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a couple nights ago with my loves for life
#victoriousforever #comethruonesies #therwasntanybibbleunfortunately
We got acknowledged by Teennick!!!!
Merry Christmas!!!! Please do Cat admits to Andre she's had a crush on him for a long time.
Merry Christmas dear~ :)
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tell him without saying it baby love~
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She watched Andre’s back and the muscles shift as he moved his fingers rapidly over the keyboard. He lifted his fingers and tapped the settings to his liking and continued playing. She sat quietly on the bench behind him. She had to meet Jade in a few minutes but right now she was free to roam and she had heard Andre playing in one of the music rooms. How she knew it was him without even opening the door yet had no explanation, maybe that he made it sound so … sensual? It had drawn her to him like a moth to a flame. With each step she had taken when she entered she felt such warmth like stepping out onto a sunny balcony afternoon.
She finally stood up and walked around him slowly to not startle him. He caught sight of her in the corner of his eye and smiled, followed her with his eyes until she stood in front of him. He kept on smiling all the while he played. His fingers playing her a song, the words being sung through his eyes. She leaned over and hovered her lips over his and his grin widened.
Without a second thought their lips met tenderly. When they pulled apart, Andre smiled and sat back. “Was it my playing?”
“It was you,” she said smiling smugly, walking over to him now. He scooted over making room for her on the bench and she took his hand and stroked the knuckles. “Maybe you need a break?”
“I could use one,” he grinned at her.
victorious meme: five friendships (5/5): candre
“hey andre!”
“sup little red?”
Cat & Andre holding hands - Three Girls and a Moose
I would kill (figuratively) for a Candre first kiss -pre-dating
“That was a good movie,” Cat chirped with small hop off the tiny landing. Andre grinned and rubbed his chin, “Yea, that was.”
“So what comes next?”
“You mean after the movie? I don’t know if they’ll do a number two, didn’t really leave off on a cliff-hanger…”
“Noooo, silly. I mean with us?” Cat said with a giggle.
“Ohhhh,” he pretended to be curious. “What you have in mind?” he asked walking backwards as she walked towards him, keeping pace. She cocked her cute red head to the side with her dimple forming on her cheek. “If you tell me what this is, maybe I could answer that.”
“Suppose I like you,” Andre started, putting his hands together.
“Sure,” Cat shrugged still following him. He thought for a minute, “And we had a good time just now.”
“Kay.”
“What’s the one thing we should do?”
“I guess … kiss,” Cat said it so simply without batting an eye that it made Andre stop in his tracks and she kept moving towards him until she was directly in front of him. “And then?”
“How about we figure that out after … we … kiss,” he said softly. They both leaned in and their lips gently touched, holding their breath as their heartbeats rose. They pulled away and Andre ran hand over his tail. “Sooo, yea. And then?”
Cat smiled at him and took his hand, “Easy tiger. There’s no rush.” They walked off towards the beach, smiling at each other, Andre feeling like a million bucks.
Can you do a drabble with Jade and Cat trying to buy condoms and they have to ask the person behind the counter and are embarrassed?
Pairing up to me? - okaaaay
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Cat pulled Jade aside into an aisle. Jade looked over her shoulder as if people were actually paying attention to them. “What is it?” she asked. Cat wrung her hands out, looking around. “Cat? See someone you’re trying to avoid?”
Cat shook her head, she pursed her lips, not entirely sure how to word what she had in mind. Finally she figured she’d just get it over with. “I need to buy condoms!” she hissed, quickly glancing to see if anyone had heard her. Jade lifted her eyebrows, “Wow. Already there with Andre huh.”
“Not so loud!” Cat covered her own mouth, already blushing. “I’ve looked in the pharmacy aisle where they usually are but now they are behind the counter. You need to ask for them now. There’s no way I’m asking!”
“Shouldn’t that be the boyfriend’s problem?” Jade asked amused.
“I have to make sure we’re protected too!”
Jade rolled her eyes and crossed over to the pharmacy counter with Cat scrambling after her. “Excuse me. Sir. Yo, I’d like a pack of …” she paused and turned to Cat. “What size is he?”
Cat’s eyes widened, “Oh, god. I’m not sure… we haven’t even touched.”
“And you’re already thinking about having sex with him?” Jade asked not so quietly in front of the man who looked at the two them back and forth. It was too late to be hush about it now. Cat covered her face in embarrassment. Jade turned back to the man, “Uhm, I guess I will try a pack of the trojan Slicks.”
“These are indeed a good choice for your vagina wands,” He said as he rung it up, half smiling, lowering his voice.
Jade and Cat almost choked on their spit as he said it. Jade threw down the cash and they both quickly ran out of the store, splitting directions.
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oh god I lol’d
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Anonymous asked victoriousdrabbles:
Candre smut - Andre being a loving boyfriend and making sure he tends to ALL Cat’s needs. (;
A boy who tends to his girls every needs? What heterosexual couple doesn’t like that??? XD
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"Candre will always be THE OTP of all my other OTPs."
