miss september e. bloom-lalonde

21 it/he/kinda she occasionally?

[themichaeljordanofsoberdriving]

[themichaeljordanofsoberdriving]

so much is happening a ll at once

[themichaeljordanofsoberdriving]

boys are allowed to get a lil psychotic /pos

[themichaeljordanofsoberdriving]

to be clear my school's literature curriculum was fucking minging. they made us read ayn fucking rand

[themichaeljordanofsoberdriving]

i read like the first 100 pages of dune once and my only memory of any of it is how there's like. a single chapter where frank herbert's like "hey wouldn't it be Fucked Up if all the villains here were gay" and then this never comes up again lmao

[thunderpibb]

[themichaeljordanofsoberdriving]

i'm gay trans and i am boosted

[themichaeljordanofsoberdriving]

a beast most dogged

[noise-misato-boy-destroyer]

Look is it really so much to ask you to feed me ketamine while I'm puppyspaced and to only refer to me as a puppy and to punish me for using speech and to make me eat out of a bowl and to breed my ass while I go bark bark and

[themichaeljordanofsoberdriving]

cool things happening

[themichaeljordanofsoberdriving]

2023....the "year of the gamer"

[fanghusband]

may your 2024 be vampiric and homoerotic

[jethroq]

one of the bright spots of the smartphone era has been text messages as evidence in court. these motherfuckers do not know how to organize a crime.

[jethroq]

[mitamajr]

[themichaeljordanofsoberdriving]

sorry LIBERALS but the only "dead dove content" i will support is the pitching of major league baseball legend randy johnson

[themichaeljordanofsoberdriving]

the official faygo tier-list brought to you by september

peak: peach, black cherry, redpop, root beer

rly good: cotton candy, cream soda, orange

Acceptable*: rock n rye

mid: firework, cola, lemon lime

[jethroq]

[themichaeljordanofsoberdriving]

lmao