The Nicole Theory

♌ 23 idk why I'm still here

[mysharona1987]

[caitlinfishfood]

oh boy

[princessscrambledpancakes]

this is a Complex Web

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[doctortatertot]

[painlessnostalgia]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

[mc1303]

KEVIN YOU BISEXUAL HOMEWRECKER LOL

[guerrillatech]

[thickness-protection-program]

White on white violence

[freshmoviequotes]

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)

[sliversoakley2-deactivated20210]

[phantom-rin]

THE FUCKING ENDING

[drtanner]

NAUGHTY

[sizvideos]

[thelogicalghost]

I don’t care why, this is hysterical.

[bettsplendens]

This is the best kind of prank.

No scares, no injury, no property damage, just confuse the hell out of someone.

[otherwindow]

Palworld is a brand-new, multiplayer, open-world survival crafting game where you can befriend and collect mysterious creatures called “Pal” in a vast world! Make your Pals fight, build, farm, and work in factories.

[otherwindow]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[objectlessondujour]

The book is 1984, which is neither. It's anti-authoritarian, which tells you a lot.

[musicalsilence]

Ya know, sometimes I wish the joke *didn’t* write itself.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[internutter]

@knitnan looks familiar...

[lemonsharks]

I feel seen, heard, and noticed

[omghotmemes]

Only Gordon can roast just by eating a hamburger

[accursedvoid]

Oh no it’s that one.

The ‘that Vegan teacher’ that tells you it’s selfish to come out as LGBTQ+ over coming out as ‘vegan’, parodyed George floyd’s last words in her song about being vegan and compared animal meat to the holocaust - and that BLM should be protesting for veganism and animal rights over their own rights.

Also she be stalking A 16 year old on tiktok so.

This woman is a total yikes.

[intjint]

[r4cs0]

[pinewood-circus]

Let’s also not forget that she had also joked and laughed about a kid dying bc they had tried to follow a certain vegan diet SHE had brought up, and after she was called out about it she just kept making fun of them.

[joyflameball]

Don’t forget that she said that having an eating disorder was not an excuse to not go vegan, when people with eating disorders shouldn’t take any excuse to cut food out of their diets.

[shrodingerspenis]

I’m going to become a cryptid and drag her into the wood so that she can become a mysterious-missing-person-found-in-the-woods-with-no-bones-or-face

[tigerlily-monroe-deactivated202]

[fionathefab]

I believe she also tried to hit a furry with her car.

[fabthememesatan]

WHAT

[fionathefab]

It was a while ago and I don’t know if it’s true but a couple people said she did

Also TikTok is going to war with her on February 12th

[rozunderpressure]

I never wanted to know the answer to the question “What if PETA was a person”, yet, here we are…

[true-king-of-monsters]

Every part of this put my sanity from “low” to “Subterranean”

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

She went to prison for impersonating a teacher

[overlyactivepingpongball]

Her original teacher account got shadowbanned so she made another account pretending to be a completely different person: thatvegannurse, she looks and talks exactly the same but she puts her hair in pigtails and talks about how much she hates thatveganteacher, she also owns like 16 other faceless accounts pretending to be real people that she uses to comment and like her posts to boost interactions

[ryandevon]

Every single addition to this post was like a punch in the fucking throat

[crookedmoonsaultpunk]

She posted a video trying to “reclaim” slurs saying they are only bad you you let them be bad

Try and guess what letters are censored.

[wemblingfool]

[geek-ramblings]

Me with each new bit of information in this post

[siege1]

[thecarebearglare]

People on tiktok have also tracked down where she lives and have tried to steal her dog because she’s forcing it to eat vegan.

[cal-is-a-cryptid]

I need a 45 minute nap to process this post.

[mcytoutofcontext]

don’t forget that she once said to a (at the time) 16 year old, that to get women he had to show them “his vegetables”.

that was just blatantly disgusting..

[artissijamm]

I only know half of these information before I read this post what the fuck

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

fun fact! the producer of shrek based Lord Farquaad on his evil former boss, the CEO of disney, Michael Eisner. They even look the fucking same

in real life Eisner is pretty tall. on the other hand, the shrek producer, Jeffrey Katzenberg, is quite short . Eisner, being an asshole, once infamously said of Katenzberg, “I think I hate that little midget.” 

so 5′0″ Katzenberg went and turned his asshole boss into a little person named Lord Fuckwad

yeah

[hungryjokerr]

[tr0picalst0rm-deactivated201605]

What it’s like dealing with customers in retail

[catchymemes]

[link-the-feral-anon]

When you remember the anti-vax movement

[burger-prince]

[tatsutahimet]

I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.

[reaperrmancer]

Ur right and u should say it

[ap-kinda-lit]

Reading this in 2021

[filmnoirsbian]

Restaurants and bars really love to test your sobriety by making the route to their bathrooms as labyrinthine as possible

[filmnoirsbian]

Me: I'm not that drunk

Me trying to figure out where the Fuck they've hidden the restrooms in this bar: So this is how Odysseus felt huh

[filmnoirsbian]

Everyone tagging this post with their local bars/restaurants that have ridiculous bathroom layouts.....I see u. I am u. We are all Odysseus, and our Ithaca is a toilet covered in stickers.

[sydmarch]

ok I just HAVE to include this picture from inside the bathroom door of this one bar I went to

only one of these knobs work and it's not the one that's a different color from the rest

[filmnoirsbian]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[starshipcaptainjojo]

SOUND ON SOUND ON SOUND ON FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOUND ON

[pleasantomorrows]

always funny

[lgbt-tiktoks]

[whatsallthisnow]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[creacher-feature]

[vinitile-deactivated20210311]

Hi!! Reblogging this a second time to inform everyone theyre nonbinary!! They use they/them pronouns!! (also check them out on tiktok their videos are wonderful)