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Jim Moriarty, the one and only. {An independent Jim Moriarty roleplay blog. Muse is based off of BBC Sherlock's Jim Moriarty portrayed by Andrew Scott. I do multiverse and OC's are perfectly fine by me! I do not own any of the pictures or gifs that I use unless stated. Please read my rules. That would be cool of you. Tracking: theoneandonlyconsultingcriminal OOC tag: Out on Crime }

[vomitcrisis]

i am evil and not straight

[theoneandonlyconsultingcriminal]

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“Calm down. You’re overreacting.”

[tiredkun]

send me a 'dibs' if you are ridiculously attached to me as an rp partner ;

[partyforall]

frosty-the-iceman

youusedme:

[fortherpwriters]

Pride and Prejudice sentence meme

[aproperofficer-deactivated20161]

fortherpwriters:

“As you wish to tell me, I doubt I have any choice in the matter.”

“Good heavens. People.”

“Have you no compassion for my poor nerves?”

“Miserable he may be, poor he is not.”

“I have never seen so many pretty girls in all my life.”

“I doubt we shall ever speak again.”

“People do not die from colds.”

“Good Lord, did you walk here?”

“She looked positively medieval.”

“You write uncommonly fast.”

“We could always laugh at him.”

“My good opinion once lost is lost forever.”

“What excellent boiled potatoes.”

“You already owe me a fortune.”

“You can’t invite people to other people’s balls.”

“If he wishes to avoid seeing me, he must go. Not I.”

“Do you never think ill of anybody?”

“It would be most inconvenient as I have sworn to loath him for all eternity.”

“What interesting relatives you have.”

“Clearly, my family are having a competition to see who can expose themselves to the most ridicule.”

“I think she likes him very much.”

“We are all fools in love.”

“You could not make me happy and I am convinced that I am the last person in the world to make you happy.”

“Headstrong, foolish child.”

“You cannot make me.”

“Your mother will never see you again if you do not marry him/her and I will never see you again if you do.”

“Not all of us can afford to be romantic.”

“Don’t judge me, don’t you dare judge me.”

“I love you. Most ardently.”

“So this is your opinion of me, thank you for explaining so fully.”

“I’m quite over him.”

“She’ll be fixed forever as the silliest and most determined flirt who ever made her family ridiculous.”

“My brother gave it to me, he shouldn’t have.”

“Quiet well is not very well.”

“I think it is too late.”

“First, I must tell you I’ve been the must inmitigated and comprehensive ass.”

“Can you die of happiness?”

“You have insulted me in every possible way and can now have nothing further to say.”

“For once in your life, leave me alone!”

“Surely you must know it was all for you.”

“I never wish to be parted from you from this day on.”

“Your hands are cold.”

“I was entirely wrong about him/her.”

“You really do love him/her, don’t you?”

“We’re both so stubborn.”

“I heartily give me consent.”

[theoneandonlyconsultingcriminal]

nonsexual acts of intimacy - select from the following for my muse to respond to:

♔ : Finding your muse wearing their clothes

♕: Holding hands

♖: Having their hair washed by your muse

♗: Your muse falling asleep with their head in my muse's lap.

♘: Cuddling in a blanket fort

♙: Sharing a bed

♚: Head scratches

♛: Sharing a dessert

♜: Shoulder rubs

♝: Reading a book together

♞: Caring for each other while ill (specify which party is which)

♟: Patching up a wound

♤: Taking a bath together

♧: Your muse playing with their hair

♡: Accidentally falling asleep together

♢: Forehead or cheek kisses

♠: Your muse adjusting their jewelry/neck tie/ etc.

♣: Back scratches

♥: Your muse crying about something

♦: Slow dancing

[drexmerlxdy-archive-deactivated]

"You're alive...?" //Actually sort of relevant xD

Send “You’re alive…?” For my muses reaction to your’s returning after years of being missing.[status:Accepting]

“… But, I thought…” Dreamer blinked her odd eyes before she dropped her gaze in confusion. She never thought that he would come back, no, she thought he was dead–during the meeting of famous Sherlock. “… I thought you were dead,” she muttered as she lifted up her chin to look at him.

[theoneandonlyconsultingcriminal]

“If you were really all that bored then you should have welcomed me back with open arms.” Jim joked lightly, but didn’t laugh at his own joke like he normally does. Now was time for him to be serious. “How about we let bygones be bygones. I cure you of your boredom and we can just pretend that this little faking my death incident never happened.”

[theoneandonlyconsultingcriminal]

// Guys, look at my dog. He's being extra cute

[littlemiss-rachelb]

REBLOG IF YOU APPRECIATE YOUR RP PARTNERS AND JUST LIKE TO THANK THEM FOR PUTTING UP WITH YOU.

[theoneandonlyconsultingcriminal]

Age Difference Starter Sentences

"Are you even old enough to be here?"

"What did I tell you about coming here? You're too young."

"Age is but a number."

"Will you just drop my age and go on one measly date?"

"If I was just a few years older, I'd marry you."

"You can't tell anyone about this."

"You're too young for me."

"You're too old for me."

"Hey, I'm over 18. It's perfectly legal."

