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so if phm is set in 2032 and ryland grace is supposedly 29 when the hail mary launches, that means he is firmly within gen Z… he knows about undertale AUs and watched Fred on YouTube at like 9 years old. He had a tumblr blog. this genuinely explains everything

this-is-trans-joy

poor guy was around during the ace discourse days. i hope he was lethal with the block button

this-is-trans-joy

i want someone to make a roleplay blog but it’s literally just ryland grace’s actual blog and then the last post is like “guys oh my godddd never become important at work i’m so serious you’ll never fucking guess where they’re sending me #and during pride month???”

this-is-trans-joy

“what the fuck there’s some guy on my ship who the fuck— IS THAT MARKIPLIER????”

this-is-trans-joy

so if phm is set in 2032 and ryland grace is supposedly 29 when the hail mary launches, that means he is firmly within gen Z… he knows about undertale AUs and watched Fred on YouTube at like 9 years old. He had a tumblr blog. this genuinely explains everything

this-is-trans-joy

poor guy was around during the ace discourse days. i hope he was lethal with the block button

this-is-trans-joy

i want someone to make a roleplay blog but it’s literally just ryland grace’s actual blog and then the last post is like “guys oh my godddd never become important at work i’m so serious you’ll never fucking guess where they’re sending me #and during pride month???”

this-is-trans-joy

“what the fuck there’s some guy on my ship who the fuck— IS THAT MARKIPLIER????”

rhinco

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

blackdykegirlblogger

ik pride is all ppl think of when june hits but i also wanna say HAPPY CARIBBEAN AMERICAN HERITAGE MONTH BITCHES ‼️‼️‼️

catchymemes

teaboot

"she thinks this is bonding behavior" my friend this has BECOME your bonding behaviour

sharkfiinn

whatever go my little rainbow weird kid rock

mewnosodenwyma

"Grace, question?"

"Yeah, Rock?"

"Rocky hear new word in one of Grace movie. Not Understand."

"Oh, okay, which word? Can you remember the sentence?"

"Person say, 'Go ♩♫♪ yourself.' What is '♩♫♪', question?"

trying-trying2lyk

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

subwaybug

More people should get into poly shipping. Both because polyamory is awesome and because it's really fun to make complicated ass diagrams

assiraphales

rocky always yells “enrichment for grace! enrichment for grace!” when he has a new invention to make the humans time more interesting on erid. grace, while appreciative, replies ‘I know I’m in a zoo enclosure but could we maybe not call it that? I feel like a bear getting thrown a pumpkin covered in peanut butter.’ rocky simply gives him a thumb, not wanting to explain that a significant amount of the population sees grace as the celebrity savior scientist who rocky keeps as a controversially young trophy wife and publicly lavishes in gifts

virgil-is-a-cutie

Love this bc Grace's age by their standards is very very young despite Grace being mature by his species standards

I keep imagining so many Eridians secretly calling Rocky a pebble snatcher lmao

enbaluka-tokyo-drift

sailatina3

As time goes on the idea of a "transtrender" gets funnier and funnier. At what point in time has there ever been a trend or clout to gain from being trans?

sailatina3

Gen z is getting into this new trend which involves losing all your friends and family and being effectively legal to rape and murder.