and she'd be over in 30 minutes with 2 large tupperware containers, rubber gloves, and knowledge of a few nearby abandoned mineshafts into which one could dump the poor sap who ate my cake.
No bingos, alas, but this is so fun!!! Thanks, @themerrymorrigan!
(gingerbread men by @saradika-graphics!)