Lock Up Your Grandpas

🐶Blaze. He/Him. 31 Years Old.🐶 🌸Occasional NSFW text+art🌸

[thepinkestpug]

"Look at all these hot boys!!" the youtuber says, pointing to a picture of 5 Miis with different color hair

[twyllodrus]

SER LYONEL "THE LAUGHING STORM" BARATHEON 𐂂 + wardrobe

[thepinkestpug]

Watching Scrooge playing a heel in the wrestling episode and having a great time playing a cartoonishly evil villain is 1. Hot and 2. Such a fun idea<3 I love watching him being silly and manic and obsessive and greedy<333

[thepinkestpug]

Fluctuating between having fun drawing new hyperfixation stuff and wanting to give up on drawing completely because it's been so long and I'm not particularly good at it and like... it's a dead fandom. Like what's the point idk

[thepinkestpug]

The way Scrooge says "Flinty" sounds so flirty to me I swear he does it on purpose.

[thepinkestpug]

The way Scrooge says "Flinty" sounds so flirty to me I swear he does it on purpose.

[shoomlah]

Some of my sprite sheets from Codename: WhoD'nit, a murder mystery visual novel set in the Myst/D'ni universe that Eric talked about during Cyan's State of the Union presentation last weekend! Fingers crossed we can revisit this someday, it was real dear to both Harrison and myself.

[glomgay]

･ﾟ✧ Stay GlomGay ✧･ﾟ

[thepinkestpug]

scribbly wip

[glomgay]

season three first episode: glomgold sends a note attatched to a rock through scrooge's window which just says "get out of my town" (a la 'get out of my school')

[thepinkestpug]

If sex is a race Glomgold wins every time<3

[atolitos-deactivated20191008]

Best friends :>

[thepinkestpug]

Stupid duck sandwich thoughts;

Literally being between them in bed and they keep trying to "subtly" one-up each other. Scrooge holds your hand. Glomgold wraps his arm around yours. Scrooge curls up to spoon. Glomgold buries his face into your neck. Scrooge kisses your neck. Glomgold starts licking and biting it. Scrooge tilts your chin up to kiss him. Glomgold yanks it back down to kiss with tongue.

And it just keeps escalating like that more and more until they're scowling and glaring and arguing while actively spit-roasting you.

[paunchpad]

scromgold commission for @glomgay!! LOVE them

[thepinkestpug]

Most self indulgent selfship nonsense ever BUT did'ja know that birds can uhhhhh... have multiple baby daddies at once?? They can have a clutch of eggs with different fathers at the same time???

.....so.........hypothetically............ my s/i could end up in a wacky situation where Scrooge and Flintheart both knocked him up.......

[thepinkestpug]

Oh shadduppppppp...

...

Just like. The idea of the both of these stupid cocky lusty old codgers fighting over him, overflowing all his holes~ Then he finds out he's egg-pregnant and both of those big stupid idiots are terrified of becoming fathers but they also wanna one-up the other so they become hyper competitive over who's the father and who'd be the better father because they want the legacy and the glory and the stupid ego-rush of "beating" the other....... until they find out they'd have to pay child support and suddenly they're trying to hype up the OTHER ONE as a great father...

Meanwhile I'm all stuffed and aching because I have both these moron's eggs cooking inside me and when they're eventually laid it's obvious they're two different egg-types from two different fathers and Scrooge and Flintheart are just. Awkwardly avoiding eye contact

.......also the fact that Glomgold named his fake son Sharkbomb is amazing and he'd 100% try to name his child that. This is unrelated to the kinky stuff above I just wanted to mention that.

[rylandsgrace]

This is cinema actually

[wizardarchetypes]

THE ALI FORESHADOWING LIKE SHE’S A WIZARD THEY’RE PREPARING TO FACE AND THEYRE WARNING US ABOUT HER LIKE BARDS.

ALI IMMEDIATELY LIVING UP TO THE BALLDS SUNG ABOUT HER.

THE FACT THAT ALL OF THEIR MAGIC COMBINED DIDN’T COUNTER HER SPELL

[bubobubosibericus]

Are you americans okay???

[punkahudsonia]

Everclear is what we have instead of universal healthcare.

[thepinkestpug]

Most self indulgent selfship nonsense ever BUT did'ja know that birds can uhhhhh... have multiple baby daddies at once?? They can have a clutch of eggs with different fathers at the same time???

.....so.........hypothetically............ my s/i could end up in a wacky situation where Scrooge and Flintheart both knocked him up.......