Kentucky fried children

[ceo-entity]

Oh James A. Janisse, I hope one day you’ll notice MY kill count…

[thepigatkfc]

Stop using the buckets for traps, we're running out- @Demogorgonatkfc

@demogorgon-at-kfc

We can still use them.

[demogorgon-at-kfc]

Public death is bad for advertising

[thehuntressworksatsteaknshake]

Can I get 2 gallons of shakes? -demogorgon-at-kfc

456.99

@demogorgon-at-kfc

[demogorgon-at-kfc]

Here

[demogorgon-at-kfc]

Next person who insults my restaurant is on the menu

[deathslingingslasher]

Where’d this walking nutsack learn to talk?

[demogorgon-at-kfc]

Oh shut it Freddy Krueger looking ass

[jasonsatburgerking]

michael doesnt know that i took all the burger buns to feed the fish in crystal lake

[demogorgon-at-kfc]

@michaelsatburgerking here you go fuck head

[jasonsatburgerking]

snitch

[demogorgon-at-kfc]

Discarded body bag

[jasonsatburgerking]

michael doesnt know that i took all the burger buns to feed the fish in crystal lake

[demogorgon-at-kfc]

@michaelsatburgerking here you go fuck head

[michaelsatburgerking]

[demogorgon-at-kfc]

Didn't you die

[michaelsatburgerking]

Yeah but im back

[demogorgon-at-kfc]

Ok checks out

[michaelsatburgerking]

[demogorgon-at-kfc]

Didn't you die

[fallcaesar]

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”

“Yes good”

“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”

“Wait no”

“EAT THEM”

“sasha no”

[tolkientrash]

@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

She is making a list

It is not easy with her paws but she is making it

[iguanamouth]

shes almost here

[miscriont]

Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT

[craptaztic]

SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH!

[mace-from-outerspace]

Y’all better behave, you have two months

[aseriouscomedian]

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

[demogorgon-at-kfc]

Merry Christmas you tainted meat

[jasonsatburgerking]

when u reblog a post meant for ur main blog onto ur side blog

[demogorgon-at-kfc]

Mood

[thepigatburgerking]

@michaelsatburgerking @jasonsatburgerking

which one of you ate all the crack

[michaelsatburgerking]

Not me *wipes my nose*

[demogorgon-at-kfc]

That was the whole stash Michael, wtf man

[michaelsatburgerking]

@jasonsatburgerking WHORE

[jasonsatburgerking]

i work 40+ hours a week to pay my fucking rent and this is the thanks i get? fuck you. i hope you die

[michaelsatburgerking]

Im the reason you getting those hours boy! I get to call you the slurs of my choice

[demogorgon-at-kfc]

Your both incapable at making chicken

[jasonsatburgerking]

someone come get your dog

[demogorgon-at-kfc]

Who's child is this?

[jasonsatburgerking]

im 33. im a grown man.

[demogorgon-at-kfc]

Tell that to your mother

[michaelsatburgerking]

@jasonsatburgerking WHORE

[jasonsatburgerking]

i work 40+ hours a week to pay my fucking rent and this is the thanks i get? fuck you. i hope you die

[michaelsatburgerking]

Im the reason you getting those hours boy! I get to call you the slurs of my choice

[demogorgon-at-kfc]

Your both incapable at making chicken

[jasonsatburgerking]

someone come get your dog

[demogorgon-at-kfc]

Who's child is this?

[michaelsatburgerking]

@jasonsatburgerking WHORE

[jasonsatburgerking]

i work 40+ hours a week to pay my fucking rent and this is the thanks i get? fuck you. i hope you die

[michaelsatburgerking]

Im the reason you getting those hours boy! I get to call you the slurs of my choice

[demogorgon-at-kfc]

Your both incapable at making chicken

[michaelsatburgerking]

You Are a chicken

[demogorgon-at-kfc]

Ok boomer

[michaelsatburgerking]

@jasonsatburgerking WHORE

[jasonsatburgerking]

i work 40+ hours a week to pay my fucking rent and this is the thanks i get? fuck you. i hope you die

[michaelsatburgerking]

Im the reason you getting those hours boy! I get to call you the slurs of my choice

[demogorgon-at-kfc]

Your both incapable at making chicken

[jake-park-from-statefarm]

By the request of @asklauriedstrode

I'ma have to beat @demogorgon-at-kfc it seems he's failed to get hook insurance and I don't take too kindly to people disrespecting

[demogorgon-at-kfc]

You fool

KFC has no health policy