Rap’s and senerios!

[cryptidwithaninternetconnection]

Made a skeleton character :]]]

Not related to undertale i prommy

[incognitopolls]

Uh oh! You're being transformed into a solitary system of the human body. Thankfully, at least you get to pick which one. The transformation is painless and permanent, and much like a Halloween skeleton, you can still interact with the world around you (regardless of things like "physics" and "logic").

Which system of the human body would you choose to be transformed into?

Skeletal system (bones!)

Nervous system (brain, eyes/ears/etc, all your sensory receptors)

Cardiovascular system (heart, veins and such, & blood!)

Endocrine system (organs that produce hormones– pituitary gland, ovaries, etc)

Muscular system (muscles!)

Lymphatic system (lymph nodes, lymph fluid, spleen, etc)

Respiratory system (nose, throat, & lungs, baby!)

Urinary system (kidneys, ureters, bladder, & urethra)

Digestive system (mouth, throat, stomach, liver, intestines, gallbladder et al)

Reproductive system (uterus, ovaries, vulva, penis, testes, etc)

Integumentary system (skin and everything connected– hair, sweat glands, etc)

Some other system you forgot?

Voting ended onAug 18, 2024

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[papyru-reblogs]

I AM BECOME SKELETON!

NYEH HEH HEH HEH!

[cryptidwithaninternetconnection]

Voted skin by accident, I meant skeleton lmao

[theothercoolbutnotthere]

I have a book of bone puns, I shall be SANS THE SKELETON!/jk

[sillypilled-friendcel]

you have to DIVORCE the most recent character in your camera role. how messy is it on a scale of 1 - 6?

1: completely amicable

2: almost entirely fine, one party is being kind of rude

3: one or both parties is being immature or petty

4: you're having pretty bad arguments. it's not pretty.

5: the legal battle is awful. people are getting hurt.

6: someone is dying in the fallout

im bald / nuance / etc

Voting ended onAug 16, 2024

[cryptidwithaninternetconnection]

We’re both adults, also 6 for sure

[theothercoolbutnotthere]

River was probably pressured into the marriage and I’m not too keen on really big guys

[wolfertinger666]

comic about isolation and trauma

[cryptidwithaninternetconnection]

@theothercoolbutnotthere RDC

[theothercoolbutnotthere]

Yesssssss, couldn’t agree more. And its literally a rabbit lol

[cryptidwithaninternetconnection]

If god thought being lesbian was a sin he wouldn’t have made me

[theothercoolbutnotthere]

If god though not having gender a sin, I would have never existed,

If god thought gender in relationships mattered he would have recalled me long ago

If he thought ether was a sin, I would have never been dropped on this planet

[cryptidwithaninternetconnection]

If god thought being lesbian was a sin he wouldn’t have made me

[theothercoolbutnotthere]

If god thought not having a gender was a sin, I would have been yeeted into the sun by know/jk

legit though yes, ain’t no way he didn’t give us our differences

[theothercoolbutnotthere]

Little thing for the fatal au as they do eventually get better!

@ask-fatalau-dark

[i-am-a-fish]

what's the first thing you would do if you were REALLY tiny?

Don't worry you'll get to do all of these if you want I'm just asking what's the first thing you would do

eat a cupcake! (it would be very big in comparison to you)

ride on the back of a chinchilla or some other small animal, yeehaw!

swim around in a glass of seltzer water, or some other carbonated drink :)

take a cozy nap in the folds of a closed book, like a you-shaped bookmark

explore a grassy field, maybe climb up a dandelion's stem, or sit on a mushroom

go for a spin cycle in a drying machine! (I think it would be really fun)

do a ratatouille RP with a close friend who would also think it's funny

watch videos on your phone (the screen would look SO BIG from your perspective)

something else!

Voting ended onAug 7, 2024

[papyru-reblogs]

Take a nap in @sagehyperfixates's shirt pocket

[cryptidwithaninternetconnection]

Ratatouille RP lets fucking goooo

[theothercoolbutnotthere]

I would eminently hide in my friends pockets, they have so many and we hang out a lot so it would be funky, especially with how many cool little trinkets they carry around

[theothercoolbutnotthere]

here is RDC’s cure pattern, I’ll do the back later but yes they have beans and they got teeth as sharp as a sharks, also a look at his scars and all that good stuff

@ask-fatalau-dark

[deadbranch]

I wish I'd known you for years. So I'll do the next best thing:

I'll know you for the rest of my life.

[a-chance-of-raine]

@starmanbutitsregulusblack @themortalityofundyingstars @garden-of-runar

@justaboymadeofhoneyandglass @totalcharliespringsimp @regulus-cannot-swim

[cryptidwithaninternetconnection]

@cats-and-confusion @sirlordevil @sagehyperfixates @hyperfixation-tangentopia @nagitosstolenhand @theothercoolbutnotthere @crazyufokid @euthyami

[theothercoolbutnotthere]

RDC tugged the hood of their hoodie up, pushing their shades back up to cover their eyes, they had managed to figure out the times when the streets where the most and least crowded, know being one of those times. Few people occupied the normally crowded streets, it was around three pm so it made sense, rush hour ended almost half an hour ago and most people still up and about ether didn’t have jobs or had a longer break which wasn’t common. Recently RDC had stolen from a rich guy with rather deep pockets so as a treat they decided to bring Kid out to eat at a family run restaurant. RDC knew one not to far off from the edge of the city, a distance they could easily run if they needed to get back to the burrow quickly. There where only a few food joints in the area but most where from big businesses. Still, they had Kid with them, a dine and dash wasn’t exactly something they wanted to do. So they ended up at a place called ‘Pigsy’s Noodles’ it sounded good enough.

“You alright Kid?” RDC asked looking at the smaller demon as they stood in front of the restaurant, far enough away so they could still decide against it without looking awkward, like they where still deciding on wether they wanted to eat there or not

@ask-fatalau-dark

[ask-fatalau-dark]

[Kid is excitedly bouncing in place next to RDC, the shadow-esque demon is also wearing a hoodie, this one dark purple with the hood off and knotted hair tied back in a ponytail, the demon nods, grinning up at their brother]

“yeah! I’m just excited!”

[Kid eventually climbs up RDC, sitting on his shoulders to get a better look at the cozy-looking restaurant, distantly hearing voices inside, not many.. maybe 2 or three]

[theothercoolbutnotthere]

”Alright, alright, just, cover your face, they recognize you then their gonna assume and you know what happens after that” RDC sighed before grabbing onto the door, making sure Kid was fine and wouldn’t get hit on the head before entering. The bell on the door rang alerting everyone inside of their arrival, it was cozy and the smell of a kind of soup made itself know immediately. Not enough to be overwhelming but enough to let you know the food was fresh and not some cheep reheated stuff.

“Hello, welcome to Pigsy’s Noodles, home of the world’s longest noodles, thanks for stopping by. Take a seat anywhere and I’ll be right with you!” A rough voice from the kitchen called. Only one other person was there, enjoying a bowl of noodles at the end of the seats connecting to the kitchen window. RDC would feel him glancing at them though no suspicion yet.

