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almost home
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Not today Justin
YOU ARE THE REASON
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Call me cap'n. (She/her)
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You can send me whatever ya like on this blog! Adult topics are welcomed! Tell me about your day, I don't mind.
Landlubbers pay double
Saw this when I was playing pool and it stunned and shocked me. There was a tiny abuelita working behind the register.
"pastor wings" "glaze wings" yeah man im tryna get past her wings & glaze whatever she'll let me
KEEP FUCKING THAT CHICKEN
Sorry for acting like a sex pervert. It’s just that I’m perverted about sex is all.
The subtle nuances of lizard pussy only come with years of dedicated research and exploration
everybody should eat dragon pussy Today
the lucky charms leprechaun gets down in a sexual way
please tell me you are joking
this is serious business.
ALSO..some more masturbation facts about me. theres a nonsexual scene in a book where a kid gets spanked for some reason. it was set in like the 40s and he was in a boarding school i forget. but i think i either misread the scene . or maybr the author actually did write this and theyre just fucking weird. and i thought the protag got hit (with like a ruler or something). on the penis instead of on the arse. and i remember my 11 year old brain being like. i wonder why i think that would feel good.
and so my first ever "experiment" with masturbation was. slapping my dick with a ruler. and when that felt good. my first ever way of masturbating was. stacking heavy books on my penis. and then hitting the top book. so that the force was distributed down the series of books. into my penis. and of COURSE it didnt work i was punching books into my dick but it laid a strong foundation for a great gooning career . hey everyone PLEASE pretend you didnt read this post
we're all laughing but this is a very serious issue, hitting a stack of books into your penis is a short step from slamming it in car doors.
u should b a bigger pervert
HOT AUTISTIC ADULTS IN YOUR AREA ARE UNSURE IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO THEM...CLICK HERE TO ESTABLISH CLEAR INTENT
the fictional pervert is calling you
hello would anyone like to send me something niceys in my inbox
day 1 of being a furry: yeah i’m a furry but i’m not like the SEX FETISH GOONER part of the fandom. i’ll never be one of those FREAKS. those PERVERTS are only a small part of the fandom i swear. most of us are Good Pure Holy Sexless Christian furries. unlike those HEATHENS
day 2556 of being a furry: oh boy my bowser and bandit heeler nsfw body pillows came in the mail
