𝓛𝑜𝓋𝑒, DANICA!

Danica | Dallas | Since ‘06 | Twitter: 🐥newromanticfox Insta: 📸 thenewromanticfoxes

[thislovve]

hi idk how it got here but im seeing some posts on my tl and im the swiftie who got outed today. i just want to let everyone know that im not a minor and im doing okay as of right now. thank you all very much <3

[contrarianshit]

taylor: we got bills to pay

also taylor: nosebleed tickets are $300+

[goodgirlwhoshopeful]

[screamingiminlovewithyou]

at a certain point in the day i just

[still-an-innocentt]

she really went from singing “i like writing songs about douchebags who cheat on me” to “with every guitar string scar on my hand i take this magnetic force of a man to be my lover” on the same stage huh

[raquelsc09-deactivated20241016]

That’s it. That’s the tweet

[t-swift]

This is Benjamin Button. He’s a good boy.

[paintedmegolden]

“and then the next day #drunktaylor was number 1 trending on twitter”

[diamondseaside]

snl 2017 - 2019: happy baby

[screamingiminlovewithyou]

she is so kind

[allamericansbitch]

#she’s a self-aware queen

[stelicate]

“That’s not the one I wanted” “it doesn’t have a head” “what do we do with it now” “I’m not asleep my mind is alive” WHAG TEHRBJS THATS HILarioUS I LOVE YOU @taylorswift

[taylorswift]

Lest we forget “Sometimes it doesn’t go your way” defeated, stumbling into the bedroom after choosing ‘the wrong’ banana, which.. didn’t have a head?

[re-pu-ta-ti-on]

the two horsemen of the apocalypse

[taylorswift]

Texting this to him rn thanks

[thepoliticalhippie]

A lot of kids on tumblr could not emotionally survive MySpace where you would literally rank your friends right out in public. Those were some wild times.

[kingofmyheartbodysoull]

[alltooalex-deactivated20240103]

can we start captioning gifsets and edits with the quote “sometimes life doesn’t go your way” and the general public will think taylor was talking about something really meaningful but we will all know she was literally talking about a banana

[in-her-wildest-dreams]

taylor wearing a teddy bear jumper whilst holding a banana and wearing ridiculous goggles is the most fucking random yet hilarious thing i’ve ever seen in my life what the fuck is even happening djdnsnsns

[nurseaddison]

shout out to all the moms out there eating the food their toddler the world's biggest popstar wont eat.

preventing tantrums since 1989.