RDC took Kid off his shoulders setting him back into the ground before leading him over to a table not too far from the door. Always had to think of an escape route just in case things got bad, especially if Kid was around. RDC did check under the table before sitting, make sure nothing was stuck under the table or in the chairs, which to RDC’s surprise everything was clean, not a very common trait in a family friendly restaurant, especially not a family owned one

[ask-fatalau-dark]

[Kid nods, pulling out a mask with a cat face pattern, they gaze around the restaurant with wide excited eyes, they can feel the head chefs chest puff out in pride, possibly seeing the short demon. Sitting down, kid swings their legs, looking around the restaurant, both with excitement and analyzing the place for any cameras, shockingly there aren’t any, that’s good, that means that Kid and Brother won’t get tracked for any reason.]

[Kid sees an older man with glasses eating some noodles, they make eye contact and kid waves, the man fondly waving back.]

[theothercoolbutnotthere]

Eventually a menu comes their way, two, well ones for kids which given Kid’s size is a normal assumption. “All right, you two can go ahead and get settled. I’ll be back in a few minutes to get your orders but if you figure it out sooner then you can just go up to the counter and order” the same rough voice that was once behind the counter was know in front of them, it belonged to a big demon, one that RDC had seen a few times in the farmers market. RDC nodded silently, passing Kid the children’s menu before opening his and waiting from the pig demon to leave them be before speaking. “Remember, you can get anything you want, we got extra to spend” RDC said making sure Kid heard him though it might have been heard by someone else in the restaurant due to RDC being slightly louder then he needed to be

[ask-fatalau-dark]

“Got it! I’ll see what’s here!”

[Kid grins, lightly tapping their hands on the table, looking at the menu, the chow main looks good! The idley doodle on the menu, mostly simple things, but one exceptionally poor drawing of MK, an arrow pointing to him saying “stinky” and “stupid” in small lettering so anyone walking by wouldn’t see, Kid giggles to themself at the crude drawing, they flip over the menu to continue looking at the food, heart set on the chow mein]

“Oooo, the chow mein looks good! What’re you gettin?”

[Kid stage whispers to RDC, leaning over to look at his menu]

[Meanwhile, Tang listens closely to the two strange customers, initially he hadn’t thought twice about them, until the space shadowy demon waved at him, he couldn’t get his mind off of that child.. they looked awfully familiar, even with the mask and hoodie]

[theothercoolbutnotthere]

”The beef lo mein, it comes with a side of dumplings too. Definitely gonna have those be beef as well. You want anything else? The stuff on the menu really isn’t as expensive as most places surprisingly” RDC said with a hum, though he was still looking, at the menu before putting it down once they spotted something else that would most likely satisfy them more then just regular noodles “Maybe a few spring rolls…” RDC added with a mumble though it was clear they where talking to themselves. Sooner rather than later the pig demon came back, this time RDC listened to the heavy footsteps. Unfortunately RDC looked up before the demon got to their table spotting Tang spying for a moment before Pigsy got here were the two where sitting. “Alright, you both got everything situated?” The pig demon asked, clasping his hands together

[ask-fatalau-dark]

[Kid nods, weirdly finding it hard to speak, the action isn’t hard, their voice isn’t sore, it’s just hard to bring themself to talk for some reason?]

“Mhm!”

[Kid unfortunately didn’t spot Tang spying on the two]

[theothercoolbutnotthere]

”Yes, kid will have chow mein, and I’ll get a beef lo mein, with two sides, beef dumplings and egg rolls” RDC spoke in a voice slightly different then the one they used regularly, most likely due to how loud they could be when they got upset, they where quite mouthy too which made interactions with people in public where harder simply because they had to adjust their voice to not get recognized. None the less the pig demon didn’t seem to notice the voice but did write what RDC asked for on a notepad he had in his pocket. Even so the pig demon nodded when he had everything a waited for a moment and when RDC didn’t continue he left back to the kitchen to make the food, taking the adult menu with him

[ask-fatalau-dark]

[Kid pokes RDC, loudly whispering “is your throat still ok? That shouting match was bruuuutaaaaal!” To RDC, Tang overhears and shelves what the child said for later]

[theothercoolbutnotthere]

”We’ll just pick up more tea on the way back to the burrow. Don’t worry” RDC said one hand rubbing where his voice box was in his brown however he did smile a bit to try to ease Kid’s mind, just to make sure they wouldn’t over think it, though he knew they would anyway

[ask-fatalau-dark]

[Kid suspiciously narrows their eyes at RDC]

“Got it.. make sure you add the honey too, that helped and we both know it”

[Meanwhile, Tang is mentally scribbling down notes while trying to not look at the pair nearby, trying to focus on his free gifted-to-him noodles, occasionally chatting with Pigsy about nothing in particular]

[theothercoolbutnotthere]

”It is literally just bee spit Kid I’m not a bird, I don’t eat something that’s already been eaten” RDC said simply looking at Kid with an unamused look that was a often way to tell RDC was messing with them. Course RDC wasn’t paying attention to what Pigsy and Tang where talking about.

“By the way, what are you writing about? You didn’t seem intent on doing anything until customers came in” Pigsy said mostly being attention to the noodles he was stir frying in front of him.

[ask-fatalau-dark]

“Still, it helped! And it covered the bitter taste”

[Kid speaks up a bit, lightly poking RDCs forehead]

“Well Piggy.. I can’t shake the feeling I’ve seen those two before, yknow? Especially that little, shadowy kid, who know that I think about it.. kind of looks like one of those Macaque clones? Albeit not very monkey-like, but the similarities are there..”

[Tang hides a stare with his menu, despite him and Pigsy knowing that Tang won’t use it]

[theothercoolbutnotthere]

”I quite enjoy the bitter taste, and if you want to cover the bitter ness you can just ad strained dandelions, it makes for an excellent after tea snack” RDC said in turn putting has had on Kid’s head, being careful to no knock off the others hood. “Just cause you think you know someone don’t mean anything, they could be complete strangers, besides their paying customers. And real polite to” Pigsy huffed finishing the two bowls of stir fry and putting them on the counter and covering them so the temperature would remain the same as he made the egg rolls and dumplings

[ask-fatalau-dark]

“Hmm true.. I think it would still be good to pick up honey as a little treat, even if you won’t use it, I will!”

“Yeah.. but still, it’s not every day you see a shadow demon, especially since they’re mostly thought to be just rumors” [Tang counters, watching Pigsy make the two children’s meal]

[theothercoolbutnotthere]

“Fine fine, for you. If I find honey on my mushrooms again I'm ganna have to add it to your stuff myself” RDC said ruffling Kid’s ‘hair’ before letting go, they didn’t seem to be paying attention to anything else, nothing throughout the conversation with TAng and Pigsy was getting to them thankfully.

“if they seem so familiar then just ask them, once their done eating though. Let them enjoy their meal before you harass them” Pigsy stated simply as the dumplings previously prepared where places in the steamer before he began to prepare the egg rolls

[ask-fatalau-dark]

[Kid grins with their eyes at their brother, nodding sagely and continuing the wait]

“Wh- I wouldn’t be harrasing! That sounds so harsh! I would just ask if I’ve seen them before, nothing weird!” [Tang defends with a sputter]

[theothercoolbutnotthere]

“You have a habit to make it more then that, especially when Sun Wukong is around” Pigsy huffed, placing the finished dumplings and egg rolls on the same tray the stir fried noodles had been set on (sorry I don’t know how to make egg rolls so that part is skipped) before picking up the tray and going out from behind the counter not noticed the reaction from RDC when the name Sun Wukong was spoken.

