Helloooo I’m cryptid
I like Project Hail Mary, Deltarune, SIKAYD, among others!
This blog is wholey and entirely for my own enjoyment, be beware of that if you stroll around
untitled
Show & Tell
$LAYYYTER
The Stonewall Inn

titsay

PR's Tumblrdome

gracie abrams
KIROKAZE
we're not kids anymore.
NASA
todays bird

★

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
sheepfilms
will byers stan first human second
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
d e v o n

@theartofmadeline
Keni

seen from Malaysia
seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from T1
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Brazil
seen from United States

seen from Bangladesh

seen from Vietnam

seen from Germany

seen from United States
seen from Colombia

seen from Canada
seen from United States

seen from Germany
seen from Taiwan

seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from Australia
@cryptidwithaninternetconnection
Helloooo I’m cryptid
I like Project Hail Mary, Deltarune, SIKAYD, among others!
This blog is wholey and entirely for my own enjoyment, be beware of that if you stroll around
trying to hold back my UM, ACTUALLY autistic desire for technical correctness in casual conversation even though the thought of abiding something factually incorrect makes my skin crawl because most of the time it doesn’t actually matter and also it ruins the vibe
The neurodivergent urge to wonder if you are performing Friendliness correctly. If your Friendliness has been appropriately calibrated to the situation at hand.
having an autism meltdown all by yourself handsome?
if im not alone 40+ hours a week ill lose my mind
Me: “I can’t be autistic, I don’t have sensory issues.”
Also Me-
- The person who told me to try freezing grapes is my enemy.
- *Physically gagging from trying to eat a freeze dried strawberry*
- “I can’t sleep, my shirt is on.”
- This yogurt had pieces of fruit in it so I will let it spoil in the back of my fridge and die of starvation before I eat it.
- If anyone touches me right now I will become a safety hazard
- *Throwing myself off of furniture*
- Something is crinkling SOMEWHERE in the next room and if I don’t find it and destroy it I will never sleep again.
- This person’s headlights were too bright for 0.5 seconds and now I will have a migraine for the next 4 hours.
- My hands are wet MY HANDS ARE WET MAKE IT STOP
- What do you mean these clothes are dry? They’re clearly still damp, how do you not feel it? They’re still damp!
- These two rocks rubbed against each other and made a noise and I think I may have broken a tooth from clenching my jaw so hard
- If I am forced to wear jeans for more than 0.3 seconds upon entering my home I’m going to start crying
- Frosted Glass = Evil
- Yes I am going to “waste money” buying pre-peeled garlic because peeling garlic makes my hands sticky and I hate it.
- Stopping to wash my hands every 5 minutes while cooking because I can’t stand having things on my hands.
Feel free to add your own
/ AUDHD life
Saw an isopod today and got so excited that I started quietly chanting "real isopod hours" and stimming intensely and then I took like two thousand identical pictures of it
Real isopod hours
Autistic People: There are multiple things making common, low volume noises at one time. It is too much noise at once and if I don’t cover my ears I’m going to have a meltdown.
Also Autistic People: If I can’t feel my music vibrating my sinuses then it’s NOT LOUD ENOUGH
(Y’all I’m not making fun of people I’m literally autistic 😂)
only 5? light work.
Struggles to Give Your Autistic Character That Aren’t Just Them Being Unpopular
Developing empathy
Too much empathy
An overwhelming sense of justice
Fear of new things
Sensory limits
Understanding other people’s grief
Understand their own emotions
Learning to let other people effect their lives and routine (eg a partner moving in)
Learning to do something new without being gifted at it first
Gift kid syndrome
Being overwhelmed by their own children
Struggling to form their own personailty
Mimicing people to the point of being a different person
Grappling with uncontrolable truths of life (death, disease, injustice etc)
Dietary disorders
Masking
Possessiveness of trusted people
Religious trauma
Stimming in public
Refusing to beg for things (like jobs/promotions)
Time blindness
Pain tolerance
Anxiety around new people leading to inability to make new friend
Abuse
Exploitation
Edit:
Chronic fatigue
Insomnia
Hypersomnia
Hyperfixations that become overwhelming
Meltdowns in public
Perfectionism
Executive dysfunction
Audio processing issues
Education struggles
High pressure environments in every industry
Medical problems that are linked with autism (POTS, EDS, stomach issues)
If you have any suggestions, please let me know, comment and I'll add them
CHECK OUT MY DYSTOPIAN ROMANCE NOVEL HUMAN NATURE PLEASEEEEE
Human Nature: DYSTOPIAN ROMANCE from a New Perspective (Status Quo Saga Book 1) eBook : Angelica, Bonnibelle: Amazon.com.au: Kindle Store