Sauntered Vaguely Downward

He'd been an angel once. He hadn't meant to Fall. He'd just hung around with the wrong people. He rather liked people. It was a major failing in a demon. Oh, he did his best to make their short lives miserable, because that was his job, but nothing he could think up was half as bad as the stuff they thought up themselves. They seemed to have a talent for it. It was built into the design, somehow. They were born into a world that was against them in a thousand little ways, and then devoted most of their energies to making it worse. [Independent Crowley from Sir Terry Prachett and Neil Gaiman's Good Omens.]

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“It’s always death and destruction to you humans, isn’t it?” sighed the demon. “Can’t I be summoned for a spot of tea? Or maybe some fish and chips?”

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Who’s got two thumbs? This guy!

Crowley, grinning, upon getting his corporation unstuck from snake mode (via

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url edits: @slytherinbloodwhore

“Or perhaps in Slytherin, You’ll make your real friends, Those cunning folk use any means, To achieve their ends.”

want one?

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Just because you call an electric eel a rubber duck doesn’t make it a rubber duck, does it? And God help the poor bastard who decides they want to take a bath with the duckie.

Crowley drunkenly trying to make a point about something whilst drunk

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Dressing up for a party 

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Aziraphale: You, uh… you really want to do this? Crowley: No, I’m pissing my pants. There is actual urine in my trousers. But I trust you. You think this is what we should be doing… then I’m with you. For better or worse. Aziraphale: Sounds like we’re getting married. Crowley: This is way more important than a civil union! Come on, we’re gonna attack Satan. There is no one I’d rather be doing this with, buddy. Seriously. Aziraphale: Me too, pal.

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Lady Omens for @tegraliz​… sorry, I wanted this to look cleaner but somehow when I tried to do the lineart the sketch lines were 400% better.

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Aziraphale: What is your problem? Does seeing me fail somehow make you feel better about your sad, miserable life? Crowley: It does, 100%.

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In my country we have aphorism  “To warm up a snake on your chest”. 

Sooo… here is a small comics)

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Everyone comes to Earth, thinking they can be anything they want. But you can’t. You can only be what you are. Sly demon. Dumb angel.

Crowley (via

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[gabe-mun]

Based on this post from @not-a-space-alien because I found it hilarious for some reason.

Also I had to stop myself because I’d have kept doodling away until I had 20 of those or something xD What am i doing with my life-

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(the Them are having a police phase) Wensleydale: Scenario. You pull a car over for speeding. You find out that it’s your father. How do you handle the situation? Adam: Well, first I would be like… Dad? You’re on Earth? What the actual hell?!

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Summon and Unfurl

Been very busy lately and not had a chance to draw much so made a little motion thing of summoning a pair of wings.

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Sssss ssss… Sssnake, I’m a snake… Bah, where’d my arms go? Just kiddin’, I’m a snake.

Crowley, while drunk and in serpent form (via

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090616 Good omens doodle! Crowley and Aziraphale!

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Aziraphale: If your identity as the Antichrist is revealed, it could put you and all those around you in grave danger. Adam: Well, in that case I won’t wear my button that says, “I’m the Antichrist, ask me how!”

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Speaking of “obscure old movie posters to redraw into Good Omens fanart” (referring to this post) there’s no way that I can leave this poster