One of RDC’s ears when up upon hearing the name Sun Wukong, it was definitely one of the names RDC listened for and remained on the lookout for. Thankfully they hadn’t payed attention to the conversation before hand so the context was unknown to them. Still RDC rubbed the ear that had gone up as if to play it off as a tick or him hearing something he wasn’t sure of, and by the time Pigsy came over the ear was back in its place in front of him, flopping on his shoulder so it wouldn’t bring attention to them. @ask-fatalau-dark

[ask-fatalau-dark]

“Wh- I do not! I’m perfectly normal about my interests!” [Tang objects quietly, watching Pigsy deliver the two patrons meals]

[Kid marvles at the food, there was so much more than they expected! Would they be able to eat all this? The shadow thanks the gruff chef with a grin, still finding it weirdly hard to talk to the stranger]

[theothercoolbutnotthere]

“Thanks” RDC said tipping their head a small amount as a sign of respect (they aren’t completely manor less wow) before putting his bowl of beef lo mein before digging in with the chopsticks that where already on the table.

Pigsy nodded and returned to his spot behind the counter, taking the dishes he had used to create the meal and rinsing them off before starting the whole cleaning process. “Still Tang, I’m sure their just passing through, Megapolis is a pretty big tourist attraction sometimes” Pigsy said, continuing the conversation with Tang

[theothercoolbutnotthere]

RDC tugged the hood of their hoodie up, pushing their shades back up to cover their eyes, they had managed to figure out the times when the streets where the most and least crowded, know being one of those times. Few people occupied the normally crowded streets, it was around three pm so it made sense, rush hour ended almost half an hour ago and most people still up and about ether didn’t have jobs or had a longer break which wasn’t common. Recently RDC had stolen from a rich guy with rather deep pockets so as a treat they decided to bring Kid out to eat at a family run restaurant. RDC knew one not to far off from the edge of the city, a distance they could easily run if they needed to get back to the burrow quickly. There where only a few food joints in the area but most where from big businesses. Still, they had Kid with them, a dine and dash wasn’t exactly something they wanted to do. So they ended up at a place called ‘Pigsy’s Noodles’ it sounded good enough.

“You alright Kid?” RDC asked looking at the smaller demon as they stood in front of the restaurant, far enough away so they could still decide against it without looking awkward, like they where still deciding on wether they wanted to eat there or not

@ask-fatalau-dark

[ask-fatalau-dark]

[Kid is excitedly bouncing in place next to RDC, the shadow-esque demon is also wearing a hoodie, this one dark purple with the hood off and knotted hair tied back in a ponytail, the demon nods, grinning up at their brother]

“yeah! I’m just excited!”

[Kid eventually climbs up RDC, sitting on his shoulders to get a better look at the cozy-looking restaurant, distantly hearing voices inside, not many.. maybe 2 or three]

[theothercoolbutnotthere]

”Alright, alright, just, cover your face, they recognize you then their gonna assume and you know what happens after that” RDC sighed before grabbing onto the door, making sure Kid was fine and wouldn’t get hit on the head before entering. The bell on the door rang alerting everyone inside of their arrival, it was cozy and the smell of a kind of soup made itself know immediately. Not enough to be overwhelming but enough to let you know the food was fresh and not some cheep reheated stuff.

“Hello, welcome to Pigsy’s Noodles, home of the world’s longest noodles, thanks for stopping by. Take a seat anywhere and I’ll be right with you!” A rough voice from the kitchen called. Only one other person was there, enjoying a bowl of noodles at the end of the seats connecting to the kitchen window. RDC would feel him glancing at them though no suspicion yet.

RDC took Kid off his shoulders setting him back into the ground before leading him over to a table not too far from the door. Always had to think of an escape route just in case things got bad, especially if Kid was around. RDC did check under the table before sitting, make sure nothing was stuck under the table or in the chairs, which to RDC’s surprise everything was clean, not a very common trait in a family friendly restaurant, especially not a family owned one

[ask-fatalau-dark]

[Kid nods, pulling out a mask with a cat face pattern, they gaze around the restaurant with wide excited eyes, they can feel the head chefs chest puff out in pride, possibly seeing the short demon. Sitting down, kid swings their legs, looking around the restaurant, both with excitement and analyzing the place for any cameras, shockingly there aren’t any, that’s good, that means that Kid and Brother won’t get tracked for any reason.]

[Kid sees an older man with glasses eating some noodles, they make eye contact and kid waves, the man fondly waving back.]

[theothercoolbutnotthere]

Eventually a menu comes their way, two, well ones for kids which given Kid’s size is a normal assumption. “All right, you two can go ahead and get settled. I’ll be back in a few minutes to get your orders but if you figure it out sooner then you can just go up to the counter and order” the same rough voice that was once behind the counter was know in front of them, it belonged to a big demon, one that RDC had seen a few times in the farmers market. RDC nodded silently, passing Kid the children’s menu before opening his and waiting from the pig demon to leave them be before speaking. “Remember, you can get anything you want, we got extra to spend” RDC said making sure Kid heard him though it might have been heard by someone else in the restaurant due to RDC being slightly louder then he needed to be

[ask-fatalau-dark]

“Got it! I’ll see what’s here!”

[Kid grins, lightly tapping their hands on the table, looking at the menu, the chow main looks good! The idley doodle on the menu, mostly simple things, but one exceptionally poor drawing of MK, an arrow pointing to him saying “stinky” and “stupid” in small lettering so anyone walking by wouldn’t see, Kid giggles to themself at the crude drawing, they flip over the menu to continue looking at the food, heart set on the chow mein]

“Oooo, the chow mein looks good! What’re you gettin?”

[Kid stage whispers to RDC, leaning over to look at his menu]

[Meanwhile, Tang listens closely to the two strange customers, initially he hadn’t thought twice about them, until the space shadowy demon waved at him, he couldn’t get his mind off of that child.. they looked awfully familiar, even with the mask and hoodie]

[theothercoolbutnotthere]

”The beef lo mein, it comes with a side of dumplings too. Definitely gonna have those be beef as well. You want anything else? The stuff on the menu really isn’t as expensive as most places surprisingly” RDC said with a hum, though he was still looking, at the menu before putting it down once they spotted something else that would most likely satisfy them more then just regular noodles “Maybe a few spring rolls…” RDC added with a mumble though it was clear they where talking to themselves. Sooner rather than later the pig demon came back, this time RDC listened to the heavy footsteps. Unfortunately RDC looked up before the demon got to their table spotting Tang spying for a moment before Pigsy got here were the two where sitting. “Alright, you both got everything situated?” The pig demon asked, clasping his hands together

[ask-fatalau-dark]

[Kid nods, weirdly finding it hard to speak, the action isn’t hard, their voice isn’t sore, it’s just hard to bring themself to talk for some reason?]

“Mhm!”