Finally someone giffed Cat and Andre dancing together in iPary with Victorious!
I've waited so long for this gif...
the kind of crazy he needs
TITLE: the kind of crazy he needs FANDOM: Victorious CHARACTERS/PAIRING: Andre/Cat, Tori RATING: K+ SUMMARY: Andre and Tori are trying to write a song for school. But what happens when they're having trouble because even though they're sitting in his grandmother's living room, but his muse has been gone for a week? *Not my best summary.*
NOTES: I'm back. I would like to dedicate this to laughsalot who was one of the firsts to review my other story under this peach tree of ours, and I forgot to mention you in my dedications for the next chapter; I really loved your review. So, this is for you, and I hope you see this. I also would like to dedicate this to my good friend IloveDxCTrinaVegaFan; you're awesome.
And WeBeTheCrew, I kind of stole your title. Sorry.
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why don't more people ship this? (meaning candre ofc). there are so little fics for them. like bat beats them out on ff by at least 300 or more stories. and I adore bat to pieces but candre is fantastically amazing. i wish more people shipped it :/
Yeah, I never got why Candre isn’t a popular ship. They’ve had some adorable moments, but in this fandom they were always downplayed. They were pasted off as a brother -sister chemistry when it was pretty obvious they felt for each other- especially Cat.I never got why Bat became so popular. I’m not saying there’s anything bad about the ship. But I remember in season one a lot of people started to ship Bat in Cat’s New Boyfriend, when her Danny had his hands on her eyes and she guest it was Beck, and he was sitting right next to her, I never got that. I never understood. I’m not saying it’s bad or I don’t think Bat wouldn’t be cute but I never understood why that was the moment that sailed Bat’s ship. But I could be biased because I also ship Bade.
So out of curiosity, what made you gravitate toward Bat?
Now I don’t know what video got me shipping Candre, but the first thing that comes to mind is their Drive-By Acting Exercise video. The fact alone that they were in her bedroom together should raise some eyebrows. And if that went over some people’s heads Cat exaggerated that they were in her “roooooooooom”so can I just say, kinky. And they way Cat looked at Andre the whole video was like she adored him. Next the Mr. Longneck bit they had going on was adorable. Plus, in the Exercise they did together, there was biting? Can I say again, KINKY? Last, but certainly not least the moment at the end. I just never understood why more people never shipped Candre. They’re just as adorable as any other ship on the show, but they got little love. But with that said I know that Candre will always be my otp. I’ll hold them over all my other ships, over every fandom.
by buteramccurdy
"Rain, rain, go away, come again some other day…" The redhead quietly sings the familiar tune as she sadly looks out of her bedroom window at the large raindrops falling from the huge grey clouds. There were only a few things in life that could make Cat Valentine sad, and rain was no exception.
André, who's sitting on her bed while he finishes up his homework assignment, looks up at his girlfriend as his lips curl into a small smile. "C'mon, girl. You're not going to sit around and mope all day, are you?"
She sighs heavily, turning to face him with a pout still on her rosy lips. "Yeah I am, because we didn't get to go on our picnic! Stupid rain." She mumbles, folding her arms.
"Whaddya say we have the picnic inside?" André asks as he closes his books and puts them to the side.
Cat shakes her head, looking back at the window. "Picnics aren't the same inside!" She walks over to him, her red curls swinging. "André, can we pleaseeee go outside and have our picnic?" She asks, taking his hand and tugging on it slightly. "I promise you won't get a cold or anything. We could even take umbrellas!"
"But, Cat…" He starts to bring up how it's raining heavily, and how they'll get soaked, and so many other things—but he doesn't. Not with those adorable doe eyes pleading with him and her small bottom lip poking out. She's so damn cute and he doesn't have the heart to turn her down.
"Okay, we can go. And we'll take umbrellas." She squeals, a grin plastering her face as she attacks him with a hug.
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So, what with Cat's bubbling excitement and André's futile attempts to calm her down, they had forgotten to take umbrellas. By the time the young couple reaches the park, they're both drenched. André has to keep blinking rapidly to keep the water out of his eyes, but Cat isn't even paying attention to the rain. She's just giggling and dragging her boyfriend as they continue their search for a good spot to sit and eat.
"What about over there?" She asks, pointing to one of the many large oak trees nestled in the middle of the park grounds.
"Sure, kitten." He pushes some hair out of his eyes as he follows her to the spot.
"Yay, it's dry under here!" She says happily, placing the picnic basket on the ground and sitting down on a patch of grass. André heaves a sigh as he sits next to her, crossing his legs.
"Oops, I forgot to bring the blanket!" Cat cries suddenly, frowning. André simply pats her arm and smiles. "It's fine, we don't have to have one."
"But, what are we gonna put our food on?"
"We can just hold them, like this." He reaches in the basket and pulling out one of the two peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, taking a bite out of it. "See?"
