[A small mailbox, beaten and covered in mud, stands by the side of an old patch of woods. Wind howls through the trees as you approach it. There's a note attached to the front.
"SEND TO YOUR BELOVEDS HERE."
...seems a little sketchy, but the wind seemed to think the opposite...]
Hello! Welcome to the woods. I promise, I don't bite.
My name's Clover, and I run things in this little post office. This is a selfship letter blog, inspired by both @happyhounddeliveries and @pigeonpostoffice. I thought this would help me write a little bit more- and give the horror babes a little place to call their own. Of course, I take any requests. :)
If you'd like to see other insanity from me, my main blog is @uriayx. My selfship specific blog, where I talk about Steven from Strangled Red, is @choking-hazarddd.
Below are some ground rules. Have fun. :)
Please, be patient with me. I'm out in the middle of the woods, trying not to get grime and blood on your letters. I'm not the fastest, so just please be patient.
Keep RP to a minimum on this blog. This isn't a roleplay blog; as much as there is lore, try not to dig too deep. :)
I won't do fully NSFW letters; if you'd like an innuendo, I can do that. But write your own porn.
You can send envelopes to other people as well. Just be sure you include the blog name, so I can scuttle myself over to the right address.
If you forget something in a request and it hasn't been posted, send another ask specifying and I'll rectify if possible. If it has been posted and I made a mistake, do the same and I'll edit the post. Don't expect perfection; you know your beloved best.
If you'd like your request to be private, specify in your ask. I will not answer direct messages; bad cell service, in the trees. I'll send that envelope right to your desk (inbox).
I do not accept comshippers, darkshippers, or proshippers on this blog. I will be checking the blogs you mention, as well as research on the characters (for authenticity).
If a media is particularly problematic, I won't write for it. This includes any Vivziepop media, Harry Potter, South Park, Yandere Simulator, among others. If you're unsure, ask me, and I'll confirm for you and the others listening to the wind.
I have every right to decline a request; but I won't just ghost you. I'll let you know, don't worry. I'll only ever really decline a request if you break one of the rules above, so you're probably fine. Probably.
Have funnnn. This is all for fun, and for me to practice writing- don't knock others for their tastes, platonically or otherwise. Unless you know the person. Then it's funny. Entertainment is hard to come by here.
I have a request for you, could you please kindly do my dearest flocci from block tales?
Info abt our relationship:
Hes sort of tsundere like, having a big ego and all that... BUT he sure is the gentleman to clematis (my s/I) he mostly addesses her as "master" but if you want you can put sweeter nicknames (*´ω｀*) (more info abt him here!! If it isn't a hassle (◞‸◟ㆀ) ) we are quite long distanced (like a plane and a bus trip distanced)
Pic of him for reference:
Thank you and enjoy making it!! I hope you have fun making the post card and everything!! :D
It was a lovely midday, and you were going on a walk right after lunch. The sun was shining on your face, and you took a deep breath of fresh air, feeling content. You were truly feeling perfect. Almost perfect. The one thing that could make this day even better was having your love here, The Great Floccinaucinihilipilification. You hoped he was doing well. Suddenly you felt yourself subconsciously flinch, as you looked up and noticed a small UFO about the size of a kids basketball heading towards you. You hesitantly stepped back before it approached your face and slowed down, before politely beeping at you. You stood still, staring at it. The UFO spun around merrily before ejecting an envelope from it's base, before swinging back and forth a little. You glanced at the envelope and took it, thanking the UFO, which simply beeped in reply before turning around and flying off.
You shrugged and opened the envelope...
Dividers by @/sisterlucifergraphics!
To: Clematis
Marhaban habibi! I hope thy is well. I, personally, have been doing... Good. ...Despite my current state of housing. I did want to write to you, to say that thy excitable company is quite dear to me. I admire you, master. And that's a high compliment coming from THE GREAT FLOCCINAUCINIHILIPFICATION. If thou need any wishes granted, thou can come to me. Or thou can write to me. The state of transportation is difficult these days. Take care, master.
