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Hotch and Reid in an office:

Hotch: okay Reid, what do we do when we have the urge to jump off a building or off the plane?

Reid: well, I can’t decide between YEET or PARKOUR

Hotch: NO REID, you call your therapist

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Reid and Morgan in a craft store

Reid: MORGAN!?

Morgan: yes Reid??

Reid holding up a pipe cleaner: do I really look like this?

Morgan: of course not

Reid: oh than-

Morgan: add nerdy glasses and dumb socks and you won’t be able to tell the difference

Reid: fuck you morgan

Emily laughing from behind

Morgan: Where did you come from!

Emily: yo-

Morgan: don’t say it

Emily running away: YOUR MOM

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Morgan: I do what I want!

Hotch: Morgan, I need you to do the reports on these cases

Morgan: no

Hotch: Morgan, it wasn’t a question

Morgan: fine….. dad >:(

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Prentiss: I deal with my trauma just fine

BAU team: …..

Prentiss: fine, maybe i have too many cats but they make me happy

Hotch: Emily, you have 57 cats, one more and you’ll run out of space in your apartment

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Rossi playing a game with the team: Here are the rules, I count to ten and in those 10 seconds you have to get out of my life

Reid: Or else?

Rossi: or else…… or else I will give you all first class tickets to the bermuda triangle myself

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Hotch- I was so exited to be a dad to Jack, but 5 other kids

therapist- I thought you only had jack?

Hotch- me too

Hotch:

Reid needs his crust cut off his sandwich

Garcia only eat rainbow foods

Emily has an unhealthy obsession with cats

JJ is taking 5 AP classes and never sleeps

Morgan is never around unless he needs his laundry done that he’s put off for 2 months

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Hotch in the briefing: I’ve told you guys a thousand ti-

Reid: 763 times actually

Hotch: fine Reid, “763 times”

Hotch: no more nerf gun wars in the bullpen

Rossi: yeah suckers, use your real guns, then the idiots will be off the team

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Spencer Derek and Emily getting arrested:

Hotch: JJ, look at those idiots, haha

JJ: THOSE ARE OUR IDIOTS

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spot the difference

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“ pipe cleaner with eyes”

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the BAU playing floor is lava

Spencer: jumps onto the floor

Emily: spins in a chair, not paying attention

Hotch: doesn’t play, but rolls his eyes at the team

Rossi: tries to push everyone off the desks

Derek: helps Penelope onto a desk

JJ: gets onto a desk calmly

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Hotch sleeping peacefully:

Emily: AARON!

*Hotch runs to the kitchen* : What is so important that you woke me up at 2 in the morning?

Emily: SPENCER ATE MY POPTARTS

Spencer: I DIDN’T KNOW THEY WERE HERS!

Hotch: I quit