This is mine

Independent RP blog for Merlin from Kingsman: The Secret Service. Private and Selective. Mun and Muse are 18+ TGC spoilers tagged. Written by Owen. Credit to pemberly-press for the sidebar

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Rosario Dawson and her family sued over alleged transphobic assault

The actor and girlfriend of presidential candidate Cory Booker allegedly attacked a transgender employee in Los Angeles, the lawsuit claims.

So trigger warning bc this made my stomach feel tied up in knots. Immense transphobia and a detailed depiction of transphobic violence. This is disgusting and Dawson should lose her career over this and her shit husband Booker should stop campaigning. A big deal needs to be made about this, to support Dedrick and to ensure transphobic abuse doesn't go unnoticed.

[themoderndaymerlin]

mortiifiicare:

      “ There’s a new one, correct?  Posh little thing that likes to stay           far too late.  Far better than the old man that got annoyed           whenever I wanted a new belt. “

      Nicholas clicks his tongue against his teeth at the memory, shifting         his stance to shove his hands into his pockets and settle his feet a         little bit wider.  It’s more comfortable, a bit more relaxed, but at         the same time, no matter his position Nic was generally always         considered a danger of some sort.

      “ Lucky, lucky. Lucky you’ve got new pretties to stare at as well. “

     “Yes, the pretty one who stays later than even I do.         Don’t expect him to be much more sympathetic,         he just knows better than our old one.”

  Merlin watches Nic, observing as always. Nic could     easily kill the man, even though Merlin was somewhat     adept at combat--Nic was just the best he’d seen in      his tenure at Kingsman. It just happened they had     great affection for each other. 

   “Indeed, I’m just a lucky man. Though I enjoy you most.”

[themoderndaymerlin]

starter call why not

[theqveenofthornsarchive-deactiv]

[inkskinned]

come home to me. you’ve been gone lately, and i don’t mean physically. some part of you is out in a worse place than i can pronounce. i see how it sucks the life out from under you, how your bone marrow hurts, how tired you are no matter the hour. i want to hold you until you feel warm again but i understand you need your space while this is happening. i can see you pushing me away. i wish you wouldn’t but i know what it’s like to set things on fire just for the chance that you catch too. you’re still who i love. i’m waiting for you.

[themoderndaymerlin]

How about Category 2 Number 5

NSFW starters ‘i can’t believe we survived’ sex

      It had been relief, that when in the aftermath of       the destruction of Kingsman, Merlin found Armitage        alive. He hadn’t thought that Armitage had made it        out before the strike. The relief got the better of his         emotions, and when Merlin found him at his home,         he dared to kiss Armitage, reveling in his survival.         His hands held the man tight, touching his back,         sliding further down to grab his ass.     “I’m so glad you’re alive, Armitage.”

[themoderndaymerlin]

goodknightgalahad:

“Seven,” he agreed, not bothering to hide his victorious smile. “Do try not to be late.”

“Late for seven thirty when you decide to arrive, or late for the time we agreed on, dear?” He smiles back wickedly. 

[minacixus-blog]

nsfw starters; fifty reasons to have sex

[lancelady-blog1]

minacixus:

send a number for a drabble starter. they are sorted into categories ;

 CATEGORY ONE; general

‘i can’t sleep’ sex

‘make up’ sex

‘break up’ sex

‘revenge’ sex

‘rebound’ sex

‘i’m bored’ sex

‘curiosity’ sex

‘first time’ sex

‘homecoming/prom night’ sex

‘hotel room’ sex

‘distraction’ sex

‘the condoms are about to expire’ sex

‘anniversary’ sex

‘snuck out of the house to hook-up’ sex

‘post-argument’ sex

‘we’re drunk and horny’ sex

‘comfort’ sex

‘walked in on while naked’ sex

‘to change the subject’ sex

CATEGORY TWO; risky/kinky/strangers

‘i need a place to crash’ sex

‘your friend just told you about a new position’ sex

‘the elevator broke down’ sex

‘end of the world/the world is in chaos’ sex

‘i can’t believe we survived’ sex

‘i caught you masturbating’ sex

‘you caught me masturbating’ sex

‘crotchless underwear is a thing’ sex

‘i’m/your pregnant and horny’ sex

‘we’re in a public place and i just spent the last half hour making you ridiculously aroused’ sex

‘you’re my teacher and i finally seduced you’ sex

‘i’m your teacher and i can’t believe your my student’ sex

‘best friend’s younger sibling who suddenly got hot’ sex

‘i saw a cool scene in a porno and i want to reenact it’ sex

CATEGORY THREE; cheating/assumed cheating

‘everyone thinks we’re banging, so we might as well just do it’ sex

‘we’ve been friends-with-benefits for a long time, and now that one of us is in a relationship, are we going to stop?’ sex

‘randomly hooked up one night and the next monday you walk into my work and i discover that my favourite colleague is actually your husband/wife’ sex

‘one or both of us is in a relationship, but we can’t help it’ sex

‘we’ve both been cheated on by our respective partners, so fuck it’ sex

CATEGORY FOUR; established relationships

‘we just got engaged’ sex

‘i thought you were dead, but you’re not and i can’t believe it’ sex

‘we were childhood sweethearts, and we haven’t seen each other in years’ sex

‘i need to lose my virginity and you’re the only person i want to lose it to’ sex

