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Ryder: Dude, hey!
Ryder: Can you do me a favor?
Ryder: It's about Kitty

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Ryder: Dude, hey!
Ryder: Can you do me a favor?
Ryder: It's about Kitty
I knew were those noises were coming from though, as disgusting as the sounds were. Thank goodness you can protect me. I usually can protect myself with my vicious words, but I don’t think that will work on the evil ghost who I think is making the noises. I think we should invite him over or at least take him out to dinner. It makes me sad. I don’t think anyone talks to him except me.
And where did they come from? Yes, my muscular arms is a nice bonus to my charming personality. Kitty, we shouldn't invite homeless person in our house, we didn't even ever invite Jake and Marls to us. Since when do you care about homeless people you don't even know? what if he hurt you?
Kitty in the house!!
I’ve gotten that a lot, but mostly by me talking to myself in the mirror. Thank you, sweetie pie. Did I just call you sweetie pie? Ew. Remind me to never do that again.
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I knew being in a relationship with me made you softer, but sweetie pie? Who are you and what have you done with my wife?
They don't know about us| Kyder
Kitty always loved the butterflies she got when she and Ryder kissed. It had never been that way with any other guy. She was hoping that would last forever. “Sounds good with me. Just promise you’ll push me around the whole time.” She nodded. “I’m fine with either. Just as long as I get pizza, that’s all that matters.”
She stood up and took Ryder’s hand, leading him to the small kitchen. “I really need to stop eating pizza so much. I’m gonna balloon up to the size of an elephant.” The blonde started getting out the things they needed for the pizza. “Also, I think we need to tell our parents. I think my mom is starting to get suspicious. Which is really weird because she never picks up on things, you know?”
They were just married, but Ryder always thought they're together for a long time - since the first time he realized he smiles at her way more that he should and thinks about her all the time. Somehow he still felt the same - love, tender, desire of protecting her from the whole world, passion and slight shiver. "I'll push you and roll you around, you'll look badass. Okay, then pepperoni with cheese-double happiness".
Ryder smiled over Kitty taking his hand in her, covering her whole palm with his, they still act like in high school. "First of all, you'll never be big as an elephant, second, even if you'll be twice bigger, I'll love you, it won't change anything for me, just twice more of my favorite person in the world...and did you see your body, you're zero fat. Anyway, if you worry, we'll find a way to make you burn all pizza's calories." Kitty was washing tomatoes for pizza and Ryder came closer to her wrapping his arms around her putting kisses on her cheek and neck. "I'm not ready to tell my, but we totally could tell yours if you promise they won't hire a killer to shoot me after they find out".
I haven’t gotten used to all of the weird noises that happen when it’s silent. They kind of freak me out when I’m trying to sleep alone. Studying would be kind of productive… You’re smart! I’m so glad night shift is over. The homeless man is pretty nice… Sometimes I buy him sandwiches.
Kitty you lived in a dorm with two very slutty roommates, I thought you get used to "weird noises". They are and now I'm gonna hold you close at night, protecting you from all weird noises. Feeding is one thing, it's you being nice and taking part in some really weird charity, but don't bring anyone home, especially when you're alone, it's not safe
Kitty in the house!!
You’re very right.
Honestly, all you have to do is smile and I'm melting like ice-cream in the hot weather.
They don't know about us| Kyder
Getting married to Ryder was the best thing Kitty had ever done. Sure, her parents didn’t know that their oldest daughter was married, but she could’ve done a lot worse. She didn’t think they’d be too mad, and if they were mad, she didn’t care. Her parents hadn’t really been there for her when she was a kid. They would pay for her and buy her things, but then they’d just hand her over to a babysitter. Things were going so well with her and Ryder and she didn’t want to ruin it by telling their parents and causing drama. It had to be done someday though, she just needed to stop pushing it back.
