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[officialwhitegirls]

rare pokemon: *flees*

me: im sick of fake people coming in and out of my life. youre either here or youre not. its beyond disgusting how i still need to say this in 2016

[vortexsophia-deactivated2022110]

[jennytrout]

You have no idea how much I needed to hear this today, Mr. Rogers.

[thatadult]

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

[theeeprotagonist]

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

[blkmedusa]

Karma will pop me if I don’t

[unamusedsloth]

Dads at One Direction concerts [via]

[sapbat]

this is art

[deervision-deactivated20180322]

this photographer went there with one intention

[medic981]

His camera was facing one direction, and it wasn’t toward the stage.

[nevvzealand-deactivated20130227]

happy birthday someone

[stop-chicken-nugget-abuse-deact]

I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

[keisuk3-deactivated20160705]

[thenext-great-adventure]

the first rule of shopping: never use your own money

[kyleehenke]

8) haha cool somebody pledged $100 on patreon, stayed that way for a week or so including a vip livestream, then edited their pledge down to $7. I even wrote them a big long thank you message and shit. In other words just kidding about that milestone!!

fucking robbery lmfao

[bossurequiem-deactivated2019121]

Wait, did you get the money though? I don’t understand patreon

[kyleehenke]

No I did not get that money, patreon only charges you at the beginning of each month, yet you get access to the patreon page the MOMENT you pledge. so lots of people use this loophole to pop in, enjoy some perks, then ollie out before they can get charged. It’s literally straight up scamming.

[rattlecat]

A common work around that I’ve been seeing (and it has been hella useful) has been the timed restriction of patrons. Many artists will not post the month’s content until after the 2nd, that way patrons are absolutely charged before they get the content. (So March content wouldn’t be available until April, for example). This allows you to work on a pay in advance system, and also gives you a month’s time to prepare all the content instead of doing it month of.

Another format I’ve seen is timed links. When the month has been charged, the artist posts up a timed link available only to patrons who have already been charged that expires in 15-30 days. Afterwards, the link is no longer functional. In order to get content older than when you started, you’re required to pay the pledge amount for those months. That way you’ll only receive the newest month (and only after you’ve paid).

Thirdly, it’s relatively easy to shoot Patreon a message with the email and information of the users who are actively abusing the system. They can and will ban the person from being able to pledge period in the future. I’ve even seen one case where someone’s ‘owed’ pledges were forcibly charged as they did in fact agree to the terms and conditions of pledging.

[kyleehenke]

thanks for the advice. Im definitely going to have to change how I do things on patreon to prevent further theft. pretty disappointing that creators have to go to these lengths just to keep from getting scammed in the first place :(

[giftieart]

Leaving this here for reference, it’s awful that people do this shit. It’s making me quite reluctant to get one in the future :(

[red-valentine-deactivated201902]

Duely noted, if I start a Paetron I’ll make sure to only dole out the prizes the following month.

[deathcomes4u]

And to anyone pledging who thinks they can use the excuse of ‘I paid what I thought the content i saw was worth in the end’.

No. Fuck you. You’re a piece of shit. Don’t you dare do that EVER.

[gokuma]

Reblogging for all my followers who use/consider using Patreon

[legalmexican]

[yui-hirasawa-pregnant-fanfictio]

[duhhvana]

Did he win

[plantigone]

he was eliminated that episode but gordon said his cake tasted good it just looked like shit

[gmbencompetence]

We need to have a nomination for “Stupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believed” and just move into an official Top 10 List.

For my nominations, I’m putting up:

If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.

or

It is impossible that you spelled “Berenstain Bears” wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.

I can’t decide which is more beautiful. It’s why we need a vote.

[jupiterjunebug]

this is a picture of the human brain at the moment of death. tragic and beautiful

[gmbencompetence]

Fuck. That is a damn good nomination.

[thisisdefinitelyacreativename]

if you close your eyes when the train hits your brain will assume you are dead. Some find this comforting.

[gmbencompetence]

We’re getting into the good ones now. This is some classic Tumblr.

[turtle-powered]

Two old favourites:

“Bitch, That’s the Tubby Custard Machine” (http://imgur.com/gallery/IObQF)

and the horse dildo that was passed off as someone’s arm. (http://abakkus.tumblr.com/post/48958415162)

[gmbencompetence]

This is rapidly becoming a master post of ignorances and I could not possibly be happier.

[analienorsutin]

Rare blue watermelon

[sickofimmortality]

That disease where you get purple eyes, no period, and no body hair

[akiraita]

How have we gone this far without anyone mentioning the bird in the chocolate fountain

[unicornfan]

soap makes water molecules smaller

[bace-jeleren]

The cross section of a pomegranate (or some other such fruit I forget) that people believed was a close up look of inside a vagina.

[farronheit]

took a video while flying this morning

[igglooaustralia]

I hate all of you!

[grawly]

is it safe to say 2016 has been pretty bizarre thus far

[kenyatta]

See also:

@CasualFennec: RPing with restaurants is my new favourite thing

[thebestoftumbling]

This perfectly encapsulates why I hate “The Big Bang Theory” (x)

[didyouknowmagic]

When you finally get the joke after the second time someone has told it to you.

[totalariana]

When some new gossip too good for you to contain

[luciadelbray]

like all of carrie’s tweets are gold but this phrase really resonated w me on a spiritual level