‘you just walked into my office for a job as my secretary/assistant and we haven’t seen each other in years, but sexual tension is a thing’ sex

‘our families hate each other for (insert reason here) but that doesn’t matter to us’ sex

‘we’re in a dysfunctional, toxic relationship but i still love you more than anything in this world’ sex

CATEGORY FIVE; lgbti+

‘my girlfriend left me with blue balls, and you’re her brother and i’m pretty sure i’m not gay but let’s go for it’ sex

‘we pretended to be lesbian lovers to get a creepy guy to stop hitting on us, so we kissed to complete the charade and we both kind of liked it, so…?’ sex

‘you’re my room mate and you’re really hot, but we’re both guys/girls and this is new to me’ sex

‘i’m gay and you’re curious and you asked me to show you what it’s like’ sex

‘you’re gay and i’m curious and i asked you to show me what it’s like’ sex

[alannasroleplaymemes-moved]

Shove something in my Muse’s mouth.

[themoderndaymerlin]

expertviolence:

Harry furrowed his brow slightly, listening to his brother. Of course, the man lost him at some point. “…Wot like James bloody Bond?” He’d known his brother wouldn’t have been content as a tailor but that was a bit OUTLANDISH. “So y’wot? Operate outta a tailor shop? MI6 an’ all that?” He was still skeptical of it but the man didn’t seem to be pulling his leg. “…How come y’can ‘elp me then? Wha’ I do ain’t exactly legal.”

“Not James Bond...more like Q. I make the gadgets the agents go out with into the field.” Hamish smiles at his brother and laughs softly. “Sounds fake I know but, I promise you it’s real.” As a demonstration he shows his watch to Harry, revealing a small phone in it. “And well, let’s just say I know how to make any police case disappear, Harry.”

[themoderndaymerlin]

expertviolence:

He falters at his brother’s words of support. The hospital. It had been a low point in his life. Harry couldn’t even remember all of it fully, they’d had him so drugged up. But the worst bit was that not even their MUM would believe that he was ill. She’d thought he was faking it. Harry clenches his jaw, letting out a shaky breath before sucking it back in and regaining his composure. He narrows his eyes slightly as he looks back to his brother. “Yeah well, I fuckin’ knew you were too smart for this bollocks.”

“I appreciate the vote of confidence, Harry, but I am still trained to be a tailor.” He smiles at his brother, keeping the touch, a point of contact. “I just happen to design weapons and help sort intelligence for a secret intelligence service....I can make that case against you vanish.” It was an earnest offer to Harry, to help protect his brother from the people who’d send him to jail. “It’d be easy enough to erase any evidence.” Hamish smiles a little, confident in the extreme.

[themoderndaymerlin]

expertviolence:

“No, ‘ffense but I don’ think a tailor’s gonna be much ‘elp.” He loved his brother and he had no doubt that the man knew some influential people but he was a bit doubtful that they’d be willing to help out their tailor’s criminal brother in any way. “The coppers are gunnin’ for me, Hamish. They got the Krays and now they’re gettin’ COCKY.” But they had a case. He’d heard that much. “I been locked up before I jus’…” He didn’t want to go back to the mental hospital. He couldn’t go back to that. “…I’ll appeal.”

 “And the cops aren’t shit, Harry.” Hamish drops some of the years of carefully cultivated persona, letting some of his past shine through. It was time to be honest to his brother, in a way he hadn’t been to anyone. “I’m not letting them put you away. And god knows you’re not goin’ back to that hospital. I won’t let them.” Hamish puts a hand on Harry, squeezing his shoulder tight. “Whatever case they have...it won’t be there long.” He looks around, and sighs. “I might’ve lied about being a tailor, Harry.”

[themoderndaymerlin]

goodknightgalahad:

“I was only going to ask you to dinner.”

“You only say that to make me try and reverse my previous statement.... Dinner at 7?”

[kim-jisoo]

#me being petty

[pemberley-press]

[onlyrpmemes]

Romantic Royalty Starters

“I want to unlace your corset slowly.”

“I couldn’t take my eyes off you from across the ball room.”

“Not any jewel in the entire kingdom could compare to you.”

“I cannot marry that man. He smells of rank meat!”

“I cannot marry that woman. Her voice causes dogs to howl!”

“I need you in my life. I am incomplete without you.”

“We could retire to my suite. No one would know.”

“May I suggest a walk in the garden? The roses are in bloom.”

“I will slay anything that dares to harm you, my love.”

“There are secret passages. Come! We haven’t a moment to spare.”

“I will marry you. I shall make it happen. Somehow.”

“How long would it take to remove all those layers?”

“My crown is heavy. It feels lighter when you’re around.”

“If you go to war we will not be together…”

“Nothing matters if we are not allowed to be in each other’s arms.”

“Our parents are fools.”

“I do not care if our nations are at war.”

“It drives me mad that no one will leave us alone!”

“When we are not together, I am pained to my very soul.”

“We must pretend not to feel anything. They cannot know about us.”

“Forgive me…”

“We shall be happy together, forever.”

“I know that fairy tales cannot come true but I feel that one may have.”

“You are so magnificent on the dance floor.”

“You sparkle even without the jewelry.”

“I have never seen a more eloquent creature.”

“This maybe the wine talking, but you are glorious.”

“I’ll never look at another.”

“I’m blushing…”

“I will fight for you.”

[themoderndaymerlin]

@goodknightgalahad

“Before you even ask, Harry, no.”