the morgue office.

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step into the office..

welcome to the morgue post office, an f/o letter blog themed entirely around crackcare livings becaue he is my hubby. also inspired by @happyhounddeliveries

Requests: Open!

Queue goes up to 20 posts per day.

RULES. READ BEFORE SENDING.

I will not do nsfw or darkship content.

I will not write for the following medias: Transfur games (of any kind), South Park

Don’t get bitchy with me. Do not compare me to others. Be patient with your letters.

I won’t write for underage characters unless they aren’t romantic.

While I’d prefer selfship doubles to not request letters I CAN make exceptions.

Please specify your relationship to your f/o.

Check out my own selfship stuff at @flicksbeetle !!!

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Yes I know it's bad please take it

RAGGAGAHAGA WOOOHOOOOOIO MY WEATURES MY WIFE YAAAAYYAHAHAHAYATA

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I ALMOST FORGOT, BUT IM WORKING ON THE ART THIS INSTANTRT

WWWOOOOHOO!!

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Hi... I'd like to strike a deal... Give me your Sona and I'll draw them with brightney, and maybe I could get a letter from my husband blot pretty please (I'll draw it regardless)

- Stixypix

OHHHV YOU BET. i have their toyhouse page here (link)!!

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even from one made of ink, a letter is never neglected, sure to be arriving with care.

Olleh!

So, uh, I had Vee translate most of this so you could properly read it. I have to put care into these things - especially if they’re for you.

On the topic of care, actually: I care about you. It’s important to me that you’re feeling alright. You mean a ton to me. Seriously, ask Looey or Yatta and they could confirm.

I’m a mime with an odd way of speech, and the way you show love for me despite that is endearing. Although there’s probably a better word for it.

All I want to say is I love and care about you. I’m always open for conversation if you need it.

~ Sincerely, Blot

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Hello! I am in a romantic relationship with Alastor from Hazbin Hotel! All my information regarding us as a couple is in my pinned post!! It would be so lovely to get a sweet letter from him, perhaps his wereabouts in the hotel, or writing to me while I'm on a trip! Selfishly, I just want to hear him say he misses me and loves me dearly.

even from a murderous radio show host, your letter is (admittedly fearfully) delivered..

My Doe,

I can only hope your whereabouts are treating you well. I’m waiting ever so patiently at Charlie’s hotel, and how excited I shall be when you return!

You are truly a beautiful specimen. I cannot stand being away from you this long, but if it is for the greater good, then I suppose I must!

Do come back in one piece, deer. I miss you horribly.

~ Alastor

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hello, can i get a letter from spearmaster (rainworld)? :) totally not for kin reasons haha

even from a strange purposed organism, your letter arrives with few scratches, thankfully.

hello

i am writing this to let you know how important you are to me

i am not good at writing because i am a purposed organism and i was not taught

however i will make this effort for you

you mean a whole lot to me more than batnip matters to batflies

i am flattered you choose to stay with me and i hope i can make you just as happy

i will always be by your side through every cycle no matter what we go through

[dollieclair]

I LOVE HOW MANY NEW SELFSHIP LETTER DELIVERIES ACCOUNT R RUNNING RN!!

ALL OF U ARE SUPER TALENTED AND UR DOING A HUGE FAVOR 2 THE COMMUNITY 🫶🫶

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hiii!! can i request a letter from my husband Ghiaccio from JJBA? i've been really stressed out lately and i think some words of encouragement from my lover will help a lot ^^;;

even from a more fearsome being, your letter is hesitantly delivered..

My Dearest,

You may not know this but you are the only one who could ever compare to I. You truly are something special. Don’t forget it, my love.

It is you who froze over my heart, of course. Only someone so perfect could do it.

If you ever find yourself in a harsh spot, I will not hesitate to assist. You don’t deserve the stress that you carry. I am always right beside you, and I do not intend on leaving.

Yours truly: Ghiaccio.

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Hi again. Gulps.... if you would be open to it could i get a letter from Bill Dickey from The Eltingville Club? Doesn't have to be anything crazy, infact hes probably reluctant to write one anyways but a man can dream. RAMBLIBG ASSIDE, FEWL FREE TO SKIP THIS IF YOURE OVERLOADED WITH WORK!!! TAKE CARE OF URSELF <333

even if the morgue had a louder visitor, your letter is prioritized and sent with upmost care..

