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Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
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The Stonewall Inn
Noah Kahan
PR's Tumblrdome
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Discoholic 🪩
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Fieri Frames
Doug Jones
$LAYYYTER
taylor price
macklin celebrini has autism
Phantogram Three
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
noise dept.
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@theneelrevolution2515
“Sanctuary,” the child cried running into the library “Nice try,” the guard following after sneered, “but only holy places can grant sanctuary.” The librarians glanced at each other. A small nod The head librarian gave the guard a stern look. “Sanctuary granted”
One of the most revered deities of the Hindu culture, Saraswati is the Goddess of knowledge, wisdom and learning.
The finest blacksmith the kingdom has ever seen is personally invited by the King to his palace. He is given access to the most forbidden and advanced magic, a plethora of resources, all the assistants he could ever need, and a simple request: “make something sick as fuck”.
The smith makes the infinity gauntlet, with the stones to be searched by the knight for the sequel
There are only 2 genders
Please people thee are only two genders…. I can’t believe that Tumblr is allowed to exist and make up all these ridiculous identities and not have all its users in mental health facilities.
someone reblog this with the two real genders because this guy sure as heck didnt specify
Pokemon and Digimon
sun and moon
super trans and mega trans
chungo and scrungus
salt and pepper
Neither and both
Nintendogs 1 & 2
handmaiden and fuedal lord
Birdemic: Shock and Terror and Birdemic 2: The Resurrection
Team lads and team gents
Achievement Hunter and Funhaus
Khal Drogo and Not Khal Drogo
Mario and Luigi
Tom and Jerry
Ass and tiddies
Star Trek and Star Wars
Simon and garfunkel
Primmie and techie
Marina and The Diamonds
Grump and Not So Grump
Bread and butter
Ramones and Clash
Coke and Pepsi
Skype and Oovoo.
Derek and The Dominos
the proletariat and the bourgeois
feudal lords and handmaidens
Dungeons and dragons
narumitsu and narumayo
kinder and milka
benny and the jets
florence and the machine
shrek & the bee movie
Xbox and pc
Crystal Gems and Homeworld
Naruto & Sasuke
Ben & Jerry’s
Offense and Defense
Peanut butter and jelly
Coffee and tea
Owl and city
Lamb and beef
My type and not my type
Ihop and Denny’s
Mcdonalds and burger king
Coke and Pepsi
Jedi & Sith
Sharks and Jets
sans and komaeda
Joestars and Brandos
Alliance and Horde
Valor and Mystic
Dipper & Mabel
Ruby & Sapphire
nutritious & delicious
furries & scalies
Overwatch and tf2
ocean and sky
Paydays and Whatchamacallits
Fred and George
team epic and team chicken leg
Inanimate Insanity and Battle For Dream Island
ruby and sapphire
*.Flowey and Asriel.
Undertale and FNAF
Gryffindor and Slytherin
Salt and Sugar
μ’s and Aqours
Black and white
Apple and android
Mini and Wumbo
Dan and Phil
DARN IT I WAS GONNA DO DAN AND PHIL @sorta-phantastic
Hobo and Glunkus
Ketchup & Mayo
chocolate and vanilla
ketchup and mustard
Grandes bites à viande
Batman and robin
Marvel and DC
Markiplier and Darkiplier
humans + dancers
Trans and Turbo Trans
gamers and goths
Crowley and Aziraphale
Velvet and Lace
Tits and ass
plants and zombies
Zangoose and Squirtle
Bill and Ted
hope and desperation
Corporate and casual
fermions and bosons
Weeb and Goth
eeby and deeby
Emma and Paul
Jekyll and Hyde
Czechia and Slovakia
Franken and Stein
The girl and the PS5
eeby and deeby
Mumbo and Jumbo
Blorbo and scrunklo
Wattpad and Ao3
Quotev and fanfic.net
plinko and horse
ur and mom
glup and shitto
Scorpions and wolves.
