oink

[jasonsatburgerking]

@thepigatburgerking

[thepigatburgerking]

IM NOT GOING TO HIT THE QUAN FOR YOU

[cheryltunts]

You Pass Away During Childbirth- Adam, Lawrence, Hoffman, Logan

Adam: *he starts punching the wall in anger* FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!! y/n this cant be happening.. my fucking uwu queen.. How.. HOW!!!!!!!!!!! *he kicks the bedpost and shatters all his foot bones, the nurses leave your side and have to wheel him away*

Lawrence: My doctor skills have failed me. it was all going to be perfect. we genetically engineered the perfect baby.. titanium bones, hair like finely preserved ancient silk, eyes like a sunset over a summer sky in the city of rio.. Fuck. *he throttles the midwife, who just actually turns out to be a random guy looking for the snack bar* *david has to come in and slap him to get him to shut up* *they start exchanging blows* 

Hoffman: Just According to Keikaku. (Keikaku Means Plan.)

Logan: this is hallorans fault somehow. but its ok. i already have a cool kid and we can get revenge for you, honey *calls eleanor to tell her to bring the rubber gloves and woodchipper*

[thepigatburgerking]

[thepigatburgerking]

friendship ended with @michaelsatburgerking now @jasonsatburgerking is my best fried

[thepigatburgerking]

we are now serving racism burger

[jasonsatburgerking]

@michaelsatburgerking faggot

[thepigatburgerking]

watch your fucking language

[thepigatburgerking]

ive started collecting minions and placing them around the restaurant as decoration

[jasonsatburgerking]

*is asleep*

[michaelsatburgerking]

Wake up stupid whore the burger king is back in business

[thepigatburgerking]

where are the customers then

[jasonsatburgerking]

hi, amanda here. are you sterile?

my dick dont work my dick dont work my dick dont w

[thepigatburgerking]

Would you like to be

[jasonsatburgerking]

schlap schlap schlap the sound of my titties slapping against the bars of my minecraft jail

[jasonsatburgerking]

let me out! let me ouuuut!

[thepigatburgerking]

STAY INSIDE.

[iasoup-deactivated20190921]

[thepigatburgerking]

"Hello! I'm new to the fast food chain and I work with Michael Myers. Expect me to randomly scream or shout for no reason because it's been so long since I last got sleep to the point it looks like I'm wearing eyeshadow."

watch your step or i will demolish you

[thepigatburgerking]

@jasonsatburgerking hi whore

[jasonsatburgerking]

[thepigatburgerking]

damn okay i see how it is

[thepigatburgerking]

@jasonsatburgerking hi whore

[thepigatburgerking]

@michaelsatburgerking @jasonsatburgerking

which one of you ate all the crack

[jasonsatburgerking]

how many times do i have to tell you no fucking drugs on the premises do crack on your own time

[thepigatburgerking]

you arent the fucking manager ive been here longer than you dont tell me what to do you rotten imbecile

[thepigatburgerking]

@michaelsatburgerking @jasonsatburgerking

which one of you ate all the crack

[michaelsatburgerking]

Not me *wipes my nose*

[demogorgon-at-kfc]

That was the whole stash Michael, wtf man

[michaelsatburgerking]

You dont even work here mind your own crack

[thepigatburgerking]

wtf michael that was shared crack. do you want to be mauled

[michaelsatburgerking]

Not right now

[thepigatburgerking]

too late

[michaelsatburgerking]

I dare your 5’1” ass to do something

[thepigatburgerking]

you are already dead.

[michaelsatburgerking]

[thepigatburgerking]

@michaelsatburgerking @jasonsatburgerking

which one of you ate all the crack

[michaelsatburgerking]

Not me *wipes my nose*

[demogorgon-at-kfc]

That was the whole stash Michael, wtf man

[michaelsatburgerking]

You dont even work here mind your own crack

[thepigatburgerking]

wtf michael that was shared crack. do you want to be mauled

[michaelsatburgerking]

Not right now

[thepigatburgerking]

too late

[michaelsatburgerking]

I dare your 5’1” ass to do something

[thepigatburgerking]

you are already dead.