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23 - the biggest Danny DeVito nerd in the world - side account where I post about my secondary interests like a dear diary

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I have succumbed to Paul Williams

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AW AW AW AW SO CUTEEEE (source: cjzuero on IG) idgaf he's getting pissed on in the second one he's still #kawaii

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How my permed hair looks like after disappearing in 0.005 seconds after I put it in a ponytail so now I have nice wavy hair all around but completely fried bangs

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Hey, did you notice? Your FO smiles more these days, and I think it's because they're happy with you.

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Imagine if Ken started feeling less paranoid because of me......no just kidding the coke would probably still make him like that but I think his life wouldn't be the hell it usually is........

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saying this as a lesbian who loves women's boobs--sexually, even! but i don't think that we as a society should consider breasts inherently female or inherently sexual. a flat chest should not be seen as the "default" for gender neutrality but instead just one way a person can present. boobs should be normal. anyone of any gender can have boobs

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Wait why did this make me feel better about my huge boobs..........

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Taking ugly ass pictures of my dear boyfriend during the vice city gameplay as if I were at a concert (I've played this game a trillion times, I think I'm allowed to play it entirely with the mysonisalawyer cheat come on)

The back of his head.....so inspiring.....

Driving 🙌 I just know he drives like shit

Various pictures....

He thought he looked tough here 💀

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the way I'm sooooooo obsessed with the "Never Thought I'd Get to Meet the Devil" part I even see it in most of my dreams ACTUALLY I never told you this but I see Winslow in 80% of my dreams now for some reason

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The way I'm the most chopped and ignorant and loser Winslow fan of the community #Imdead

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Actually this is such a non issue because I'm more of a beef fan #ooops

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wait my self portrait kinda ate (did this because I saw twitter oomf doing it)

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this is so fire I have to make one of my own lol

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YESSS DO IT NOW

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The way I'm the most chopped and ignorant and loser Winslow fan of the community #Imdead

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Wish I was an angel so I could protect Winslow from eternal suffering..............

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guys I'm going to be honest with you, I love posting about the Phantom of the paradise but I can't watch it anymore because it gives me a "Ludovico cure" effect, I just feel sick everytime I think about it 😭😭😭

I took these #kawaii screenshots tho.....she's so cute and innocent.........

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Can I say something NSFW about Ken Rosenberg or am I getting shot on a foot 🤫

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Do you guys think Ken would love me yes or no.....

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Showing off my pins collection because I'm boredd

Cardboard-only pins (the monty python ones are ANCIENT I've made them in high school)

Repaints/picture replacements (the ken rosenberg one is the latest I've made <3)

vintage badges (I'm not a police dickrider I swear, I'm not even from Waterloo)

pins made from objects + the magnetic tape reel I've made....

miscellanous modern pins (I've stolen the DNA one from my old uni, it was stuck on a random wall)

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wait my self portrait kinda ate (did this because I saw twitter oomf doing it)