theoreticwhore

concepts of sluttery she/her, 20s 18+ sideblog

[theoreticwhore]

rip soundsofpleasure, you’ll be missed 😔

on a completely unrelated note, i am now in the market for audios

[theoreticwhore]

“harder, daddy” i say to god as he keeps fucking me over

[empty-sigh]

girls just want to be talked through it until they’ve finished multiple times

[theoreticwhore]

🫠

[theoreticwhore]

quinn subscription really got tears running down my thighs

[theoreticwhore]

what if i just came over and sat in your lap

[theoreticwhore]

*sees a man’s biceps*

me: break me off a piece of that kitkat bar

[theoreticwhore]

saw a new doctor today and he was very caring and concerned and it absolutely made me feel some type of way

[theoreticwhore]

i want you to make me cry but in a “i’m so turned on and i can’t stand it” kinda way

[theoreticwhore]

🍁happy fuckgirl fall🍁

[newunspokenpleasures]

Pls excuse my behavior, I'm horny.

[theoreticwhore]

don’t excuse my behaviour, i’m horny 💖

[buralaryalannstuff]

[theoreticwhore]

<<< hands bigger than my face

[fairyinthetrees]

i don’t have a roster. i start liking someone and just immediately lose my mind

[thisusernotfoundatthismoment]

perhaps having sex in the middle of a forest would fix me

[theoreticwhore]

you + me + fucking amongst the trees

[theoreticwhore]

i’m sick :(

IN THE HEAD HA

no but really i have a cold and i’m being VERY brave about it

[procrastinationstationnn]

*masturbates to the thought of u masturbating to the thought of me*

[boxerbrother]

dm’ing people on here is so embarrassing 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️hi it’s me the giant pervert who lives in your phone. how’s it going

[theoreticwhore]

apparently:

me intentionally flirting = polite conversation

me intentionally conversing = flirting

WHY

WHAT AM I DOING WRONG