A F/O letter blog based on @happyhounddeliveries, @pigeonpostoffice, and @post-office-in-the-woods.
"Here at Hooves to Hearts, we handle every letter with love and care, making sure each one finds its way from your F/O's heart to yours. Whether its romantic, platonic, or familial, we'll make sure it's delivered swiftly with the click of a unicorn's hoof."
--<3--
Hello! You can call me Casey! ^^ I'm the silly little guy running this show. My pronouns are he/they/fae/it. I'm not exactly the king of this castle- more like its jester. :) You can find more of my silliness in my main blog, @adhd-brain-slushie.
Oh, the unicorn? Her name is Venus. She's a real sweetheart and loves her job! Gives her an excuse to stretch her legs and do some exploring, plus she gets a treat after every delivery. It's enrichment for her! :D
Now I s'pose we should discuss rules, huh? You'll find them listed below; please read them carefully! <3
Though we try to deliver your letters as swift as possible, sometimes we get stuck in a rut. Letters might get lost or we end up stranded in our universe-hopping (Venus's magic can be finicky). Patience is appreciated while we work, as we do our best to overcome obstacles and make sure you get your mail.
While we like to play around in character, this isn't necessarily an RP blog. All the whimsy is to keep the experience lighthearted and fun for us- and you!
NSFW letters won't be accepted, unfortunately. Both adults and minors will be gracing this postal service, and we want to make sure that the vibe is kept comfortable for all.
We can deliver letters for your friends! If you'd like to put in a request for someone, make sure to leave their blog in the ask, and we'll get it sent to them!
If you'd like for a letter to be sent privately, let us know and we can drop it off in your DMs or in your inbox.
Need to add something to your request, or you'd like to ask for an edit on a letter already sent? Just slip a message into our box and we'll do our best to make those changes. Keep in mind that while we try, we might not always get some things right- you know your beloved the best, after all.
In the most respectful way possible, please do not interact if you are a proshipper, comshipper, or a darkshipper. We will check blogs just to be sure, along with the character and its source for authenticity purposes.
We will not do anything for media that is problematic/hateful, this includes, but is not limited to, Harry Potter, anything by Vivziepop, South Park, and Yansim. If you are worried about your request, send in an ask and we'll check for you.
We have the right to decline a request if we feel the need to. If your letter is one that we reject, we will kindly let you know the reason, which will mostly be if it pertains to the rules stated above.
Have fun!! Do not dog on others for their F/Os, unless of course it is friendly banter between good friends. Alls well as long as the energy is positive and everyone is enjoying themselves. :)
Teensy addition: I, myself, am a selfshipper and I have a couple F/Os that I'm non-sharing with.
All romantic, and they are Katsuki Bakugou (timeskip), Dandy Dancifer, Sprout Seedly, and Cosmo the Pastry.
hiii, it’s so awesome to see a new blog around, can i get a letter from dante zogratis from black clover to my s/i vinnie? for context he’s basically like his royal advisor and has constant nightmares due to his grimoire being nightmare magic, so he’s pretty sleepy. thank you in advance ^_^
quietly, as if not to wake you, a pigeon flits through the window. the letter it drops off, addressed to @magicalspheres, is written in an ink so black it almost seems to absorb the light around it, in a careful and steady hand.
Vinnie,
You are, quite often, a mess. Some days I find myself wondering why I rely on you for so much.
Do not take this as criticism. You are not weak, nor unreliable. I simply find myself forgetting sometimes. But that is good. When our enemies are upon us, they will not foresee your cunning. And they will be cut down for it.
If I am to be honest, I find myself fond of you. At first, I believed this to be due to your skilled and reliable nature. But I admit that something deeper stirred within me.
I am a sensible man. I know that love is weakness, that it is folly and fleeting in the nature of humankind. So I will not say that I love you.
If you were to turn against me, I would hesitate to retaliate.
