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IDGAF if you are a proshipper, but if you are a homophobe, transphobe, pedophile, zoophile, or overall a piece of shit, GTFO my blog

#Fuck off homophobes #fuck off transphobes #fuck off pedophiles #fuck off zoophiles #and fuck off pieces of shit #Proshippers are welcome #proshipper safe #I made this post before I started calling myself a proshipper but this post still stands!

putting-kinger-in-places

Put him with his wife please he needs her

Them :-), My ibispaint canvas

#This is so cute I love

nonbinary-arsonists

I will take that rabbit and give him found family whether he LIKES IT or NOT.

Click for higher quality + alt text :)

ethanthespookymonth

Hey I have a weakness for comfort!

#Jax speaks

moonkitty023

I can comfort you (in a friend way of course)

theonelittlebastard

#Jax speaks kinda sounds like autism speaks-

fungusry

Bugsnak based on that super sad little Starbucks croissant

tim-official

which of these qualities is most important in music

wet

bulbous

pendulous

frothing

bulging

throbbing

slimy

frictionless

Voting ended onNov 13, 2023

notajerusalemcricket-deactivate

@tooies

tooies

i wouldn't say any of these are more important than others since they're all different aspects that define the song. but i have to say i am partial to slime

notajerusalemcricket-deactivate

i thought you were pretty much 100% made of slime

theonelittlebastard

Ok, who mixed up the music poll with the porn poll answers?

everythingfox

Sound on

#Dreaming of catching some juicy birds

gifsboom

fairytingz

Two cats being interrupted by themselves from an alternate dog dimension

#literally tho

maaddss

nerdy-bumblebee

you know damn well jake be inhaling every single bit of smoke inside the pipe without finn knowing. finn would still be convinced he was high and jake would lose his fucking gourd laughing

charlee0915

i don't know if this has been done before but i just had to make this at 3am yesterday

even before i watched the pilot episode i knew about jax and i instantly knew he was gonna be added to the pile of tumblr sexymen and i still cannot believe the fact that THE CREATOR HERSELF DREW HIM IN A MAID OUTFIT

on a side note while i was doing research on tumblr sexymen throughout generations i realized that the toby fox effect(people ignoring the characters which are normally up to most of the tumblr sexymen criteria and instead going for the short, memable man) occurs at least once in his works(undertale, deltarune ch. 1, deltarune ch. 2) and since it's said that deltarune will have up to 7 chapters i think it's safe to assume we have at least 5 more upcoming tumblr sexymen from toby and i am both very hyped yet terrified about that

evilmagicwizard-deactivated2024

theonelittlebastard

this took one year off my life from fear I think

ciicadidae

he wants to show you a trick

bxnnie-bxwl

love when bonnie does the thing

putting-kinger-in-places

put kinger in a trash can please?

Tidybear Trash Can, Somewhere where these actually EXIST

schreibfederlaerm

so this European clothing retailer decided to advertise their jean cuts on youtube and it's unintentionally the funniest shit I've seen today. why? well.

now important context here: in German, die (pronounced 'dee') is just a feminine article, it literally means "the".

but if an ad gets placed in the middle of an English video and doesn't use a single explicitly German word for most of the ad, even a native speaker is gonna think "they want me to die how?" it keeps getting funnier.