Fraggle Rock Sentence Starters
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"I've never felt so alone.”
“There you are! So you haven't died in the night."
"Well... let's just say I can't resist a culinary reference."
"I'm a quivering collection of the worst and least helpful emotions - fear, anxiety, terror, paranoia, indigestion, dishpan hands..."
"Ow! That's no place to leave a pickaxe!"
"Being a liar is worse than being a coward!"
"You demand an apology? I demand an apology!"
"What's the most delicious thing you know how to cook?"
"I'lI be here until I die. Give me ten minutes, top."
"I do not know great jokes. I am distinctly unhilarious, and I have a splitting headache. Now please leave me alone."
"I don't wanna die, I've got other plans!"
"I have been bamboozled! My medical expertise has been trifled with!"
“Um, I'd really love to help you, but I think I hear my kettle boiling."
"You have no taste! This icing has been specially aged in small, oaken casks."
"We should get to know each other and explore each other's worlds."
"Just because something's always been doesn't make it right!"
"You have all the symptoms of someone whose life has no meaning!"
"You've got the map. Do you know where we go next?"
"I don't care what we do. As long as we do it now!"
"If the doctor says you have to move for your health, then that is what you'll have to do."
"I have to go, my dog is mad at me."
"I can't believe I was foolish enough to promise I'd be there. ______, you wanna come with me?"
"I'm too young to be fricassee!"
"When you reach my age, you don't take death so seriously."
"I've tried to think about why you'd want to hurt us, but it just doesn't make any sense."
"It's not easy to understand other people's problems, but it's very easy to think you do."
"Coming, oh queen of light and darkness!"
"Clutter is the manifestation of freedom."
"Hey, would you pick up the tempo? I like a funeral dirge you can dance to!"
"How can you think about gumbo at a time like this?"
"I learned to meet my brother in my enemy, and I learned that we are none of us alone."
"That's the best laugh I had since I dropped dead."
"I don't know if my head works any better than my stomach."
"I'm crying because I did what I was supposed to do, which I had to do, which was what I didn't want to do, and now I don't know what to do!"
"I've come to beg and grovel."
"I remember faces, like a waking dream."
"Boy, is this talking business ever tricky."
"Howdy, neighbor. Move it or lose it."
"I'm going to drink ‘til my ears turns pink."
"What do you mean why? I haven't even figured out how yet!"
"One more minor adjustment. Hand me that sledgehammer."
