The Universe Of Moosebars

Hey all! I go by Moose or Pluto 28. Been on this website way too long

[goldcanillust]

Traveler's Notebook

[markovchaingang]

the 100% accurate guide to tea leaf reading:

-cup empty: you will need to pee soon

-cup still full of tea: dude i made it for you why aren't you drinking it

[tamamita]

that's the usamerican celebrating 4th of july, get them

[estrogenpotion]

*has a corruption fetish* haha this rules. make me worse

*develops weirder kinks* no wait

[neirorien]

[transfemininomenon]

dark souls 3 is ten years old ????

[transfemininomenon]

this isn't the gif i thought it would be .

[wormluvr5]

in my grasp .

[mlerpwonders]

All my haters become aligators when I activate my gatorinator.

[mlerpwonders]

you laugh now, but when my gatorinator is ready, it's all over

[peregreen]

[mlerpwonders]

update:

transmogrifying my haters into an animal that is known for something called the "death roll" has backfired in a manner no one could have forecasted

[peregreen]

[mlerpwonders]

Having taken stock of the situation, it's not as bad as I originally thought. It's not like these crocodilians are an urgent problem, much less a representation of my own mortality. There's no ticking clock here.

[peregreen]

well now you're just doing this on purpose

[mlerpwonders]

I think that's the highest tags forecast I have received so far.

[stargazingdustbunny]

Posts that have 100k gators to me.

[mlerpwonders]

Actually there are only 5 gators in my post, but it is an understandable mistake.

[stargazingdustbunny]

Now there are 100,005 gators on this post

[mlerpwonders]

...

You know what? Good job.

Other people said this post had thousands of notes in their mind, but only contributed two notes.

You? You said that it had 100k gators to you.

And then you did it.

+1 respect point.

[paulgadzikowski]

now that's what i call a

gator aid

[awwnutbunnies]

Take a look at Gators Georg here.

[larval-tear]

i want to be fed drugs by a girls

[uesp]

"Those who don't believe in mercy must believe in fear."

--Corbyn Rangouze, Priest of Stendarr

[litany-dawn]

Equipped and ready to train up some poor pathetic hounds.

[litany-dawn]

Putting this out there to see if we cannot get the ball rolling on making things easier for new Handlers entering the scene.

Reblog with the tag [#Handler Tips] and share what you know or wish you knew starting out

We will go first.

- Do not be afraid to be as gentle with your hounds as you are stern with them.

- Choose your Hounds carefully, which you pick will drastically shape your experiences.

- Defer to a more experienced Handler if you are stuck on what to do.

- Try to keep in mind the difference between a puppygirl and a Hound. These sound similar on paper but are very different behaviours

[captain-price-returns]

Miniature Pickelhaube helmets for a kitten and puppy in the hands of a US soldier and French cook at Mont des Tombes, circa February 1918

[socialistexan]

[vitabreva]

[themummersfolly]

How dare you leave this in the tags.

[charlesoberonn]

[horny-pink-kiwi]

[themoosebaruniverse]

A good Hawk keeps its hood on

[green-is-gay]

i dont WANT pride months to be over,

on the other hand...