[Kid unfortunately didn’t spot Tang spying on the two]

[theothercoolbutnotthere]

”Yes, kid will have chow mein, and I’ll get a beef lo mein, with two sides, beef dumplings and egg rolls” RDC spoke in a voice slightly different then the one they used regularly, most likely due to how loud they could be when they got upset, they where quite mouthy too which made interactions with people in public where harder simply because they had to adjust their voice to not get recognized. None the less the pig demon didn’t seem to notice the voice but did write what RDC asked for on a notepad he had in his pocket. Even so the pig demon nodded when he had everything a waited for a moment and when RDC didn’t continue he left back to the kitchen to make the food, taking the adult menu with him

[ask-fatalau-dark]

[Kid pokes RDC, loudly whispering “is your throat still ok? That shouting match was bruuuutaaaaal!” To RDC, Tang overhears and shelves what the child said for later]

[theothercoolbutnotthere]

”We’ll just pick up more tea on the way back to the burrow. Don’t worry” RDC said one hand rubbing where his voice box was in his brown however he did smile a bit to try to ease Kid’s mind, just to make sure they wouldn’t over think it, though he knew they would anyway

[ask-fatalau-dark]

[Kid suspiciously narrows their eyes at RDC]

“Got it.. make sure you add the honey too, that helped and we both know it”

[Meanwhile, Tang is mentally scribbling down notes while trying to not look at the pair nearby, trying to focus on his free gifted-to-him noodles, occasionally chatting with Pigsy about nothing in particular]

[theothercoolbutnotthere]

”It is literally just bee spit Kid I’m not a bird, I don’t eat something that’s already been eaten” RDC said simply looking at Kid with an unamused look that was a often way to tell RDC was messing with them. Course RDC wasn’t paying attention to what Pigsy and Tang where talking about.

“By the way, what are you writing about? You didn’t seem intent on doing anything until customers came in” Pigsy said mostly being attention to the noodles he was stir frying in front of him.

[ask-fatalau-dark]

“Still, it helped! And it covered the bitter taste”

[Kid speaks up a bit, lightly poking RDCs forehead]

“Well Piggy.. I can’t shake the feeling I’ve seen those two before, yknow? Especially that little, shadowy kid, who know that I think about it.. kind of looks like one of those Macaque clones? Albeit not very monkey-like, but the similarities are there..”

[Tang hides a stare with his menu, despite him and Pigsy knowing that Tang won’t use it]

[theothercoolbutnotthere]

”I quite enjoy the bitter taste, and if you want to cover the bitter ness you can just ad strained dandelions, it makes for an excellent after tea snack” RDC said in turn putting has had on Kid’s head, being careful to no knock off the others hood. “Just cause you think you know someone don’t mean anything, they could be complete strangers, besides their paying customers. And real polite to” Pigsy huffed finishing the two bowls of stir fry and putting them on the counter and covering them so the temperature would remain the same as he made the egg rolls and dumplings

[ask-fatalau-dark]

“Hmm true.. I think it would still be good to pick up honey as a little treat, even if you won’t use it, I will!”

“Yeah.. but still, it’s not every day you see a shadow demon, especially since they’re mostly thought to be just rumors” [Tang counters, watching Pigsy make the two children’s meal]

[theothercoolbutnotthere]

“Fine fine, for you. If I find honey on my mushrooms again I'm ganna have to add it to your stuff myself” RDC said ruffling Kid’s ‘hair’ before letting go, they didn’t seem to be paying attention to anything else, nothing throughout the conversation with TAng and Pigsy was getting to them thankfully.

“if they seem so familiar then just ask them, once their done eating though. Let them enjoy their meal before you harass them” Pigsy stated simply as the dumplings previously prepared where places in the steamer before he began to prepare the egg rolls

[ask-fatalau-dark]

[Kid grins with their eyes at their brother, nodding sagely and continuing the wait]

“Wh- I wouldn’t be harrasing! That sounds so harsh! I would just ask if I’ve seen them before, nothing weird!” [Tang defends with a sputter]

[theothercoolbutnotthere]

“You have a habit to make it more then that, especially when Sun Wukong is around” Pigsy huffed, placing the finished dumplings and egg rolls on the same tray the stir fried noodles had been set on (sorry I don’t know how to make egg rolls so that part is skipped) before picking up the tray and going out from behind the counter not noticed the reaction from RDC when the name Sun Wukong was spoken.

One of RDC’s ears when up upon hearing the name Sun Wukong, it was definitely one of the names RDC listened for and remained on the lookout for. Thankfully they hadn’t payed attention to the conversation before hand so the context was unknown to them. Still RDC rubbed the ear that had gone up as if to play it off as a tick or him hearing something he wasn’t sure of, and by the time Pigsy came over the ear was back in its place in front of him, flopping on his shoulder so it wouldn’t bring attention to them. @ask-fatalau-dark

[theothercoolbutnotthere]

RDC’s design for the Fatal au has been created! Also, in the first design I was still messing with the design so the shorts are longer and they cover up the joints while in the second design he’s using his glamor to hide his fur color, he can’t do much more then fur color thus why he wears shades given his eyes are a dead give away of who he is. His is called “The Red eyed Hare” among the city goers after all

@cryptidwithaninternetconnection I did a thing

[theothercoolbutnotthere]

RDC tugged the hood of their hoodie up, pushing their shades back up to cover their eyes, they had managed to figure out the times when the streets where the most and least crowded, know being one of those times. Few people occupied the normally crowded streets, it was around three pm so it made sense, rush hour ended almost half an hour ago and most people still up and about ether didn’t have jobs or had a longer break which wasn’t common. Recently RDC had stolen from a rich guy with rather deep pockets so as a treat they decided to bring Kid out to eat at a family run restaurant. RDC knew one not to far off from the edge of the city, a distance they could easily run if they needed to get back to the burrow quickly. There where only a few food joints in the area but most where from big businesses. Still, they had Kid with them, a dine and dash wasn’t exactly something they wanted to do. So they ended up at a place called ‘Pigsy’s Noodles’ it sounded good enough.

“You alright Kid?” RDC asked looking at the smaller demon as they stood in front of the restaurant, far enough away so they could still decide against it without looking awkward, like they where still deciding on wether they wanted to eat there or not

@ask-fatalau-dark

[ask-fatalau-dark]

[Kid is excitedly bouncing in place next to RDC, the shadow-esque demon is also wearing a hoodie, this one dark purple with the hood off and knotted hair tied back in a ponytail, the demon nods, grinning up at their brother]

“yeah! I’m just excited!”

[Kid eventually climbs up RDC, sitting on his shoulders to get a better look at the cozy-looking restaurant, distantly hearing voices inside, not many.. maybe 2 or three]

[theothercoolbutnotthere]

”Alright, alright, just, cover your face, they recognize you then their gonna assume and you know what happens after that” RDC sighed before grabbing onto the door, making sure Kid was fine and wouldn’t get hit on the head before entering. The bell on the door rang alerting everyone inside of their arrival, it was cozy and the smell of a kind of soup made itself know immediately. Not enough to be overwhelming but enough to let you know the food was fresh and not some cheep reheated stuff.

“Hello, welcome to Pigsy’s Noodles, home of the world’s longest noodles, thanks for stopping by. Take a seat anywhere and I’ll be right with you!” A rough voice from the kitchen called. Only one other person was there, enjoying a bowl of noodles at the end of the seats connecting to the kitchen window. RDC would feel him glancing at them though no suspicion yet.