Hey there.

So I.. don’t really know what to write. Not my thing, you know. But I think you’re neat. More than neat, really. And no, it isn’t a freaky premonition this time, I think. You really are special.

This sounds stupid, doesn’t it? You waltzed in and stole my heart straight from my chest, though, so I’m allowed to be stupid for a bit, okay??

There’s not a lot to write, I’d love to hang.

Yours truly, Bill Dickey

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OKAY okay first things first, thank you for opening up a post office, you are AMAZING <33 ANNNNND secondly, do you think you could write a letter for my friend @ghoulogic ? Specifically a letter from Pete DeNunzio from The Eltingville Club? My friends crushijg on him HARD and i think a little letter to them would be super cute :))

even coming from a crass individual, the morgue is quick to deliver this letter, specially written for @ghoulogic ..

hey, dumbass

yeah you. i dont really write shit but i sort of have to for this. i cant like, say it in person.

so this is gonna be real embarrassing but i really like you. you’re real important to me. i know its stupid. blame this god damn beating heart, cause it wont stop for nothing when youre around!

just know that im open to be sappy if its you. no one else. this is like, a special thing. okay? okay. be safe.

pete

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Question!! Would you write a letter from any Welcome to Eltingville characters? They are a bit problematic in source, due to the satirical nature of the comic. I just wanted to check before i asked for any letters for me and/or my friend :')

looked a little into it and i wouldnt mind!! i'm actually quite intrigued!

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even from the most slippery of skin, your letter arrived without a drop of water..

Hi.

So, ah, I’m not sure how to preface this? I think you’re really cool. that’s gotta work, right??

When I’m with you, I feel a bit more confident. Of course I’m still nervous around you, you’re much cooler than I am, but I feel strong with you. It’s a nice feeling.

Just know I love you, okay? It’s hard to say in person but it’s true nonetheless.

~ Herman Waterboy

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hi ! may i please request a letter from Jeff the Killer (creepypasta. lmao) to a s/i named Elliot ? thank you in advance !!

even if it comes from those with a violent demeanor, your letter arrives at the drop of a hat..

Dearest Elliot,

How strange it is to feel this way. I did not feel much for most my life. I’ve only ever felt pain, and you decided you’d come around to change that.

It sounds stupid. Comically out of character for me. Doesn’t mean it isn’t true. You really have made me feel something new. The most unbelievable part is that I think I like it.

Silly, right? This isn’t something you’d think to come from a murderer.

If you’re ever in a tough spot I’ll be there. No strings attached. You made my smile genuine. I must return the favor, my dear.

Jeff.

[memories]

If there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that everyone deserves the right to free healthcare and @themorgue-postoffice absolutely crushes #hogjz sahario.

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HHELP MEE thats literally my husband hello….

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helloo friend!! i has a request 4 u!

can i request a letter from my husband Mr. WPNZ? :3

idk how to send requests even if i have done it before lol

take as much time as u need! :3 thank u so much!

even if from a criminal, the morgue’s letter arrives in tip-top shape..

Hey you,

So, I gotta admit, this ain’t very easy to say. Which probably makes it obvious why I’m writin’ it down here instead!

You know I’ve have problems with love, it’s real shitty. It’ll shoot ya in the head if you’re not careful. But, I think you changed that. Instead of shooting me in the head, ya shot me through the heart! And it didn’t even hurt.

I hate to be all sappy. It isn’t much of a show, right? But I really care for you, as much as I care for those guns of mine. If you ever start doubting yourself, don’t. Just know that I believe in you, no matter what.

Love ya.

Signed, Wpnz

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Can we get a letter from my wife Doom? :o?

even from the deepest depths of a morgue, a letter can make its way up to a patient’s room without a single scrape or spot…

dear hope,

Hi! I wanted to say all this in person, I really did, but this has to suffice for now!

I’ve enjoyed our time together. This hospital only gets worse from your first arrival as they say, but that’s not true anymore. Ever since you arrived, my life has looked upwards!! They can say all they want about this place being hell, but with you it really isn’t half bad..!!

Let’s work through things together, okay? I won’t leave your side for a minute.

yours now and forever, doomy <3