Veni. Vidi. Amavi.

Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane.

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[hauntbaby]

Just heard a kid say “you’ve opened a can of worms, now lay in it.” More effective and terrifying than the originals tbh. 

[chessys]

we all went through something when they played hallelujah in shrek

[imovedtomynewblog-deactivated20]

I love you and I like you.

[hambaes-deactivated20151121]

if i ever give birth please dont tell me my baby looks just like me within the first 2 months cause i know that newborn look ugly as shit so unless you tryna square up dont speak

[valtsv]

does anyone else remember playing that swordfighting game on wii sports resort where you just swung your controller around like a madman wasting the shit out of everyone else in the game until you won

[valtsv]

unrestrained summer fun

[shounenchild]

The Duality of

[cat-n-tonic]

can you OD on vitamin D

[jimkirksfatass]

that’s how icarus died

[wildernessdaily]

[aestum]

[nostalgiaultra-deactivated20210]

Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!

[australian-government-deactivat]

me (looking at my plants): why don’t we ever talk

[ben-brnes]

Someone New, Hozier.

[thebootydiaries]

me: hi

crush: *hasn’t replied in 2 minutes*

me: omg sorry my friend stole my phone and we were having a nerf gun fight and the foam bullets had my finger prints on them & they hit the screen and typed that 😂😂 need a new phone haha

[metalcrushers-blog]

when u try to tell ur parents about a problem but they end up yelling at u

[mulandaily]

Mulan + smoke / requested by anon

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

[the-memedaddy]

meirl