RDC took Kid off his shoulders setting him back into the ground before leading him over to a table not too far from the door. Always had to think of an escape route just in case things got bad, especially if Kid was around. RDC did check under the table before sitting, make sure nothing was stuck under the table or in the chairs, which to RDC’s surprise everything was clean, not a very common trait in a family friendly restaurant, especially not a family owned one

[ask-fatalau-dark]

[Kid nods, pulling out a mask with a cat face pattern, they gaze around the restaurant with wide excited eyes, they can feel the head chefs chest puff out in pride, possibly seeing the short demon. Sitting down, kid swings their legs, looking around the restaurant, both with excitement and analyzing the place for any cameras, shockingly there aren’t any, that’s good, that means that Kid and Brother won’t get tracked for any reason.]

[Kid sees an older man with glasses eating some noodles, they make eye contact and kid waves, the man fondly waving back.]

[theothercoolbutnotthere]

Eventually a menu comes their way, two, well ones for kids which given Kid’s size is a normal assumption. “All right, you two can go ahead and get settled. I’ll be back in a few minutes to get your orders but if you figure it out sooner then you can just go up to the counter and order” the same rough voice that was once behind the counter was know in front of them, it belonged to a big demon, one that RDC had seen a few times in the farmers market. RDC nodded silently, passing Kid the children’s menu before opening his and waiting from the pig demon to leave them be before speaking. “Remember, you can get anything you want, we got extra to spend” RDC said making sure Kid heard him though it might have been heard by someone else in the restaurant due to RDC being slightly louder then he needed to be

[ask-fatalau-dark]

“Got it! I’ll see what’s here!”

[Kid grins, lightly tapping their hands on the table, looking at the menu, the chow main looks good! The idley doodle on the menu, mostly simple things, but one exceptionally poor drawing of MK, an arrow pointing to him saying “stinky” and “stupid” in small lettering so anyone walking by wouldn’t see, Kid giggles to themself at the crude drawing, they flip over the menu to continue looking at the food, heart set on the chow mein]

“Oooo, the chow mein looks good! What’re you gettin?”

[Kid stage whispers to RDC, leaning over to look at his menu]

[Meanwhile, Tang listens closely to the two strange customers, initially he hadn’t thought twice about them, until the space shadowy demon waved at him, he couldn’t get his mind off of that child.. they looked awfully familiar, even with the mask and hoodie]

[theothercoolbutnotthere]

”The beef lo mein, it comes with a side of dumplings too. Definitely gonna have those be beef as well. You want anything else? The stuff on the menu really isn’t as expensive as most places surprisingly” RDC said with a hum, though he was still looking, at the menu before putting it down once they spotted something else that would most likely satisfy them more then just regular noodles “Maybe a few spring rolls…” RDC added with a mumble though it was clear they where talking to themselves. Sooner rather than later the pig demon came back, this time RDC listened to the heavy footsteps. Unfortunately RDC looked up before the demon got to their table spotting Tang spying for a moment before Pigsy got here were the two where sitting. “Alright, you both got everything situated?” The pig demon asked, clasping his hands together

[ask-fatalau-dark]

[Kid nods, weirdly finding it hard to speak, the action isn’t hard, their voice isn’t sore, it’s just hard to bring themself to talk for some reason?]

“Mhm!”

[Kid unfortunately didn’t spot Tang spying on the two]

[theothercoolbutnotthere]

”Yes, kid will have chow mein, and I’ll get a beef lo mein, with two sides, beef dumplings and egg rolls” RDC spoke in a voice slightly different then the one they used regularly, most likely due to how loud they could be when they got upset, they where quite mouthy too which made interactions with people in public where harder simply because they had to adjust their voice to not get recognized. None the less the pig demon didn’t seem to notice the voice but did write what RDC asked for on a notepad he had in his pocket. Even so the pig demon nodded when he had everything a waited for a moment and when RDC didn’t continue he left back to the kitchen to make the food, taking the adult menu with him

[ask-fatalau-dark]

[Kid pokes RDC, loudly whispering “is your throat still ok? That shouting match was bruuuutaaaaal!” To RDC, Tang overhears and shelves what the child said for later]

[theothercoolbutnotthere]

”We’ll just pick up more tea on the way back to the burrow. Don’t worry” RDC said one hand rubbing where his voice box was in his brown however he did smile a bit to try to ease Kid’s mind, just to make sure they wouldn’t over think it, though he knew they would anyway

[ask-fatalau-dark]

[Kid suspiciously narrows their eyes at RDC]

“Got it.. make sure you add the honey too, that helped and we both know it”

[Meanwhile, Tang is mentally scribbling down notes while trying to not look at the pair nearby, trying to focus on his free gifted-to-him noodles, occasionally chatting with Pigsy about nothing in particular]

[theothercoolbutnotthere]

”It is literally just bee spit Kid I’m not a bird, I don’t eat something that’s already been eaten” RDC said simply looking at Kid with an unamused look that was a often way to tell RDC was messing with them. Course RDC wasn’t paying attention to what Pigsy and Tang where talking about.

“By the way, what are you writing about? You didn’t seem intent on doing anything until customers came in” Pigsy said mostly being attention to the noodles he was stir frying in front of him.

[ask-fatalau-dark]

“Still, it helped! And it covered the bitter taste”

[Kid speaks up a bit, lightly poking RDCs forehead]

“Well Piggy.. I can’t shake the feeling I’ve seen those two before, yknow? Especially that little, shadowy kid, who know that I think about it.. kind of looks like one of those Macaque clones? Albeit not very monkey-like, but the similarities are there..”

[Tang hides a stare with his menu, despite him and Pigsy knowing that Tang won’t use it]

[theothercoolbutnotthere]

”I quite enjoy the bitter taste, and if you want to cover the bitter ness you can just ad strained dandelions, it makes for an excellent after tea snack” RDC said in turn putting has had on Kid’s head, being careful to no knock off the others hood. “Just cause you think you know someone don’t mean anything, they could be complete strangers, besides their paying customers. And real polite to” Pigsy huffed finishing the two bowls of stir fry and putting them on the counter and covering them so the temperature would remain the same as he made the egg rolls and dumplings

[ask-fatalau-dark]

“Hmm true.. I think it would still be good to pick up honey as a little treat, even if you won’t use it, I will!”

“Yeah.. but still, it’s not every day you see a shadow demon, especially since they’re mostly thought to be just rumors” [Tang counters, watching Pigsy make the two children’s meal]

[theothercoolbutnotthere]

“Fine fine, for you. If I find honey on my mushrooms again I'm ganna have to add it to your stuff myself” RDC said ruffling Kid’s ‘hair’ before letting go, they didn’t seem to be paying attention to anything else, nothing throughout the conversation with TAng and Pigsy was getting to them thankfully.

“if they seem so familiar then just ask them, once their done eating though. Let them enjoy their meal before you harass them” Pigsy stated simply as the dumplings previously prepared where places in the steamer before he began to prepare the egg rolls

[theothercoolbutnotthere]

RDC tugged the hood of their hoodie up, pushing their shades back up to cover their eyes, they had managed to figure out the times when the streets where the most and least crowded, know being one of those times. Few people occupied the normally crowded streets, it was around three pm so it made sense, rush hour ended almost half an hour ago and most people still up and about ether didn’t have jobs or had a longer break which wasn’t common. Recently RDC had stolen from a rich guy with rather deep pockets so as a treat they decided to bring Kid out to eat at a family run restaurant. RDC knew one not to far off from the edge of the city, a distance they could easily run if they needed to get back to the burrow quickly. There where only a few food joints in the area but most where from big businesses. Still, they had Kid with them, a dine and dash wasn’t exactly something they wanted to do. So they ended up at a place called ‘Pigsy’s Noodles’ it sounded good enough.