Red Velvet Cookie and Pastry Cookie
heebies and jeebies
phineas and ferb
plants and zombies
Remus and Sirius
wine and cheese
Edward and Jacob
@astrqnova ya bunch o shit, that was mine, anyways: laurel and hardy
Medusa was kinda problematic :/
She objectified a lot of people
Nobody would dare look to at her in the eyes
k i really need to murder the prime minister whos with me
me but which one
any one you want to
well we need a lot of people for that but honestly i think we can do it
YES!!!!
YES NOW WHO WANTS TO JOIN US
we don't have a prime minister but I rather much kill one whole partie
Any Head of State!
mine would probs be: one direction, taylor swift, ed sheeran, the script and coldplay
Lol, 3 people might have heard mine, but here goes: ajr, the score, jeremy zucker, marshmello and blackbear
this was so wild
Someone explain
The first sentence says 32 and 13 implying that the speaker is 32 years old and their girlfriend is 13 years old, which is both highly inappropriate and illegal. The next sentence reveals the speaker was talking about their game levels, not their ages, which is perfectly okay.
In their reply to the audience they then say they are picking her up from middle school, again implying that their girlfriend is underage, but quickly state she’s grading papers letting us know she’s a teacher, definitely an adult, and there no reason to be upset.
The rollercoaster gif portrays how switching from upset and worried to relieved in such a short period of time feels emotionally.
The next meme shows the guy panicking from misunderstanding, then feeling relieved and calm realizing the truth, only to panic over the next misunderstanding and then calm again when hearing the end.
the above explanation is followed by a picture of data from star trek with a speech bubble's tail coming out of him, implying he's the one saying all of that, which is humerous because the above text is written in a style similar to his speech patterns, and with a subject matter he would enjoy
This is the worst website ever and I love it.
You know what, fuck y'all, I won't be able to sleep now since this post shall haunt me
ok new tag game search your name in the gifs and the fourth one is how your years gonna go (i saw this on facebook)
Oh- thanks for the tag @lord-of-the-weird
Tagging: @visfar-the-101 @lost-highwayy @nikkisqueenofsleaze @kurtsnirvanabrother @novemberslashhx @axysbbygurl @adlersrose @rocknrollsoul76 @pinkpatiencecreepers @hungercityhellhound 🤍
Thanks for the tag!!! 💕💕
I don’t even understand how my 2022 can be like this but I feel like its the most accurate shit I have ever seen
Tagging: @cryingclown2007 @george-fangs @mrsholmes-cumberbatch @annalise-lupines @anne-white-star @revolversoul @idontwanttospoiltheparty @princessleiaqueen and anyone else who wants to
ta bunches for the tag champster !! <🍄3
no pressure tags: @dusted-0negin @cinnamontoastandtears @ringmeringo @young-master-is-lost and anyone who wants to do it
tagging: @sevenseasofyeet @sparkleslightlyy @wiesel-mercury @just-razqew
thanks for the tag @ringmeringo <33
tagging @queenies-of-the-universe @th0mas-jerome-newton @h0wtoleavetown @ghostbusters-famous and everyone else whod like to do this- no pressure!!
Thanks neo!! @wiesel-mercury
I tag @roger-s-maracas @freddie-moments @thislookinyoureyes @slowlyrusting @ecle-c-tic @one-band-queen
Thanks for the tag my dear @queenies-of-the-universe 🥰
WTF?!?!?! 😂
Tagging: @honey-rae-pluto @confusionh @natromanxoff @radioroger @painandpleasure86 @okilover02
thanks @roger-s-maracas !!
PFF
open tags!!
em if this is open...
i swear this is by far the WEIRDEST on this whole thread
tagging @dreamersdrowse @rebel-without-a-zeppelin @tophats-n-lespauls @rogersgarden @calico-skiess @glimmerofsanity @watermelon-eater @hand-me-my-shovel-im-going-in @thatone-churro and anyone else who'd like to try
alright here we go with my common ass name:
no clue what that’s supposed to mean but hey! pretty woman! that’s gotta be good right?
keeping the thread open to whoever wants to join, but i’ll tag @book-dragon-not-worm @darkwitchycupcakes @cherrie-teaa and @frogsaresuperiorjustlikeme :)
Lmaooo what
Maybe this means I’ll come out?
