falafels? yes please.

[theoneandonlymagnuschase]

I need a bit of help, I’m trying to play as Nico in a cosplay group but I’m not emo at all. Could you give me some advice for getting into character by any chance?

Dm me! I'll help

[theoneandonlymagnuschase]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY FRIEND!

My birthday's in January but thanks anyway!

[theoneandonlymagnuschase]

Things I've heard my friends say that are completely Fierrochase (and Pipabeth) coded

Magnus/Piper: HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!! Annabeth/Alex: Ugh, I hate the holidays. Magnus/Piper: Whyyyyy Annabeth/Alex: Just not fun without my [lost friend/relative]. And my stepmom trying to step in. Annabeth/Alex: Like, bitch move.

[the-goddess-of-gays]

STOP SCROLLING

percy would not tease nico about the "not my type" line. my boy had zero self-esteem and was terrified of ruining his and nico's newfound friendship.

you know who would never let nico forget it?

annabeth.

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[theoneandonlymagnuschase]

@theoneandonlyalexfierro remember one time when alex and i had gone to camp half-blood with sam because she wanted to see a new baby pegasus that'd been born a few hours before? and then we saw nico teaching percy how to play mythomagic?

[spiritandthephantoms]

*when Alex first showed up*

Mallory: We have something very important to tell you, Magnus

Halborn: It may come as a shock to you but you need to know

Mallory: You are in love with Alex

Magnus:

Magnus: What

TJ: On the bright side she seems to love you too for whatever reason

Magnus: WHAT

[theoneandonlymagnuschase]

....what.

[lake-gender-fluid]

Magnus: Sam, i screwed up, big time.

Samirah: Magnus, given your daily experiences, you're gonna have to be more specific.

[theoneandonlymagnuschase]

Uh.. okay.

Sam, I specifically screwed up. Big time.

[theoneandonlymagnuschase]

should we get sam to join? she says she'd be up for it if i kept jack away from her for 21 days...

[theoneandonlymagnuschase]

Flafels? Flafles? Flafles? Flafles? Flafles? Flafles?

OMG YES FALAFELS

@alexadaughterofposieden

[theoneandonlymagnuschase]

are you a raging homosexual? 🤨

My significant other is a genderfluid demon who takes pleasure in decapitating me once every 3.4 minutes. So, no. I am not a raging homosexual.

(I say this to prevent yet another decapitation. I have already been decapitated 17 times today. Please. Don't make it worse.)

[theoneandonlymagnuschase]

alex is forcing me to watch a baseball game with her.

i don't want to do this. she's making me spend two hole hours watching baseball on pain of making amir ban me from fadlan's falafel if i don't comply.

[theoneandonlyalexfierro]

i am not forcing him to do anything. he came into my room, he has to suffer the consequences.

[theoneandonlymagnuschase]

yes you are, alex. you're making me do this.

[theoneandonlyalexfierro]

oh yes, and what would you be doing instead?

[theoneandonlymagnuschase]

literally ANYTHING ELSE!!

[theoneandonlyalexfierro]

shut up.

[theoneandonlymagnuschase]

i swear, this pitcher couldn't hit the strike zone even if it was lit up like a christmas tree.

[theoneandonlyalexfierro]

maybe you should try aiming for the tree, then. might give you better odds, seeing as your team's ERA is higher than Sam's GPA.

[theoneandonlymagnuschase]

very funny, fierro, very funny.

don't you have a bandwagon to hop off of?

[theoneandonlymagnuschase]

i've been rooting for this team since you thought a grand slam was a mcdonald's breakfast special.

[theoneandonlymagnuschase]

that was ONE TIME, alex!

and don't you dare tell di angelo about this!

[theoneandonlyalexfierro]

it's like you want me to tell nico. hmm...

[theoneandonlymagnuschase]

no i fucking don't!

[theoneandonlymagnuschase]

i'm also on instagram as @theoneandonlymagnuschase. feel free to follow me, and send as many asks on here as you please. (i do not entertain hate asks.)

[theoneandonlymagnuschase]

send asks everyone! feel free to spam me with asks! (i'll get alex to answer too, i have my ways)

[theoneandonlymagnuschase]

alex is forcing me to watch a baseball game with her.

i don't want to do this. she's making me spend two hole hours watching baseball on pain of making amir ban me from fadlan's falafel if i don't comply.

[theoneandonlyalexfierro]

i am not forcing him to do anything. he came into my room, he has to suffer the consequences.

