For Fucks Sake

I’m 22💖🤍🧡 Yep I guess it’s totally normal for me to fall for middle aged women who are three times my age... no biggy! I’m a total dork! I’m in soooooo many fandoms, that my sanity is always being questioned. And don’t even get me started with the amount of ships I have! My other board names are ................................... ahseveryonedies onceuponatimeisfamily spnsupernaturalsweetie lawandordersvubaby rizzoliandislesaremeanttobe snapeisbetterthanpotter sheraprincessofpower elsaannaolafkristoffsven eveandvillanelleareadorable rebaisabadassredhead missperegrinschildrenarepeculiar pennydreadfulismessedup thedevilwearspradasodamngood theworstwitch supergirlkicksass willandgracearefunnyashell merlinisabadasssorcerer bossofcriminalminds thespellmansarebadasswitches hamiltonisforever winxfatesaga tissaiaandyenwivesfrfr greysanatomyischaotic privatepracticeisgreysbutcalmer korraisalegend batesmotelispsychotic thewheeloftimeneverstops ashestoashesalexandgene thedurrells imthedoctorsfavorite greysrippedoffertellmeimwrong crowleyandaziraphalearemarried hackshackedmyheart tedlassoandrebeccaareinlove sgelessoanddoveykissing larrisaweemsisqueenofw thelastofusbreaks motherlandfortsalem peggycartergoddayum scullyandmulderxfiles hannibalbedeliawill captainjanewayissofiiiiiine agathaharknesspulease franfineandccbabcockmmhmm

[jetaimedarling]

I love how all the

Hecate/ Constance Hardbroom

Farah Dowling

Tissaia De Vries

Moiraine Damodred

(Edit) And Zelda Spellman

(Edit) Dear god am i stupid, and Regina Mills

Idk should I add Cordelia Goode? Y’a Imma do it

aNd Cordelia Goode

(Edit) For fucks sake, ok last one. AnD Alma Peregrin

(Edit) I’m a fucking idiot. AND Miranda Priestly

(Edit) Did- did I- FORGET Rowena Macleod

Stans all came in a circle

You like one you end up going through all of them it’s just facts

Sorry darling I don’t make the rules

[jetaimedarling]

Have I missed anyone? I don’t believe I have, but feel free to say something!

Ngl trying to go with the same vibe for who I put down,

But I actually wanna add a few I feel need love

River Song

Olivia Benson

Alex Cabot

Casey Novak

Emily Prentiss

Alex Blake

Maura Isles

Jane Rizzoli

13th Doctor

Missy (Master)

Keeley Hawes (basically any of her characters, to me she doesn’t have that 1 character that everyone associated her with. Maybe Louisa Durell, or Julia Montague)

Narcissa Malfoy

Minerva Mcg (the books duh)

Addison Montgomery

Hela daughter of Odin

Tina Goldstein

Rebecca Ferguson (same with keeley, maybe Jenny Lind? Or ilsa from mission impossible, oh y’a the red tent to. Absolutely breathtaking acting from that one)

Bro Catherine zeta jones( enough said about her characters. But Velma Kelly)

Lorraine Warren (or like y’a know any of Vera Farmigas characters)

Esme Cullen

Rebecca Welton

Larissa Weems

Lady Lesso

Sarah Alder

Lilith (Madam Satan)

Melissa Schemmenti

Peggy Carter ( basically Haley Atwell in general)

Dana Scully (Literally Gillian Anderson)

Bedelia Du Maurier

Stella Gibson

Jean Milburn

Helena G. Wells (Jaime Murray like come onnnn)

Kathryn Janeway (bsffr)

Violet Bridgerton, have u seen those mommy milkers

Agatha Harkness

Rio Vidal

Lilia Calderu

Jessica Pearson

Jessica motherfucking Vosk

Dr. Quinn

Deborah Vance

Fran Fine

C.C. Babcock

Sabrina Fairchild

Elphaba Thropp

Deanna Troi

Beverly Crusher

HONESTLY AT THIS FUCKING POINT IM JUST NAMING ALL MY FAV CHARACTERS

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[vampirezogar]

Anyone else fuck with individual songs? Who is the artist? I dunno. What album is it from? Shut up. What year was it released? *tim allen grunt* What's the title of the track? Fuck you. But it goes like this: *poorly memorized chorus*

I love that song. Do not ask me anything about it.

[mewy101]

I could never find the right way to tell you, have you noticed I've been gone?

[mindsmist]

always think of this meme when this scene comes up

[the-tenth-arcanum]

ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be into shit no one cares about

[kadens-a-bee]

When the pairing is so good that it doesn’t matter if you see it as romantic or platonic. What matters is that you see them and know that one is not complete without the other. Frequently bought together. Do not separate. If you separate them one of them will bite you

[thefriendlypigeon]

❤️💙💛GRACEFUL💛💙❤️

⭐[my social media links]

[kathrynbeverlydeannamyspacewives]

Iv got gifts

BEHOLD

[kathrynbeverlydeannamyspacewives]

AND SOME MORE

[simply-a-dream]

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

[creative-anchorage]

[suriandtaal]

[hyrude]

[yo-its-matt]

Imagine jigsaw bringing the current torture puzzle to a screeching halt to announce over the PA system: “oh my god guys they got the pentagon!!”

[avalynramsaygames]

If Saw was made pre-9/11 then it would just be an amusing coincidence but it’s a *2004* film which means somebody on set either thought it would be hilarious that 9/11 was the next day OR they thought it would be terribly tragic, and I don’t know which possibility is funnier.

[theotherpacman]

not all ships are For wanting them to be in a happy healthy relationship together. sometimes shipping two characters means you want them to be erotically obsessed with each other and become entwined in a mutually toxic love affair for a few months and then horrifically break each other's hearts and never speak again. sometimes you want them to be codependent best friends with enough repression to explode a submarine who only make out/have sex when they're at their worst. sometimes you want them to pine after each other for years, never say anything, and then die. sometimes you want them to kill each other. this, too, is shipping

[kathrynbeverlydeannamyspacewives]

Hey so ummm actually, I NEED to be manhandled by her like NOW

[mostpeggablemilf]

You Have To Kiss Evil Woman. She Can't Spell Mwahahahaha Without Mwah. Do Your Part And Kiss Evil Woman Today.

[the-seelie-court-official]

"that doesn't sound sincere- it sounds rehearsed" is one of the most devastating and fucked-up statements you can make to anyone in the neurodivergent/ADHD/Autistic/Schizophrenic/Disordered Personality sphere. yeah bitch it's rehearsed. because i wanted to get it right when i said it

[beanthebugboi]

I’ve recently discovered how much better life can be when we normalize this. My best friend and I have started saying “hang on, I’m scripting” when we need a minute to mentally rehearse during big conversations (and “bear with me, I’m doing improv” when we’ve reached the end of our script and start to struggle with words lol)

[drulalovescas]

everybody say thank you, fanfiction

[gayvampyr]

me after a minor inconvenience: i hope i get hit by a [remembers i’m anti car-centric infrastructure] pedestrian

[gayvampyr]

and i hope she’s an older lesbian