Kitty smiled at her husband when he pulled her onto his lap. “Hi there!” She planted a quick kiss onto his lips. “Pizza sounds good. I think we have all the stuff for it too.”
Honestly, he didn't even think of them getting married before going to Vegas; of course he wanted to spend his life with Kitty, but wasn't planning ring or proposal, everything just clicked in the right moment. Probably it was for the best - he didn't have time to overthink everything, imagining how it would be and set up his expectations on a very high level so everything that was happening between them felt like dream coming true - Kitty had his last name, his ring, he fell asleep holding her in his arms and woke up smiling to her, even mornings which he hated all his life became good with them going to shower together. Ryder wasn't sure about his future, about most of his decisions, but knew for sure that that's how he could spend all his life.
"Hey beautiful', Ryder smiled into their kiss, wanting that that would be more moments like this where they could plan all day together without needing to go to work or to college. "Yes, thanks to our casual grocery shopping. By the way, next time we totally should take that big shopping trolley to give you a ride in it". WIth his wife being short and skinny, Ryder could only imagine how adorable it will look. "...as for pizza, I vote for cheese one...or pepperoni".
That would solve half of my problem. Good. I need my entertainment at night. When you’re gone the only thing I do is have lipsync parties. It’s really fun for the first thirty minutes, but then I get bored. I even thought about inviting the hobo that lives outside the apartment over one time, but I reconsidered because I didn’t want to get murdered.
Didn't you try like sleep at night? I don't want to sound boring but you could studying or come with me to work. Fortunately, only day shifts since that day, so you can get everything you want from me at night-watching films, go eat pizza outside at 4am, best the best backrub in the history of backrubs or night couple private work out, just promise not to bring homeless people to our house even if you bored.
Kitty in the house!!
It’s impossible to say no to me.
Totally impossible for me and I feel like you're gonna use it a lot. Am I right?
AWWWWWWWWWWWWW
I'm too cute, I know
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@RyderLynn Holy hell. Hottest body in the galaxy. After mine of course;) #areyoujealous #stillcantbelieveitsallmine
They don't know about us| Kyder
Ryder always was close with his parents; things changed when he moved to New York and started his own adult life with job and paying rent, but never before he hid something big as his marriage. Mr and Mrs Lynn knew about Ryder and Kitty, Ryder was ready to bet they knew about his feelings for Kitty even in high school, but it was a month and they still had no idea that their son's wearing a ring on his finger. Ryder felt a little guilty about it, parents probably expected big beautiful wedding in church with outside ceremony and lots of relatives, but it felt so right there; the more he thought about it-the more he was glad they did it in ordinary clothes in Vegas where Kitty Wilde became Kitty Lynn just like he dreamed about all high school. Marriage found out even better than he expected, it felt a little weird to move in only after marriage, but they never were an ordinary couple.
"Come here", Ryder took Kitty's hand and pulled her on his lap, wrapping arms around her waist. "Do you wanna go out somewhere for the dinner or just stay here? We could try baking something or try to make our own pizza."
Bleh.
All I want is my mom to make me macaroni and cheese so I can eat it all and go into a mac and cheese coma. I never thought I would say this, but I miss Ohio. Also, a puppy to cuddle with would be nice too. Late night thoughts with Kitty.
oh babe you're killing me. Can't help with mac and cheese, but how about husband to cuddle? I promise it's the last time I have night shift.
Kitty in the house!!
Heck yes! Sunday too.
How can I say "no" to it?
You’re scared my family will bite Ry?
No, just don't wanna be away from my wife. Don't tell Kitty, but I'd glue her to me if I could so she always has to be with me 24/7
Kitty in the house!!
Trust me, I’m still scared I’m gonna screw it up. And…You’re making me blush.
Never, it's impossible. Any chances you wanna spend all your saturday all alone with your husband not going our of bed?
Oh boy…
believe me. You are good with kids. When are you coming over to spend time with me and my kids?
I'd better come with Kitty together, so depends on her time