Cat immediately grins. "Kay kay!" She takes out her own sandwich and takes a bite, glowing despite the dreariness surrounding them. André looks at her for a moment, wondering how on earth he was blessed to have such a wonderful girlfriend. He still doesn't understand how people could get irritated with her personality—she was absolutely perfect in his eyes.
"Whatcha thinkin' about?" She says, licking the peanut butter from her fingers. Before André can answer her, a small belch escapes her mouth. She gasps and covers her mouth with her hand. "Whoops, excuse me."
André chuckles. "You're excused. And I was thinking about you, of course. What else would I be thinking about?" Cat's cheeks turn a light shade of red as she looks down shyly. "Ooh, can we have our cupcakes now?"
He nods. "We sure can." As per usual, Cat had baked red velvet cupcakes for them to have for dessert. André of course never minds it, seeing as her cupcakes are the absolute best.
Like always Cat manages to get some cream cheese frosting on her nose, and André just laughs and wipes it off. The rain is still falling, but that's the least of their worries. Cat sighs contently, her stomach full from their lunch as she lays her head in André's lap.
"Wasn't this the best idea ever?" She looks up at him and smiles.
"You mean a picnic in the rain?" He smiles back and runs his fingers through her slightly damp hair. "Yeah, it was. Except we look like we went swimming and forgot to put on our swimsuits."
Cat giggles. "You're silly."
"T-thanks, b-babygirl…ACHOO!" André's sentence remains unfinished as a sneeze escapes. Great…
"Oh no!" Cat cries, sitting up suddenly. "You're not supposed to get a cold!"
"Kitten, I just sneezed, it's not a…ACHOO!" André sniffles, and a small cough passes by his lips. Cat's worried face quickly melts into a tearful frown. "This is all my fault, I'm so sorry!" She wails.
"Baby, calm down…" André tries to soothe her and reaches for her hand, but she pulls it away. He knows that the situation isn't that big of a deal, but Cat was very sensitive, which was why she was overrating a bit.
"We should've just had the picnic inside, or not had it at all," She continues in a rush, fiddling with her fingers as she stands and starts to walk away from the tree. "And now you're sick! This is all my fault!"
André sighs, standing as he goes to follow her. Once again the rain hits his eyelids but now he doesn't really care. "Listen, Cat—"
"First I forget the umbrellas, and then the blanket, then this happens!" She continues as her tears begin to mix with the rain. "I'm such a ditz! I can't do anything right…"
That did it.
He grabs her arm, spinning her around to face him. "Cat! Stop it, just…stop." Without another word he tenderly cups her face, pressing his warm lips to hers. Cat's eyes flutter closed as she kisses him back, her arms winding around his neck. He slides his hands down to her waist, pulling her closer. It's not long after that they break apart, slightly out of breath.
"You didn't do anything wrong, Cat." André assures her, tucking some hair behind her ear. "Look, you made a few mistakes, who doesn't? And I'm not sick, alright? Just please, don't feel bad and don't cry. You know I hate that."
Cat sniffles but doesn't bother to wipe her eyes. "Kay kay."
He smiles and kisses her forehead. "You ready to go home and get out of these wet clothes?"
Cat nods and gets a certain gleam in her eye. "Yeah but do we have to put dry clothes back on?"
André raises his eyebrows, grinning slyly. "I knew under all of that adorableness there was some sexiness." He pats her butt playfully and she shrieks. "You'd better run home before the tickle monster gets you."
With a loud scream Cat takes off running in the direction of her house, André laughing as he chases after her.
The sun peeks through the clouds at long last, slowly but surely driving the charcoal grey clouds away. André and Cat think that after all, their picnic in the rain wasn't such a bad idea.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW PEOPLE CAN'T SHIP CANDRE HOLY OMG I LEGIT SWEAR THEY LIKED EACH OTHER IN SEASON ONE JFC THE WAY THEY LOOKED AT EACH OTHER IN THAT SLAP VIDEO I ACTUALLY CAN'T ALL I NEED IS SOMEONE TO FANGIRL WITH BUT NO ONE SHIPS IT OMG HELP
I know, I know. And I'm here for you. If you ever need someone to fangirl with, right here. I'm pretty sure I'll be sprung on Candre forever. I swear. Victorious is cancelled there are all these new shows that I love and ship. But I still have to say that Candre is my all time favorite ship out of them all. That will never change. Candre 4ever.And OMG that video on theslap! I waited and wait hoping that Cat and Andre would do another one together. Unfortunately, they didn't. But what kept me going was that picture that Cat had of her and Andre Cat had on her wall of them together in all her videos. Ohh my gosh, I just got a crazy idea. In Sam & Cat, Cat shoud totally have that picture of her and Andre hanging up somewhere. That would make my heart explode! It would be do cute if she brought that over to the house when she started live with her Nona. Someone has to tell Dan to write that in!So, yeah of you want to fangirl, or talk about ways for Dan to write Candre into Sam & Cat, or anything I'm here.
To the people I haven't replied to yet I apologize completely. I haven't used this blog in a while. I'll try to reply tomorrow.