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by cookiesnmilks

Daddy caught me by surprise this morning. He's usually so tired when he gets home from work, but he wanted to toy with his babygirl. Thank you for joining us.

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idk how to flirt but be a good boy and let me see you stroke it for me.

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by invibranthues

I don't own a vibrator but I found that pressing my electric toothbrush up against the head results in some VERY fun noises

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the turn The Good Place has taken to “there is no ethical consumption under capitalism” is so amazing because it’s foreshadowed so much in the show.

Chidi and his almond milk.  Eleanor and her old boyfriend who told her to stop visiting the coffee shop.  She practically gives the speech on how you can’t win because everything in the world is “problematic” in some way.

also, Jason’s explanation for why ethical consumption is classist is so wonderful and I love it because it’s the wisdom of the experience that comes with being poor.  Jason’s an idiot, but he’s also lived through being Florida trash.  

gah this show is so wonderful. 

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This morning.