The Oysters Are Waiting For Me

[the-stray-liger]

People take the LOTR movies way too seriously considering that the first movie had an actual scene with floating Elrond faces on a white background while Frodo was unconscious that actually made it into the actual movie

[peridot-peridot-deactivated2019]

If I have a near death experience I hope Elrond slides into my consciousness at 60% opacity

[oddly-romantic]

sorry but writers are no longer allowed to use the “jerk with a heart of gold” trope on men. women? fuck yeah i’ll eat that shit up. men who are douches most of the time but soften around like baby animals or whatever are OUT, theyre ILLEGAL. its boring and im tired. give me hard tough ladies who secretly care deeply abt EVERYTHING. gimme my tough lady shedding a single tear then straightening and acting like it didnt happen. gimme all that trope shit but leave the dudebros out of it thank u

[szuddenly]

you think you want me to shut up? i have to listen to myself even when im not talking

[theoystersarewaitingforme]

I hope all my fellow ex-Mormons out there are having a good day.

[tratior]

is ugly an emotion bc im feeling it

[champzagne]

why does this look like an ad for a polyamorous dating web site 

[androidprincess-deactivated2016]

[chicanaspice-deactivated2018011]

this information is so satisfying but idk what to do with it

[waterdeers-archive]

Tabris and Leliana reunion commissioned by @mariaanhawke !! <3  Thank you so much for commissioning me!!! AHH ur Tabris is so pretty!!! and i LOVED drawing this!! (dkdkdkdk i know it was supposed to be flat-coloured, but consider the shading thing an extra from me!!! I just really liked it!!) Hope you like it!! <3 

[strongbowdarkfruit]

stop global warming i don’t look good in shorts

[positive-lesbian-vibes]

lesbians who wanna have kids one day are gonna make great moms and im so excited for all of you to start families and be fantastic moms and live your dreams

[hannahhillam]

cats have it so good

[shakugan-archive]

[pinkteapots]

When your body is approximately 78% tea

[goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings]

no offense but the media either has to stop writing underage characters or start using underage actors to play these underage characters because i can’t watch another sexualized 20something play a 17 year old girl bruh! can’t do it anymore my guy! it’s gotta stop diva!

[earthdad]

friendly reminder

i am suffering

[shmadej-deactivated20180906]

some people believe that being bi is 50% straight and 50% gay, but in fact it’s 10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will, 5% pleasure, 50% pain, and 100% reason to remember the name

[penicillium-pusher]

@ girls with lots of muscles, pls carry me around everywhere with your buff arms I luv u