We Dont Have Time To be SEXY

Hazey|30| She/her They/Them| Pan |  I mainly just post/reblog things I like! Once in a blue moon I post random art~ If you need me to tag anything please let me know!!  [Fandoms im into] - -Bugsnax | Wreck It Ralph | Pokemon | MLP | I dont rp | HazeyMoonlight from DA icon by ponshroom

[hazey-moonlight]

Finally finished my artfight card woop

https://artfight.net/~HazeyMoonlight

[dogpuppy]

[orthoscheme]

there are more weird small brown mammals than you could ever ever imagine

[orthoscheme]

You dont know this one

[lost-lycaon]

Scrub hare, De Hoop Nature Reserve

[soothedcerberus]

Doodles in celebration of the goofiest dragon type getting a megaevo! 🎉🎉

[evilnicegirl]

this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018

[plasmalink]

The axe forgets. The tree forgets. The squirrels in the forest forget. Nobody remembers

[plasmalink]

post cancelled

[cannibalchicken]

[what-even-is-thiss]

The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Easy carb add on:

Cookie

Fruit (canned or fresh)

Chips

Piece of bread

Popcorn

Crackers

Easy protein add on:

Nuts

Spoonful of nut butter

Cheese

Roasted chickpea snacks

Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)

Small canned sausages or similar

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sugar in there.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

[jame7t]

when you see a Good post, you can say "HEEHO" when the post is Bad, the post is "wawoo"

[somemerchant]

Wawoo

[jame7t]

shut the fuck up 

[hazey-moonlight]

Not the best birthday for me this year. One of the worst in my 32 years now 😪😮‍💨😔🥺

[beebfreeb]

Never forget, you always have your OCs that you made when you were 16. You can always bring them back...

[crittersdotcom]

beff

[znackbug]

[znackbug]

[squidinu]

bro zoned

[obsolete-borger]

[countably-infinite-rats]