Im a motherfucking princess

Scarlett🤦🏼‍♀️

[neckkiss]

“The quickest way to get someone’s attention is to no longer want it”

— Anonymous

[lamaryan]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Sherlock Holmes may have just been a good serial killer that was really good at framing his enemies.

[syntacked]

via weheartit

[wearsouthshore-blog]

[snreads]

1 Eanáir 2019

My January spreads for 2019. Continuing with today’s apparent accidental blog theme, we have coffee! Also pinks, reds, and hearts, because coffee has my heart.

I haven’t done spreads like this in a while and I have to say, I missed doing just simple lettering.

Happy new year!

[thirst]

x

[asomdpoakdoakd-deactivated20180]

why would i fuck a demon? simple, the status. imagine rolling up into hell already havin had ur back blown out by one of their own. imagine you and a gang of other losers standin at the gates of hell, they’re all crying, scared to death about having a pitchfork up their ass for eternity and you just walk into the arms of your sugar demon? legendary.

[l0v3-r3v9]

this post spoke to me on levels many of you will never understand

[sekundenbruchteile]

[warmstim]

[elleroseblogs]

Sometimes self care is studying for that test. Sometimes it’s cleaning your room. Sometimes it’s having that conversation you’re afraid of having, confront that person you’re afraid to confront. Sometimes it’s not just wrapping yourself up in a blanket and relaxing. Sometimes instead, it’s taking action against the problem.

[dream-of-phraxos]

[ohnonotgood]

Yeah that’s why they all died at 30 because they were so unhealthy but cool

[rosietheamazon]

Pretty sure it was the plague not heart disease.

[cr1mson5thestranger]

Pretty sure it was the Plague, childbirth, food spoiling, maltreated infections, smallpox, pneumonia, and/or generally unsanitary living conditions (such as dumping sewage and waste in the streets) and not health conditions caused by excess body fat.

Not to mention that the Renaissance standard of female beauty being plumpness and full-figured forms came from the fact that it was a status symbol. Plump, pale, full-figured women were wealthy women who didn’t have to spend their days in hard labor or raising children (or both) and stood a better chance of bearing healthy babies than commoner women did.

[sofiama]

Cultural “Oh Snap” I hate it so much when people pull out the “unhealthy” excuse for having a reason to body shame a person.

[fandomsandfeminism]

“Women died young in the 1700s because they were fat” is an amazingly ignorant statement

[diorsoulja]

Shout out to LOW maintenance friendships!!! the kind where we can live our lives and do our own thing, but link up and be just as close!!!!

[saber-chan]

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

[redrxla]

Μαλάκα ναι

[vastderp]

more pics here 

She got torn up by a boat propeller off New South Wales in 2001 and proceeded to walk it off. Swim it off. Whatever. The scars from the propeller slices healed ~20cm deep down her back and across her tail fluke. Since then, whale watchers down under look for “the Blade Runner” every year. Just the sight of her starts conversations about whether we humans should reconsider being such gigantic floppy penises to our rad cetacean bros.

nobody will ever be harder core than the Blade Runner. She has surpassed badassery. 

She is unkillable. She is Life Goals: the Whale.

[adorable-orcas]

The Blade Runner is one badass whale

[sorrowful-heartt]

🧟‍♂️⚰️

[outfit-of-the-day-girls]