Jessica

[aidashakur]

I shouldn’t enjoy isolation as much as I do... but the world just be doin too much

[dollievyxen]

[theblibbles-deactivated20190101]

He discovered true power in wearing a wig.

[tfortrill]

[bxtchrelax]

I FELT that “biitch”😂

[bob-belcher]

September 30th

October 1st

November 1st

December 1st

[boyy-bait]

Life of a Customer Service Rep.

[blvckgeezus]

Lmfao the pause

[xyinx]

Love her frames and braids… Aye she pretty

[gothic1997]

how come phineas is always like “i know what we’re going to do today” maybe ferb had an idea you ass

[clonepa2]

WHERE THE FUCK AM I GONNA GO NOW?

[cliffsecord]

[slab-o-meat]

bro its beddy-bye. its nighty-night, dude

[newtonpermetersquare]

Haha gravity go BONK

[babyanimalgifs]

Always get your gear checked by a professional 

(Source)

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

We stan!!!!

chaotic good

[exploding-plastic-inevitable]

There’s a happy ending to, because the robbery was unsuccessful, the couple ended up getting the money Eden needed from a movie inspired by em! Also John only had to serve part of his sentence. Check out their wedding photos btw they’re beautiful.

[itsanidiom]

reblogging because I’ve seen this post a thousand times and I’ve never seen the happy ending!! 

[mithrilwren]

thank you thesaurus.com, that is absolutely not what i was looking for

[gay-irl]

[anxietyproblem]

[straightgirls]

this doesn’t fit my blog at all but i had to post it here because this story is legit the wildest thing i’ve seen this month and everyone needs to see it. unmute this I PROMISE YOU WON’T REGRET IT

[girlschasinggirls]

omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mando-lore]

This is actually the goddamn funniest story I have ever heard.

[dwight-schrutes]

invented love

[i-dont-even-effing-know-anymore]

[cannibalchicken]

[whitepeopletwitter]