[juliamichaelsarchive]

[msnbcpundit]

REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S

[apjvff]

my weapon of choice during school yard fights 

[almostvivian]

DnD campaign but the only weapons are 90′s toys @riskpig

[allisquish]

Distance weapon: those sky dancer propeller toys.

[riskpig]

I’ll allow it.

[sensitive-inferno]

I have but two words:

[durnesque-esque]

Are those a weapon or piece of armor?

[kaleymonster]

Party walks into the inn to rest and the pub looks like

[riskpig]

Perfection.

[medinaquirin]

@anotherspecter

[biglawbear]

I ride into battle on one of these

[bardicknowledgeblogger]

Animal Companions

[techcat]

Fresh combat

[themetaisawesome]

Monks have to use these

[ariassong]

Wizard’s Spell book

[ariassong]

Warlock Patrons

Archfey

Fiend

Celestial

Great Old One

The undying

[kalkris]

THE B A R D

[bardicknowledgeblogger]

It got better since I last saw it

[unfortunatelyimaginary]

This is so weird bc being born in 1997 I saw all these toys… old, dirty, and faded by the sun

it’s so weird to think of them as new and current toys rather than the relics of a bygone age

[thegirlinthebyakko]

Currency

[bfleuter]

Dungeon:

[katedrawscomics]

the party embarks upon a laser quest

[catchymemes]

[pennypeabody]

[marisbugs]

This is officially the best response and a big ass mood right there

[evilwriter37]

At all the people in the notes saying: “Unless it’s this” and “Certain types of shippers need to die” this is fucking targeted at you.

[jenroses]

To be fair, Catholics vs Protestants historically was a fandom faction war.

[zivitz]

The Original Fandom War.

[roxannepolice]

95 reasons why my otp is more canon than thine

[melonmemes]

[melonmemes]

[lili-rochefort]

Memes over

[qhronophobia]

adhd gothic

you want to watch a movie. you put it on. two hours have passed. you haven’t watched the movie. there are five new tasks in front of you. you want to watch a different movie.

there is an object in your hand. it is extremely important you don’t lose it. you look down. there is nothing in your hand.

you don’t know your friend’s name. you’ve been friends for months. they just told you their name. you do not know their name.

your friend doesn’t laugh at your joke. why didn’t they laugh? do they hate you? they assure you otherwise. you know they are lying. did they ever like you?

someone asks you what you just said. did you say something? you said so many things. you said nothing. you said everything.

there is something you’re forgetting. you check. you check again. there is nothing you’re forgetting. there is something you’re forgetting.

you had something to say. you can’t remember. it was important. wasn’t it? you can’t remember. 

there is a task that needs to be done. it should take ten minutes. you check the clock. it’s been five minutes. you check the clock. it’s been two days.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Who gave you this summary of my week

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[o-kurwa]

[everythingfox]

Don’t wake the beast

[funnyreclaimed]

I believe Willy Wonka invented this...

[bobsdoghouse-blog1]

Wtf

[bossyheifer-deactivated20200822]

It’s called a Pigg O Stat - hard to xray a squirming baby so you drop ‘em in a tube.

[dankxsinatra]

I deadass thought someone had put a baby in a blender for a second there

[leiaisaskywalker-deactivated202]

[dovabunny]

The single funniest thing I’ve seen in 2019 (sound on)

[jl-streams]

This is so funny? Why does it only have 500 notes I’m screaming I feel this Italian in my soul

[cleverbabygh0ul]

I. Am. W H E E Z I N GGGG

[caribbeansapphos-deactivated201]

listen… i’m a lesbian and i know full well what oppression based on love is like… but i wish white gay folks wouldn’t act like sexuality is the only reason anyone’s ever felt that

[caribbeansapphos-deactivated201]

there are people in my family who’ve been disowned because they married someone of a different colour to them… i’m mixed race and the very concept of my existence would’ve been illegal in the us when my parents were born. the supreme court only ruled against discrimination of mixed-race marriages in 1967! that’s barely 50 years ago. homophobia is an awful thing to experience and i know that from first hand experience but i’m begging you to remember that gay people aren’t the only ones being killed for who they love. please remember the struggles faced by Black and brown people when you talk about oppression. please have some solidarity with your nonwhite friends (especially your nonwhite gay friends!) when you talk about dismantling the systems that keep us alone and isolated. please remember the horrible history that is anti-miscegenation laws when you talk about equal marriage rights, because they aren’t just for white gay people.

[caribbeansapphos-deactivated201]

this is okay for white people to reblog

[elfwreck]

Mixed-race marriages were still being denied in 2009. This is not ancient history. Just because it’s law, doesn’t mean bigots give up their preferences. In communities that shelter and protect bigotry, it takes a long, long time for oppressed people to get the same rights everyone else has.

[shy-veil]

Emo bands + Ao3 tags (part 4)

[lord-kitschener]

Putting potato chips on a sandwich with the other ingredients so you get a cronch is absolute the only righteous way to live

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]