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this wasn't exactly the mood i was trying to create but oh my god

me in between fits of laughter

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I accidentally burped while deepthroating and we had to stop because we were both dying with laughter

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jusT nessaeme me on facebook

i deleted facebook i got sick of it =c

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van i just text someone about my problems someone experiencrd pls

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porn is false advertising hentai too

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please gina ;__; can i give you my number we can text

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oh god oh god my mind is in a total turmoil i just want to crawl under a rock & die to death ugh every time i look at sex whether its insinuated in a tv sitcom or in pornography or hentai or w/e i just find that i want it like i legitimately want to have a carnal relationship with my boyfriend but the past 3 times we've tried (as in went for 20 minutes or more hi i'm not a virgin) i just absolutely HATED IT like legit HATED IT its so uncomfortable & even though i hear its supposed to get better the more you try i just UGH i never want another penis near me ever again its the worst feeling ever how can people like that ever uugghhhh i don't know what to do i just hate myself for hating it i want it i just don't want to experience that ever again????? female problems

[knewdrew]

sexual innuendos in cartoons.

i wouldn’t say any of this stuff is overly inappropriate.

Barney’s nasty ass took that shit too far, though.

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just watch

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WELL THEN……

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THE COW AND CHICKEN ONE… FUCK…

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what I'm feeling for him is what I feel for one piece that is BIG

I love him omg

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last week after we saw the muppets we were walking around my neighborhood & he made the stupidest joke in the world & I laughed so much

that's when

it clicked, ya know?

"men are twice more likely to get stuck by lightning than women are. wanna know why? 'cause we have lightning rods!"

> laugh for 3 minutes

> "oh my god I lo-....ved that that was perfect"

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wow I'm

in love with poison

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omfg every time I try to uninstall some program to make more memory on my computer it says "ERROR: NOT ENOUGH DISK SPACE TO UNINSTALL PROGRAM" ??????????!1!??!/1???? fuck you fuck you fuck yooouuuuuu

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why don't I have any memory on my computer uuuuuugggggghhhhhhh

I can't even save simple picture files what is this shit

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okay uuuhhhh

I get the strong feeling that one of my guy friends has a crush on me? & it gets really awkward because I'm pretending to be clueless???

not saying anything for sure ya know but uh

he hates my boyfriend he just plainly hates him

refuses to learn his name & every time he's brought up he just says "oh that jew? whatever" & its just really mean

he calls me beautiful out of nowhere when I complain about flyaway hair??

says he always thought I was the prettiest girl ever????

gives me food

which is good

I walked with him to his bus kinda one day & on the way there he was telling me about a girl he's been really hardcore crushing on but can't do anything because she has a boyfriend he hates?? he says it so obviously its not even funny 

he tells me stuff

idk personal stuff

maybe I'm just being stupid but poison himself pointed out that my friend liked me & that I should stay away but I just told him he was being stupid since well I'm not the most attractive of people no one would ever like me

(except poison he thinks i'm pretty u///u)

I'd feel flattered if this were true but in terms of appearance this guy is

really

really

repulsive

like downright disgusting I'm not even exagerrating

dandruff, pizza face, blubber, bad teeth, hairy chest & stomach & back omfg he wore a tank top to school one day jesus I wanted to leave early 'cause it was everywhere & it was fucking nasty

man I don't want to be mean or anything so I'm just gonna stay clueless/platonic but I just want him to back off because if not I might say something I'll regret

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maybe I'm overreacting

I'm gonna stop

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robot-head replied to your post: we were caught in a moment & I’m like “man fuck...

the SAME EXACT THING happened my first time except we kept going after the first 15 seconds. but i know exactly what you’re talking about; it was horrible.

sobs thanks carol

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parisaur replied to your post: we were caught in a moment & I’m like “man fuck...

:< Well unfortunately it doesn’t get immediately better, but the hornier you are the easier it is. So you really got to be into it for it to feel good. It should be at the discomfort level though, not worse than that. Otherwise you just weren’t ready

yeah maybe that was it

I'm trusting your judgement here mate