Iâm not trying to pick on you because a lot of people are under this notion that âSaid is deadâ but in fact said is definitely not dead. When reading most people read over the word said. You donât really notice itâs there which is a good thing. When you replace it with a different word each time it makes for an incredibly choppy story. Unless it is important for your character to actually be doing that very specific thing that youâre making them do by adding that variation of said, then it just looks like you whipped out your thesaurus in an attempt to make your writing seem less boring.Â
These crazy dialogue tags break the cardinal rule of writing, they tell, not show. If youâre using a dialogue tag to show that your character is doing something youâre doing it wrong.
Here is an example I found:
"Letâs try an example to illustrate this point. Hereâs an exchange between two bank robbers who were double-crossed by a woman they both love, and also there are space aliens (but that comes later in the story so itâs not relevant right now):
âThe gold isnât here,â Rick exclaimed.
âThatâs because the dame stole it,â John replied.
âDonât call her a dame, you son of a bitch,â Rick growled.
âTry and stop me,â John threatened, pointing a gun at Rickâs chest.
"All of the emotions are there. Except itâs sort of flat, isnât it? Can you feel the tension between the two of them? I canât and I wrote it. We know Rick is angry because he growled at John, but what does that even mean?â
Rick snapped his head around the empty bank vault. âThe gold isnât here,â he said.
John ground his teeth and said, âThatâs because the dame stole it.â
Rick caught Johnâs eyes in a death grip. âDonât call her a dame, you son of a bitch.â
John pointed his gun at Rickâs chest and clicked off the safety. âTry and stop me,â he said.
"Okay, itâs not Shakespeare. But do you see what I did there? Rick doesnât need to exclaim anything about the gold, because heâs snapping his head around, so we know that heâs frantic. He doesnât need to growl because he deliberately looks Rick in the eye. And we donât need to know that John threatened Rick. John is holding a loaded gun to Rickâs chest. â
They are completely anonymous words. We know what they mean. Weâve seen them so often that our eyes recognize the shape and convey the meaning with zero effort. We glide right over them. They allow for the sentence to make sense without actually having to stop and think about what that person is trying to say.