“You alright Kid?” RDC asked looking at the smaller demon as they stood in front of the restaurant, far enough away so they could still decide against it without looking awkward, like they where still deciding on wether they wanted to eat there or not

@ask-fatalau-dark

[ask-fatalau-dark]

[Kid is excitedly bouncing in place next to RDC, the shadow-esque demon is also wearing a hoodie, this one dark purple with the hood off and knotted hair tied back in a ponytail, the demon nods, grinning up at their brother]

“yeah! I’m just excited!”

[Kid eventually climbs up RDC, sitting on his shoulders to get a better look at the cozy-looking restaurant, distantly hearing voices inside, not many.. maybe 2 or three]

[theothercoolbutnotthere]

”Alright, alright, just, cover your face, they recognize you then their gonna assume and you know what happens after that” RDC sighed before grabbing onto the door, making sure Kid was fine and wouldn’t get hit on the head before entering. The bell on the door rang alerting everyone inside of their arrival, it was cozy and the smell of a kind of soup made itself know immediately. Not enough to be overwhelming but enough to let you know the food was fresh and not some cheep reheated stuff.

“Hello, welcome to Pigsy’s Noodles, home of the world’s longest noodles, thanks for stopping by. Take a seat anywhere and I’ll be right with you!” A rough voice from the kitchen called. Only one other person was there, enjoying a bowl of noodles at the end of the seats connecting to the kitchen window. RDC would feel him glancing at them though no suspicion yet.

RDC took Kid off his shoulders setting him back into the ground before leading him over to a table not too far from the door. Always had to think of an escape route just in case things got bad, especially if Kid was around. RDC did check under the table before sitting, make sure nothing was stuck under the table or in the chairs, which to RDC’s surprise everything was clean, not a very common trait in a family friendly restaurant, especially not a family owned one

[ask-fatalau-dark]

[Kid nods, pulling out a mask with a cat face pattern, they gaze around the restaurant with wide excited eyes, they can feel the head chefs chest puff out in pride, possibly seeing the short demon. Sitting down, kid swings their legs, looking around the restaurant, both with excitement and analyzing the place for any cameras, shockingly there aren’t any, that’s good, that means that Kid and Brother won’t get tracked for any reason.]

[Kid sees an older man with glasses eating some noodles, they make eye contact and kid waves, the man fondly waving back.]

[theothercoolbutnotthere]

Eventually a menu comes their way, two, well ones for kids which given Kid’s size is a normal assumption. “All right, you two can go ahead and get settled. I’ll be back in a few minutes to get your orders but if you figure it out sooner then you can just go up to the counter and order” the same rough voice that was once behind the counter was know in front of them, it belonged to a big demon, one that RDC had seen a few times in the farmers market. RDC nodded silently, passing Kid the children’s menu before opening his and waiting from the pig demon to leave them be before speaking. “Remember, you can get anything you want, we got extra to spend” RDC said making sure Kid heard him though it might have been heard by someone else in the restaurant due to RDC being slightly louder then he needed to be

[ask-fatalau-dark]

“Got it! I’ll see what’s here!”

[Kid grins, lightly tapping their hands on the table, looking at the menu, the chow main looks good! The idley doodle on the menu, mostly simple things, but one exceptionally poor drawing of MK, an arrow pointing to him saying “stinky” and “stupid” in small lettering so anyone walking by wouldn’t see, Kid giggles to themself at the crude drawing, they flip over the menu to continue looking at the food, heart set on the chow mein]

“Oooo, the chow mein looks good! What’re you gettin?”

[Kid stage whispers to RDC, leaning over to look at his menu]

[Meanwhile, Tang listens closely to the two strange customers, initially he hadn’t thought twice about them, until the space shadowy demon waved at him, he couldn’t get his mind off of that child.. they looked awfully familiar, even with the mask and hoodie]

[theothercoolbutnotthere]

”The beef lo mein, it comes with a side of dumplings too. Definitely gonna have those be beef as well. You want anything else? The stuff on the menu really isn’t as expensive as most places surprisingly” RDC said with a hum, though he was still looking, at the menu before putting it down once they spotted something else that would most likely satisfy them more then just regular noodles “Maybe a few spring rolls…” RDC added with a mumble though it was clear they where talking to themselves. Sooner rather than later the pig demon came back, this time RDC listened to the heavy footsteps. Unfortunately RDC looked up before the demon got to their table spotting Tang spying for a moment before Pigsy got here were the two where sitting. “Alright, you both got everything situated?” The pig demon asked, clasping his hands together

[ask-fatalau-dark]

[Kid nods, weirdly finding it hard to speak, the action isn’t hard, their voice isn’t sore, it’s just hard to bring themself to talk for some reason?]

“Mhm!”

[Kid unfortunately didn’t spot Tang spying on the two]

[theothercoolbutnotthere]

”Yes, kid will have chow mein, and I’ll get a beef lo mein, with two sides, beef dumplings and egg rolls” RDC spoke in a voice slightly different then the one they used regularly, most likely due to how loud they could be when they got upset, they where quite mouthy too which made interactions with people in public where harder simply because they had to adjust their voice to not get recognized. None the less the pig demon didn’t seem to notice the voice but did write what RDC asked for on a notepad he had in his pocket. Even so the pig demon nodded when he had everything a waited for a moment and when RDC didn’t continue he left back to the kitchen to make the food, taking the adult menu with him

[ask-fatalau-dark]

[Kid pokes RDC, loudly whispering “is your throat still ok? That shouting match was bruuuutaaaaal!” To RDC, Tang overhears and shelves what the child said for later]

[theothercoolbutnotthere]

”We’ll just pick up more tea on the way back to the burrow. Don’t worry” RDC said one hand rubbing where his voice box was in his brown however he did smile a bit to try to ease Kid’s mind, just to make sure they wouldn’t over think it, though he knew they would anyway

[ask-fatalau-dark]

[Kid suspiciously narrows their eyes at RDC]

“Got it.. make sure you add the honey too, that helped and we both know it”

[Meanwhile, Tang is mentally scribbling down notes while trying to not look at the pair nearby, trying to focus on his free gifted-to-him noodles, occasionally chatting with Pigsy about nothing in particular]

[theothercoolbutnotthere]

”It is literally just bee spit Kid I’m not a bird, I don’t eat something that’s already been eaten” RDC said simply looking at Kid with an unamused look that was a often way to tell RDC was messing with them. Course RDC wasn’t paying attention to what Pigsy and Tang where talking about.

“By the way, what are you writing about? You didn’t seem intent on doing anything until customers came in” Pigsy said mostly being attention to the noodles he was stir frying in front of him.

[ask-fatalau-dark]

“Still, it helped! And it covered the bitter taste”

[Kid speaks up a bit, lightly poking RDCs forehead]

“Well Piggy.. I can’t shake the feeling I’ve seen those two before, yknow? Especially that little, shadowy kid, who know that I think about it.. kind of looks like one of those Macaque clones? Albeit not very monkey-like, but the similarities are there..”