[theoneandonlymagnuschase]

yes you are, alex. you're making me do this.

[theoneandonlyalexfierro]

oh yes, and what would you be doing instead?

[theoneandonlymagnuschase]

literally ANYTHING ELSE!!

[theoneandonlyalexfierro]

shut up.

[theoneandonlymagnuschase]

i swear, this pitcher couldn't hit the strike zone even if it was lit up like a christmas tree.

[theoneandonlyalexfierro]

maybe you should try aiming for the tree, then. might give you better odds, seeing as your team's ERA is higher than Sam's GPA.

[theoneandonlymagnuschase]

very funny, fierro, very funny.

don't you have a bandwagon to hop off of?

[theoneandonlymagnuschase]

i've been rooting for this team since you thought a grand slam was a mcdonald's breakfast special.

[theoneandonlymagnuschase]

that was ONE TIME, alex!

and don't you dare tell di angelo about this!

[theoneandonlymagnuschase]

alex is forcing me to watch a baseball game with her.

i don't want to do this. she's making me spend two hole hours watching baseball on pain of making amir ban me from fadlan's falafel if i don't comply.

[theoneandonlyalexfierro]

i am not forcing him to do anything. he came into my room, he has to suffer the consequences.

[theoneandonlymagnuschase]

yes you are, alex. you're making me do this.

[theoneandonlyalexfierro]

oh yes, and what would you be doing instead?

[theoneandonlymagnuschase]

literally ANYTHING ELSE!!

[theoneandonlyalexfierro]

shut up.

[theoneandonlymagnuschase]

i swear, this pitcher couldn't hit the strike zone even if it was lit up like a christmas tree.

[theoneandonlyalexfierro]

maybe you should try aiming for the tree, then. might give you better odds, seeing as your team's ERA is higher than Sam's GPA.

[theoneandonlymagnuschase]

very funny, fierro, very funny.

don't you have a bandwagon to hop off of?

[theoneandonlymagnuschase]

i've been rooting for this team since you thought a grand slam was a mcdonald's breakfast special.

[theoneandonlymagnuschase]

that was ONE TIME, alex!

and don't you dare tell di angelo about this!

[theoneandonlymagnuschase]

alex is forcing me to watch a baseball game with her.

i don't want to do this. she's making me spend two hole hours watching baseball on pain of making amir ban me from fadlan's falafel if i don't comply.

[theoneandonlyalexfierro]

i am not forcing him to do anything. he came into my room, he has to suffer the consequences.

[theoneandonlymagnuschase]

yes you are, alex. you're making me do this.

[theoneandonlyalexfierro]

oh yes, and what would you be doing instead?

[theoneandonlymagnuschase]

literally ANYTHING ELSE!!

[theoneandonlyalexfierro]

shut up.

[theoneandonlymagnuschase]

i swear, this pitcher couldn't hit the strike zone even if it was lit up like a christmas tree.

[theoneandonlyalexfierro]

maybe you should try aiming for the tree, then. might give you better odds, seeing as your team's ERA is higher than Sam's GPA.

[theoneandonlymagnuschase]

very funny, fierro, very funny.

don't you have a bandwagon to hop off of?

[theoneandonlymagnuschase]

alex is forcing me to watch a baseball game with her.

i don't want to do this. she's making me spend two hole hours watching baseball on pain of making amir ban me from fadlan's falafel if i don't comply.

[theoneandonlyalexfierro]

i am not forcing him to do anything. he came into my room, he has to suffer the consequences.

[theoneandonlymagnuschase]

yes you are, alex. you're making me do this.

[theoneandonlyalexfierro]

oh yes, and what would you be doing instead?

[theoneandonlymagnuschase]

literally ANYTHING ELSE!!

[theoneandonlyalexfierro]

shut up.

[theoneandonlymagnuschase]

i swear, this pitcher couldn't hit the strike zone even if it was lit up like a christmas tree.

[theoneandonlymagnuschase]

alex is forcing me to watch a baseball game with her.

i don't want to do this. she's making me spend two hole hours watching baseball on pain of making amir ban me from fadlan's falafel if i don't comply.

[theoneandonlyalexfierro]

i am not forcing him to do anything. he came into my room, he has to suffer the consequences.

[theoneandonlymagnuschase]

yes you are, alex. you're making me do this.

[theoneandonlyalexfierro]

oh yes, and what would you be doing instead?

[theoneandonlymagnuschase]

literally ANYTHING ELSE!!