Anyway, open tags! Like literally anyone
But I’ll tag @reputaytion-xiii @dead-james-potter @piltovers-gayest @veladoe
Thank you
Wtf?? Thats kinda scary
Well tbf I am in my reputation era rn
But still
Idk if any of you have done this but @remuslupininskirts @jamespotterinskirts @siriusblackinskirts @regulusblackinskirts @acciorxses and also open tag <3
Nice :) tagging @binguystan @captaincarriekathryncoffee @nothingbuthotleafjuice @bottle-o-water @mycatsnameisfrodo @captn-sh @myenterpriseisparked
I… I am Concerned 😅
Tagging @coraclavia @mylittleredgirl @starg8rocks @stargatelov3r @tellmeourstoryy @stargatelov3r @justnerdystuffs
Ooooookay........ Tbh I don't even wanna know
@slytherinsarcasam @shades-of-greens @luna-writes-stuff @pastashouldbeeatenwithafork @fandomchaosposts @flyingpurplepeopleeater42 no pressure tag
Ummm wow okay!
@chaotic-trav @pineapplecrispy @helloliriels @hafsahh
I think you're gonna have a fluffy new year!! @pastashouldbeeatenwithafork meanwhile i...uh ...
*gulp*
Carry on! @hyacinths-on-my-grave @whatnext2020 @iamjustreading @mentally-unstable-fangirl
Thanks for the tag!
I'm gonna blow stuff up okay.
Tagging: @lucian-evander @tamaraheartz @hp-nv-221b-3000 @acciorxses @ghostfilesbish @ghost-spidey and anyone who wants to give it a go!
Thanx for the tag!
Guess I'm taking revenge......again
@open tag
Tried this again with my real name and
Yeah
This is my year folks
This describes me so well OMYLORD 😭😭😭
@sierice @whatrambles @cookie-constellation @nyyxx @hayden-rose @silently-weebs-in-corner
Oop thx for da tagggg <3
😂😂😂this is hillarious ok (btw i tried my name but there were nothing ;-;!)
anyhoo, tags: @crzyprsn42 @damhalfblood @simpingforpjo
Time to leave my pack, i guess
CLINT IN HIS COSTUME AND KATE GETTING SO EXCITED IM GONNA CRY
Are you posting these as you are watching through the ep right now??!!
@revvs-trash @book-dragon-not-worm @burningdragonfestivalmonger @alisa-montagova Y'ALL YOU SAW THE BOARD EXAM TIMETABLE???? MY BIRTHDAY IS ON THE MATH EXAM I QUIT
i did. WE HARDLY HAVE PREP TIME DUDE UGH
Wait what yall in the same school??
NOO. like in india for sophomores and seniors there's this test that happens nation wide and it's likea big deal and whatnot. we're currently sophomores. and we have the same syllabus and the same dates for all the tests and the timetable for the said tests. SUCKS.
…rip *transmitting braincells*
Lol i was a sophomore last year, my exams were cancelled and my brother now has to give 2 exams instead of the usual one *demonic laugh*
Guys if I get 271,100 notes on this till my 21st birthday (November 27th) I'll get
Don't walk on my roof
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Guys if I get 271,100 notes on this till my 21st birthday (November 27th) I'll get
Don't walk on my roof
tattooed in ancient greek
Guys if I get 271,100 notes on this till my 21st birthday (November 27th) I'll get
Don't walk on my roof
tattooed in ancient greek
Guys if I get 271,100 notes on this till my 21st birthday (November 27th) I'll get
Don't walk on my roof
tattooed in ancient greek
Guys if I get 271,100 notes on this till my 21st birthday (November 27th) I'll get
Don't walk on my roof
tattooed in ancient greek
Guys if I get 271,100 notes on this till my 21st birthday (November 27th) I'll get
Don't walk on my roof
tattooed in ancient greek
Guys if I get 271,100 notes on this till my 21st birthday (November 27th) I'll get
Don't walk on my roof
tattooed in ancient greek
