The OJ

Hiii I like OJ :) Also point and laugh at my horrible, HORRIBLE attempts at drawing crk characters

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you can’t keep getting away with this shit devsisters

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tag yourself im wide hat passanger

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So like,

I’ve been thinking about this a lot recently

Why did Custard adopt Clotted Cream anyway?

He and Light Cream don’t seem like they were chill before

He doesn’t seem like someone who’d do it outta ‘the goodness of his heart’

Did he like see the potential in him or something?

Like point out his fingers and say ‘this one, right here’ or smth?

Istg we need more lore on these guys

The next time we’ll prob get anymore though is like 2 billion years from now.

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Ok so like,

I know I’m super super SUPER late saying this but

WHO APPROVED LETTING CUSTARD RETURN TO THE CRÈME REPUBLIC???

NOBODY FUCKING WANTS YOU HERE

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Yeah y’all he is holding on TIGHTLY. My guy ain’t ever finna escape.

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I’m usually a pacifist,

But I’ll hit you if you try it.

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Rewatching Cookie Odyssey on YouTube rn and the way Black Raisin Cookie deuce ex machina-ed the story in order to advance the plot for the hero’s so hard then disappeared just as quickly is perhaps the funniest part of the story.

She was practically sent down by the hands of the gods (aka the writers) then peace’s out back to who knows where.

But yeah, sure, she was “sent by Pure Vanilla Cookie to keep an eye on them”.

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The fuck-

(I pulled him like two other times before this)

The FUCK-

WTF-

(The last two were on my backup account)

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Welp.

A new cookies coming.

Time for me to save up a whole bunch of gems just to not get them after doing a million ten pulls and utterly wasting all my cookie cutters that took forever to save up, as well as my mental health everytime wizard cookies adorably rage inducing face pops up. Then when I finally loose hope I get them from a random one pull using my last sliver of gems.

That or I get JUST enough soulstones from them (like 19 or something) and they suddenly peace out everytime you try to pull for that one last soulstone until you finally get them in what feels like years (bonus point if you find out they weren't even that good in the first place.)

YAY! Thanks Devsisters! :)

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This took me five hours.

WHY THE FUCK IS HIS HAIR SO COMPLICATED TO DRAW?!

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So, like

Its so funny how like every other power category (or whatever its called.) like magic and ranged are different and stuff and then the healers are like:

"Lets be friends!"

"I will heal you and make you feel better and stuff!"

"Positivity, happiness, acceptance, calm, warmth!"

(Sparkling could kinda be the difference but he could still fit in that category.)

Like, dont get me wrong. I love the healers and I guess it makes sense for healers to be all nice and calm and stuff.

BUT COME ON.

Could we get a healer whos like a sassy asshole and hate feeling weak as a healer so use the heros (or do it on their own, idk) in this super convoluted plan in order to take other cookies power in order to rule earthbread?

(kinda like snake fruit cookie from crob with the dragons.)

(Also I'll probably post another one of my horrible drawings soon so yeah)

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No words. Just gaze upon the pure monstrousity i've created

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Y'ALL

WTF IS THIS

I AM SO ASHAMED

THE PEOPLE UP IN DEVSISTERS WORKED SO HARD TO DESIGN CRUNCHY CHIP AND THIS IS WHAT I DO

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So like, no disrespect to anyone who ships this but

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN LATTECREAM (or whatever the ship name is)

Cause I’ve been wondering for a long time.

Do their flavors taste good together or something?

Cause I’ve seen ships where they (for all we know) haven’t interacted but this one just wracks my brain.