WhiteBoard Rollout Launch

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My name is Porter

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My name is H

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My name is Leigh Blundell

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Finally the system works! Igla Turtle- you’re going down!! I told you all she sounded guilty from the start. This is Ivon Brittney saying- I TOLD YOU SO!!!

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My name is Nate Smith

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Nathaniel Smith here 

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my name is Georgia St. James, just to clarify in case u were wondering 

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Wasn’t joe stephens the guy that was quoted in the initial report of the murder??? I didn’t know he was a reporter... That seems wierd. Other ppl keep saying that Igla was involved and now I def believe them. 

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John 8:32. The truth will set you free. The Whiteboard attack on President Odin has been deeply disturbing for everyone involved. What was the reason for this? To instill fear? I demand to see justice, I demand to see the truth. Igla Turtle has done a fine job of fooling the rest of the public into thinking she was not involved somehow, but I know it in my heart that that woman is bad news. Ever since she was announced as Vice President I had a gut feeling that she would do everything in her power to take Odin’s position. It is despicable that the media is not connecting the dots and making this more well-known. I wouldn’t be surprised if several board members were involved as well. All I have to say is this: Do not believe the lies that are fed to you by Igla and the rest of the news. We must wait til the day of liberation comes and punish who is responsible. 

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Chipped Puppies?

Oct. 6, 2021, 12:19 PM EST By Blake Daniels WHITEBOARD TOWN — To date, there have been twenty-seven puppies stolen from the town around Whiteboard. The breeds vary, but the most commonly stolen puppy is a French Bulldog. There have been nine Frenchies stolen. At first, these puppy thefts were seemingly unconnected; everyone got hit with a theft from the ordinary employee of Whiteboard to members of the board, but after a tip-off from an insider, the pieces came together. According to them, "Every member of the board of Whiteboard owned a Frenchie, from Igla to Daniels, they carried these puppies around like accessories." Our reports indicate they received these puppies from Odin as a gift. Follow-up research on where Odin acquired these puppies lead us down a rabbit hole. Before he turned the puppies over to members of the board, he held onto them for a whole month. Now we thought this was curious, so we reached out to his assistant at the time, and they had this to say; "Odin didn't let me into his personal life, but these puppies were an exception. The board was keeping him busy, so I had to take the puppies to the vet. I took my puppy to the vet before he went missing, and his bills never cost half as much as those Frenchies." It took a bit of effor, but we managed to get the financial records for those visits and compared the amounts paid with known microchips. We can now, without a doubt, inform you those dogs were chipped. At this point, we can only speculate that Odin chipped these dogs to spy on his board. This is Blake Daniels, independent journalist, calling it here. We'll be back next time with more cutting-edge news.

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Welcome back to another Insider’s Scoop with H’s Hotspot: 

Despite the recent email leaks and stacks of bank statements detailing Igla’s definite involvement in some suspiciously large transactions, local authorities remain befuddled and frustrated as Igla Turtle has decided to take a vow of silence. Lisa Bordeuax, Whiteboard’s head of legal, states that Igla will NOT be entertaining any of the press’ lines of inquiry until further notice: “All questions and contact with my client, regardless of connections, will now have to go through me first.” In other news, the chief of police–Daryl Wood has also released a statement detailing a new breakthrough in the Odin’s homicide case: “We have found partial prints on the murder weapon and are currently working with our forensic department to identify the perp. We will hold a press conference at a later date when more information can be made available to the public. Thank you for your patience”.

Today’s Insider Scoop is provided by: TruestCrime with Jeremy Jeremiah renowned investigative journalist. Tune in Tomorrow morning at 10 am EST to Radiolab’s newest podcast. Jeremy will be giving his hot-take on the Igla x Whiteboard coverup. (Ad is paid for by Jeremy Jeremiah)

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Scandinavian Mythology is where the Origin of the name Odin lies. Odin was the God of frenzy, betrayal, and death. Coincidence? I think not? Odin was known within the company to always act only when it would benefit him, even if it meant betraying his employees. 

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THE TRUTH.

Apparently Igla hired a hitman. She wants to take his position in the company. She started at the bottom and worked her way up to VP, the only thing standing between her and the presidency was Odin. She knew if she used her gun it would be too obvious, she would never be able to do it successfully herself, so she hired someone to do it for her. There are bank statements that show a large sum of money was take out of the whiteboard account, but everyone in the company claimed the money was for something different. None of their stories had the same reason, but they all said igla was the one who takes the money out of the account. So if they all heard a different story as to what the money was for, then what exactly is she hiding? MURDER! THAT’S WHAT! She cant keep her stories straight because she cant remember what she told each person. She couldn’t remember because she was so nervous about slipping up about what the money was really for. I’m onto you Igla, you can’t stop me. 

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So I don’t really know HOW to say this but uh, this is some concerning information. They were doing some forensics stuff on Odin’s body, looking for what angle the bullet came from, and they found uh...lizard scales on the side of his head. So either, Odin was The Lizard from Spiderman...or the whole Lizard rulers thing may be true. Idk what to do anymore

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Saw something about how Turtle’s emails were released, but she’s still being defended. Sorry gang, but the facts don’t care about your feelings. If she’s part of what happened with Whiteboard, then she gets what she gets.

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i can’t believe they’re trying to pin this on her! i guess they hate to see a #girlboss winning 

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On an unrelated note: @cutthebreaks has reached out to me to distribute this call ad. His dog turned out to be pregnant and there are now puppies up for adoption (names from left to right: Odin, Whiteboard, A, Coverup)​