[Tang hides a stare with his menu, despite him and Pigsy knowing that Tang won’t use it]

[theothercoolbutnotthere]

”I quite enjoy the bitter taste, and if you want to cover the bitter ness you can just ad strained dandelions, it makes for an excellent after tea snack” RDC said in turn putting has had on Kid’s head, being careful to no knock off the others hood. “Just cause you think you know someone don’t mean anything, they could be complete strangers, besides their paying customers. And real polite to” Pigsy huffed finishing the two bowls of stir fry and putting them on the counter and covering them so the temperature would remain the same as he made the egg rolls and dumplings

[theothercoolbutnotthere]

RDC tugged the hood of their hoodie up, pushing their shades back up to cover their eyes, they had managed to figure out the times when the streets where the most and least crowded, know being one of those times. Few people occupied the normally crowded streets, it was around three pm so it made sense, rush hour ended almost half an hour ago and most people still up and about ether didn’t have jobs or had a longer break which wasn’t common. Recently RDC had stolen from a rich guy with rather deep pockets so as a treat they decided to bring Kid out to eat at a family run restaurant. RDC knew one not to far off from the edge of the city, a distance they could easily run if they needed to get back to the burrow quickly. There where only a few food joints in the area but most where from big businesses. Still, they had Kid with them, a dine and dash wasn’t exactly something they wanted to do. So they ended up at a place called ‘Pigsy’s Noodles’ it sounded good enough.

“You alright Kid?” RDC asked looking at the smaller demon as they stood in front of the restaurant, far enough away so they could still decide against it without looking awkward, like they where still deciding on wether they wanted to eat there or not

@ask-fatalau-dark

[ask-fatalau-dark]

[Kid is excitedly bouncing in place next to RDC, the shadow-esque demon is also wearing a hoodie, this one dark purple with the hood off and knotted hair tied back in a ponytail, the demon nods, grinning up at their brother]

“yeah! I’m just excited!”

[Kid eventually climbs up RDC, sitting on his shoulders to get a better look at the cozy-looking restaurant, distantly hearing voices inside, not many.. maybe 2 or three]

[theothercoolbutnotthere]

”Alright, alright, just, cover your face, they recognize you then their gonna assume and you know what happens after that” RDC sighed before grabbing onto the door, making sure Kid was fine and wouldn’t get hit on the head before entering. The bell on the door rang alerting everyone inside of their arrival, it was cozy and the smell of a kind of soup made itself know immediately. Not enough to be overwhelming but enough to let you know the food was fresh and not some cheep reheated stuff.

“Hello, welcome to Pigsy’s Noodles, home of the world’s longest noodles, thanks for stopping by. Take a seat anywhere and I’ll be right with you!” A rough voice from the kitchen called. Only one other person was there, enjoying a bowl of noodles at the end of the seats connecting to the kitchen window. RDC would feel him glancing at them though no suspicion yet.

RDC took Kid off his shoulders setting him back into the ground before leading him over to a table not too far from the door. Always had to think of an escape route just in case things got bad, especially if Kid was around. RDC did check under the table before sitting, make sure nothing was stuck under the table or in the chairs, which to RDC’s surprise everything was clean, not a very common trait in a family friendly restaurant, especially not a family owned one

[ask-fatalau-dark]

[Kid nods, pulling out a mask with a cat face pattern, they gaze around the restaurant with wide excited eyes, they can feel the head chefs chest puff out in pride, possibly seeing the short demon. Sitting down, kid swings their legs, looking around the restaurant, both with excitement and analyzing the place for any cameras, shockingly there aren’t any, that’s good, that means that Kid and Brother won’t get tracked for any reason.]

[Kid sees an older man with glasses eating some noodles, they make eye contact and kid waves, the man fondly waving back.]

[theothercoolbutnotthere]

Eventually a menu comes their way, two, well ones for kids which given Kid’s size is a normal assumption. “All right, you two can go ahead and get settled. I’ll be back in a few minutes to get your orders but if you figure it out sooner then you can just go up to the counter and order” the same rough voice that was once behind the counter was know in front of them, it belonged to a big demon, one that RDC had seen a few times in the farmers market. RDC nodded silently, passing Kid the children’s menu before opening his and waiting from the pig demon to leave them be before speaking. “Remember, you can get anything you want, we got extra to spend” RDC said making sure Kid heard him though it might have been heard by someone else in the restaurant due to RDC being slightly louder then he needed to be

[ask-fatalau-dark]

“Got it! I’ll see what’s here!”

[Kid grins, lightly tapping their hands on the table, looking at the menu, the chow main looks good! The idley doodle on the menu, mostly simple things, but one exceptionally poor drawing of MK, an arrow pointing to him saying “stinky” and “stupid” in small lettering so anyone walking by wouldn’t see, Kid giggles to themself at the crude drawing, they flip over the menu to continue looking at the food, heart set on the chow mein]

“Oooo, the chow mein looks good! What’re you gettin?”

[Kid stage whispers to RDC, leaning over to look at his menu]

[Meanwhile, Tang listens closely to the two strange customers, initially he hadn’t thought twice about them, until the space shadowy demon waved at him, he couldn’t get his mind off of that child.. they looked awfully familiar, even with the mask and hoodie]

[theothercoolbutnotthere]

”The beef lo mein, it comes with a side of dumplings too. Definitely gonna have those be beef as well. You want anything else? The stuff on the menu really isn’t as expensive as most places surprisingly” RDC said with a hum, though he was still looking, at the menu before putting it down once they spotted something else that would most likely satisfy them more then just regular noodles “Maybe a few spring rolls…” RDC added with a mumble though it was clear they where talking to themselves. Sooner rather than later the pig demon came back, this time RDC listened to the heavy footsteps. Unfortunately RDC looked up before the demon got to their table spotting Tang spying for a moment before Pigsy got here were the two where sitting. “Alright, you both got everything situated?” The pig demon asked, clasping his hands together

[ask-fatalau-dark]

[Kid nods, weirdly finding it hard to speak, the action isn’t hard, their voice isn’t sore, it’s just hard to bring themself to talk for some reason?]

“Mhm!”

[Kid unfortunately didn’t spot Tang spying on the two]

[theothercoolbutnotthere]

”Yes, kid will have chow mein, and I’ll get a beef lo mein, with two sides, beef dumplings and egg rolls” RDC spoke in a voice slightly different then the one they used regularly, most likely due to how loud they could be when they got upset, they where quite mouthy too which made interactions with people in public where harder simply because they had to adjust their voice to not get recognized. None the less the pig demon didn’t seem to notice the voice but did write what RDC asked for on a notepad he had in his pocket. Even so the pig demon nodded when he had everything a waited for a moment and when RDC didn’t continue he left back to the kitchen to make the food, taking the adult menu with him

[ask-fatalau-dark]

[Kid pokes RDC, loudly whispering “is your throat still ok? That shouting match was bruuuutaaaaal!” To RDC, Tang overhears and shelves what the child said for later]

[theothercoolbutnotthere]

”We’ll just pick up more tea on the way back to the burrow. Don’t worry” RDC said one hand rubbing where his voice box was in his brown however he did smile a bit to try to ease Kid’s mind, just to make sure they wouldn’t over think it, though he knew they would anyway

[ask-fatalau-dark]

[Kid suspiciously narrows their eyes at RDC]

“Got it.. make sure you add the honey too, that helped and we both know it”

[Meanwhile, Tang is mentally scribbling down notes while trying to not look at the pair nearby, trying to focus on his free gifted-to-him noodles, occasionally chatting with Pigsy about nothing in particular]

[theothercoolbutnotthere]

”It is literally just bee spit Kid I’m not a bird, I don’t eat something that’s already been eaten” RDC said simply looking at Kid with an unamused look that was a often way to tell RDC was messing with them. Course RDC wasn’t paying attention to what Pigsy and Tang where talking about.