"My feelings for you mean more to me than your age."

"Ask me again when you're done with high school/college."

"I'm old enough to be your mother/father--okay, maybe not THAT old, but still!"

"This isn't a lifetime movie, I could get into some serious trouble."

"I didn't know you were that young!"

"So I may have lied a bit about my age.."

"This never happened."

"You're not being professional."

"I'm not a kid, you know. Stop treating me like one."

"So you like older men/women, huh?"

"Go home, your parents are probably wondering where you are."

"I'm a lot more mature than you think."

"I don't know if I can handle this."

"But think about it, in ten years it won't even look like that big of an age difference!"

[angstmemes]

My muse is kept in a cage at the circus. Your muse comes across them before tonight’s performance. Send ‘☀’ for my muse’s reaction to yours stepping towards the cage.

[run-run-rabbit-run-deactivated2]

ANGSTY FUCKIN' SENTENCE STARTERS

“I appreciate what you’re trying to do, but you’re just making this worse.” “I don’t think we have anything left to say to each other.” “Are you happy? Huh? DOES THIS MAKE YOU HAPPY?!” “This isn’t the end. Just the part where I say enough is enough.” “Stop. Just…stop.” “You have a lot of nerve saying ‘Hello’ like nothing happened.” “I’d say ‘give me one good reason to stay’ but I already know the reasons. I just have better reasons to go.” “I’m sorry…we didn’t make it in time. They’re gone.” “You said you’d always be there for me…so how did this happen? Why weren’t you there?” “There will never be anyone else like you…if I’m very lucky.” “What, you thought you deserved better than a voice message?” “What did you do?” “How much have you had?” “That isn’t water in that bottle, is it.” “I can’t stand watching you destroy yourself like this.” “Didn’t it occur to you that you’re hurting me, too?!” “This can’t keep happening.” “The only good part about being alone is that I don’t wake anyone up when I start screaming at night.” “Holy shit–did you do that?!” “How long have you been doing this to yourself?” “I don’t want help. I just want the pain to stop.” “I just can’t stand being alone anymore.” “Please, don’t tell anyone.” “I can’t stand to lose anything else.” “I’m hurting you too much…you should leave.” “Some things just aren’t worth fighting for.” “I don’t even know why you pretend to care anymore.”

[the-governments-daughter-blog]

Open

[theoneandonlyconsultingcriminal]

“Find anything interesting?” Jim asked as he walked up behind the girl looking through his window.

[the-governments-daughter-blog]

“Ah! Um. No. I was just-” She jumped and turned at the voice, freezing in place as she saw the man who had approached her.

[theoneandonlyconsultingcriminal]

“You were just...?” He prompted her with a raised brow, looking her up and down, “What, planning a break in?”

[mxsememes]

Your muse hears my muse crying out in their sleep. Send me their reaction.

[thegoodmoriartytwin]

"You idiot! You dumb ass! You- you fucking moron! It's all your fault! You're absolutely useless, aren't you? You so stupid. So weak."

“Jimmy, I, I’m so sorry, whatever I did wrong, please, I, I can fix it, I swear..” 

[theoneandonlyconsultingcriminal]

“No. You don’t even get to try to fix it. Are you so fucking idiotic to think that you would actually be able to fix the mess you’ve made?”

[borderlinedissociative]

"I swear to Christ, Moran. If you keep putting the tea on the top shelf I'm going to cut your arms off."

[theoneandonlyconsultingcriminal]

[theoneandonlyconsultingcriminal]

❛ well fuck me. ❜

“Only if you ask me nicely.”

[borderlinedissociative]

“Please?”

[theoneandonlyconsultingcriminal]

“Shouldn’t you be trying your pick-up lines at the bar? Or where ever it is you spend your free time.”

[borderlinedissociative]

“Hmmm, where do I spend my free time? Oh yeah, with you!”

[theoneandonlyconsultingcriminal]

“That’s only after you… What’s the phrase? ‘strike out’ at the bar.”

[borderlinedissociative]

“Maybe I’m looking for more than a one night stand this time.”

[theoneandonlyconsultingcriminal]

“And who’s to say that I won’t get bored after one night?”

[moransroar]

For crystalsking​, my little bird

Jim Moriarty vs Short Girl Problems

Jim’s feet don’t touch the ground when he’s sat at his desk, but luckily the wood is closed so it doesn’t show it to anyone who comes into his office. Sebastian does know, much to Jim’s dismay.

Sebastian often places Jim’s favourite tea on the top shelf.

The sniper does the same with the shower head, which can be pushed up higher so that Jim can’t reach it when he wants to wash his hair. This gives Sebastian a good excuse to join Jim in the shower.

When Sebastian wants to piss Jim off, he only has to slightly bend his knees when he’s in front of him – and just talk to him like that.

Jim only has every piece of clothing he owns tailored especially for him because the clothes from the shops almost never fit.

On the rare occasion that Jim drives the car himself, he has to adjust everything about the interior.

Sometimes, Jim would make the comment ‘Life is short’ about something, and Sebastian always replies with ‘So are your legs’. Needless to say, it pisses Jim off.

Jim just disappears in Sebastian’s jumpers.