You are the one thing that inspires me to act with emotion, rather than logic. You fascinate me. Never before have I acted on instinct to place a blanket over the shoulders of another, to wait for him to wake from his tumultuous dreams. To want to see him smile.
welcome to the morgue post office, an f/o letter blog themed entirely around crackcare livings becaue he is my hubby. also inspired by @happyhounddeliveries
Requests: Open!
Queue goes up to 20 posts per day.
RULES. READ BEFORE SENDING.
I will not do nsfw or darkship content.
I will not write for the following medias: Transfur games (of any kind), South Park
Don’t get bitchy with me. Do not compare me to others. Be patient with your letters.
I won’t write for underage characters unless they aren’t romantic.
While I’d prefer selfship doubles to not request letters I CAN make exceptions.
Please specify your relationship to your f/o.
Check out my own selfship stuff at @flicksbeetle !!!
Could I please have my bobby? Hes from four brothers, my husband <33333 id really appreciate it in these crappy times
💐 :: There's a soft tingle in the air, before a swirling pink portal forms in front of you. Out steps a man, who hands you a coffee stained envelope. "Sorry about the stain," is all he says before he disappears back through the portal.
Honey,
Hey. I'm writing cause this man approached me and forced a pen into my hand. He's lucky I didn't punch him, honestly. Admittedly, I don't mind writing if it's for you.
I don't really have much to say, if I'm being honest with you. Thank you for marrying me? I love you? I can't wait to see you when I get home? All true. I know life's been a bit of a pain in the ass lately, but just know I'll always be your shoulder to lean on.
Many people don’t think of the infamous Director, Paulo Ravinski, as the lovey dovey type. But is it that farfetched to believe that a man so passionate about his craft would be just as, if not more, obsessed with his most beloved?
Dante,
I’m sure you’d understand me when I say filming can sometimes be difficult. It sometimes seems like no one wants to see my true vision, mutilating it into something I can’t even semi identify. I do believe you’re the only one who truly understands my visions, and I’m utterly thankful for that, my love.
I don’t care for anyone’s opinion, except for yours. Those people don’t care for art, and I know I can’t change that. It took me a long time to come to terms with that. If they won’t even give my work a chance, there’s no point in trying to make them understand. Real art makes people think, and that’s what I try to do, every waking moment. Besides, I already have someone who wants to see me and my work, who believes in me. You.
There’s two things I’m always thinking of: movies and you. I’ve never felt so seen with anyone else. You just get it, and I hope I can even begin to make you feel the same way. Together, I believe we can make true, all-human art. Do you?
For my next movie, I have a grand idea, and I want to know your thoughts. It’ll center around a duo, metaphorically sewn together, who truly, wholly see each other. They’ll have two rats: named… let’s see… Michael and Gina. The thing is, Michael and Gina are rabid, and ready to feast on anyone, even their parents, the inseparable duo who adore each other more than anything. In the end, Michael and Gina succeed in eating them, but I’d make a point to show how intensely the duo loves each other. More than anything. Sound familiar? Mike and Gianni can play the rabid rats, but I’d prefer for the two of us to be the directors, together. That way, the vision would be perfect. We’d fight off anyone trying to change it, at each other’s side. Actually, my favorite place is at your side, sending chills down the spines of the masses.
And after filming, each day we’d come home, with Mike and Gianni. Just the four of us, forever. That’s how I want it, for all time. All I want to know is if you’d want it to?
With all my heart,
Love, Paulo.
divider by @droideplane. hope you enjoyed, and again tysm for the moodboard you made for me, this is your reward!!!
Hiii! Don't know if you saw my reply, but if you could just make it as a regular post and tag it (or me, if that doesn't work so I could tag it) then maybe that could work?
My dearest Starlight,
I would love to meet you at the train station once again. I sit here waiting to see your lovely face again. I do love you dearly, as I hope you would know. You make my days better, even the mere thought of you makes the day seem a bit brighter. I fear to know where I'd be without you. I hope you have a wonderful day my beloved.
With much love,
Pest