“By the way, what are you writing about? You didn’t seem intent on doing anything until customers came in” Pigsy said mostly being attention to the noodles he was stir frying in front of him.

[theothercoolbutnotthere]

RDC tugged the hood of their hoodie up, pushing their shades back up to cover their eyes, they had managed to figure out the times when the streets where the most and least crowded, know being one of those times. Few people occupied the normally crowded streets, it was around three pm so it made sense, rush hour ended almost half an hour ago and most people still up and about ether didn’t have jobs or had a longer break which wasn’t common. Recently RDC had stolen from a rich guy with rather deep pockets so as a treat they decided to bring Kid out to eat at a family run restaurant. RDC knew one not to far off from the edge of the city, a distance they could easily run if they needed to get back to the burrow quickly. There where only a few food joints in the area but most where from big businesses. Still, they had Kid with them, a dine and dash wasn’t exactly something they wanted to do. So they ended up at a place called ‘Pigsy’s Noodles’ it sounded good enough.

“You alright Kid?” RDC asked looking at the smaller demon as they stood in front of the restaurant, far enough away so they could still decide against it without looking awkward, like they where still deciding on wether they wanted to eat there or not

@ask-fatalau-dark

[ask-fatalau-dark]

[Kid is excitedly bouncing in place next to RDC, the shadow-esque demon is also wearing a hoodie, this one dark purple with the hood off and knotted hair tied back in a ponytail, the demon nods, grinning up at their brother]

“yeah! I’m just excited!”

[Kid eventually climbs up RDC, sitting on his shoulders to get a better look at the cozy-looking restaurant, distantly hearing voices inside, not many.. maybe 2 or three]

[theothercoolbutnotthere]

”Alright, alright, just, cover your face, they recognize you then their gonna assume and you know what happens after that” RDC sighed before grabbing onto the door, making sure Kid was fine and wouldn’t get hit on the head before entering. The bell on the door rang alerting everyone inside of their arrival, it was cozy and the smell of a kind of soup made itself know immediately. Not enough to be overwhelming but enough to let you know the food was fresh and not some cheep reheated stuff.

“Hello, welcome to Pigsy’s Noodles, home of the world’s longest noodles, thanks for stopping by. Take a seat anywhere and I’ll be right with you!” A rough voice from the kitchen called. Only one other person was there, enjoying a bowl of noodles at the end of the seats connecting to the kitchen window. RDC would feel him glancing at them though no suspicion yet.

RDC took Kid off his shoulders setting him back into the ground before leading him over to a table not too far from the door. Always had to think of an escape route just in case things got bad, especially if Kid was around. RDC did check under the table before sitting, make sure nothing was stuck under the table or in the chairs, which to RDC’s surprise everything was clean, not a very common trait in a family friendly restaurant, especially not a family owned one

[ask-fatalau-dark]

[Kid nods, pulling out a mask with a cat face pattern, they gaze around the restaurant with wide excited eyes, they can feel the head chefs chest puff out in pride, possibly seeing the short demon. Sitting down, kid swings their legs, looking around the restaurant, both with excitement and analyzing the place for any cameras, shockingly there aren’t any, that’s good, that means that Kid and Brother won’t get tracked for any reason.]

[Kid sees an older man with glasses eating some noodles, they make eye contact and kid waves, the man fondly waving back.]

[theothercoolbutnotthere]

Eventually a menu comes their way, two, well ones for kids which given Kid’s size is a normal assumption. “All right, you two can go ahead and get settled. I’ll be back in a few minutes to get your orders but if you figure it out sooner then you can just go up to the counter and order” the same rough voice that was once behind the counter was know in front of them, it belonged to a big demon, one that RDC had seen a few times in the farmers market. RDC nodded silently, passing Kid the children’s menu before opening his and waiting from the pig demon to leave them be before speaking. “Remember, you can get anything you want, we got extra to spend” RDC said making sure Kid heard him though it might have been heard by someone else in the restaurant due to RDC being slightly louder then he needed to be

[ask-fatalau-dark]

“Got it! I’ll see what’s here!”

[Kid grins, lightly tapping their hands on the table, looking at the menu, the chow main looks good! The idley doodle on the menu, mostly simple things, but one exceptionally poor drawing of MK, an arrow pointing to him saying “stinky” and “stupid” in small lettering so anyone walking by wouldn’t see, Kid giggles to themself at the crude drawing, they flip over the menu to continue looking at the food, heart set on the chow mein]

“Oooo, the chow mein looks good! What’re you gettin?”

[Kid stage whispers to RDC, leaning over to look at his menu]

[Meanwhile, Tang listens closely to the two strange customers, initially he hadn’t thought twice about them, until the space shadowy demon waved at him, he couldn’t get his mind off of that child.. they looked awfully familiar, even with the mask and hoodie]

[theothercoolbutnotthere]

”The beef lo mein, it comes with a side of dumplings too. Definitely gonna have those be beef as well. You want anything else? The stuff on the menu really isn’t as expensive as most places surprisingly” RDC said with a hum, though he was still looking, at the menu before putting it down once they spotted something else that would most likely satisfy them more then just regular noodles “Maybe a few spring rolls…” RDC added with a mumble though it was clear they where talking to themselves. Sooner rather than later the pig demon came back, this time RDC listened to the heavy footsteps. Unfortunately RDC looked up before the demon got to their table spotting Tang spying for a moment before Pigsy got here were the two where sitting. “Alright, you both got everything situated?” The pig demon asked, clasping his hands together

[ask-fatalau-dark]

[Kid nods, weirdly finding it hard to speak, the action isn’t hard, their voice isn’t sore, it’s just hard to bring themself to talk for some reason?]

“Mhm!”

[Kid unfortunately didn’t spot Tang spying on the two]

[theothercoolbutnotthere]

”Yes, kid will have chow mein, and I’ll get a beef lo mein, with two sides, beef dumplings and egg rolls” RDC spoke in a voice slightly different then the one they used regularly, most likely due to how loud they could be when they got upset, they where quite mouthy too which made interactions with people in public where harder simply because they had to adjust their voice to not get recognized. None the less the pig demon didn’t seem to notice the voice but did write what RDC asked for on a notepad he had in his pocket. Even so the pig demon nodded when he had everything a waited for a moment and when RDC didn’t continue he left back to the kitchen to make the food, taking the adult menu with him

[ask-fatalau-dark]

[Kid pokes RDC, loudly whispering “is your throat still ok? That shouting match was bruuuutaaaaal!” To RDC, Tang overhears and shelves what the child said for later]

[theothercoolbutnotthere]

”We’ll just pick up more tea on the way back to the burrow. Don’t worry” RDC said one hand rubbing where his voice box was in his brown however he did smile a bit to try to ease Kid’s mind, just to make sure they wouldn’t over think it, though he knew they would anyway