Now I'm imagining the Creme Republic just sending suitors to Pure Vanilla because imagine the horror and SCANDAL of him, the founder who most claim descendant from, actually being with a Beast!
Made a tiny thing about this lol
They are on a mission to gather the most beautiful yet pompous and pretentious cookies from the richest families in the republic to compete for Pure Vanilla's hand in marriage. They should have told him before hand but oh well
They don't understand that Pure Vanilla's type is awfully traumatized lonely individuals, not prissy young masters and ojou samas 😔😔
Custard cookie: "Anyways, we have plenty of good looking options to present to Pure Vanilla. It's not like it's hard either, any cookie can be more decent than that hell spawn of a cookie."
Oyster cookie: "I see. Well maybe we should list your son too, since he is of marriageable age and not engaged with anyone as far as we know."
Somewhere Pure Vanilla cookie and Clotted cream cookie both sneezed at the same time.
I wanted to do more but it's 1 am rn sorryyy
