Hell Hound Searching For Heaven

Name's Kane. You may have heard of me back East. Lone Wanderer? Does that ring a bell? No? Good! I'm just a simple man trying to make his way in the Wastes. No job too dirty or too immoral for my tastes. Just tell me when and where...oh and half up front. ((Independent Fallout 3/NV RP blog. Lone Wanderer. Non-Courier.))

[thepittfiend-blog]

<=3

[formerbravo-archived]

“Pfft, wiener, heh. But hey, I ain’t a coward. That’s just mean ta’ say.” She faked a pout, bottom lip protruding and eyes blinking wide. Though, a cheeky grin broke through, as well as a snorting laughter. “I wouldn’t make ya’ wear anythin’, ta’ be honest. Ya’ don’t need fancy clothes ta’ cook.” Before she can retort—or at least protect her sides—she shrieked and giggled loudly, body squirming and thrashing. “S-STOP, YOU JERK!”

[thepittfiend-blog]

"Oh I know it was. But, you know I'm a terrible liar." He giggled evilly and leaned down to blow a raspberry on her cheek as he continued his assault on tickling her sides and stomach as she tried to throw him off. "NEVER GIVE UP AND NEVER SURRENDER! I'LL STOP IF YOU ADMIT I CAN BEAT YOU IN A FIGHT! ADMIT IT!"

[formerbravo-archived]

-hums softly and rubs back-

[thepittfiend-blog]

/mumbles curses in different languages/

[caffeineandsarcasm-deactivated2]

She just closes her eyes and groans. 

[thepittfiend-blog]

“Oh don’t fret! I’m sure others don’t have them and I promise not to spread ‘em around!”

[caffeineandsarcasm-deactivated2]

“Someone sent it out to all of the ship, which means that someone probably sent it to someone off of the ship, which means in an hour it’ll be on the news.”

[thepittfiend-blog]

“…ah well…shit that’s not good at all. M-maybe it was Joker? Ask EDI about it? Maybe it was one of the other Commanders?”

[caffeineandsarcasm-deactivated2]

“Ack, I dunno. I’ll hunt them down and kill them, that’s all I know.”

[thepittfiend-blog]

"Can I have the corpse when you're done. For science that is."

[caffeineandsarcasm-deactivated2]

She just closes her eyes and groans. 

[thepittfiend-blog]

“Oh don’t fret! I’m sure others don’t have them and I promise not to spread ‘em around!”

[caffeineandsarcasm-deactivated2]

“Someone sent it out to all of the ship, which means that someone probably sent it to someone off of the ship, which means in an hour it’ll be on the news.”

[thepittfiend-blog]

"...ah well...shit that's not good at all. M-maybe it was Joker? Ask EDI about it? Maybe it was one of the other Commanders?"

[formerbravo-archived]

-kisses forehead and wraps arms around shoulders-

[thepittfiend-blog]

/buries head in further and hugs closer/

[caffeineandsarcasm-deactivated2]

She just closes her eyes and groans. 

[thepittfiend-blog]

"Oh don't fret! I'm sure others don't have them and I promise not to spread 'em around!"

[formerbravo-archived]

“Heh, yeah, your normal is kinda’ on the crazy end of my scale.” She snorted softly, rolling onto her side to peer up at him. “One day, we’ll both learn how ta’ cook. What do ya’ say?” His last remark only made her laugh more and she shook her head, fingers grasping the one he poked her with. “I highly doubt that. Remember, I’ve had my own trainin’ years ago. It’ll take more than a few tackles ta’ take me down.”

[thepittfiend-blog]

"I counter that by saying you are a wiener and a bit of a coward for thinking I'm crazy for I am one normal kind of guy!" He hummed in thought before adding, "I say we go for it, but I'm not wearing any fruity uniform. You can't make me." When she grabbed his finger, he narrowed his eyes at her and growled. "But, there is one thing you never expected me to know, Ms Montgomery, and that is that I know..." He launches himself onto her and begins tickling "...THAT I KNOW YOU'RE TICKLISH!"

[formerbravo-archived]

-pets hair-

[thepittfiend-blog]

/grumbles and rests head against/

[caffeineandsarcasm-deactivated2]

thepittfiend said: “You suuuure about that, Commander~?”

[caffeineandsarcasm-deactivated2]

“Oh God. Erm…yes?”

[thepittfiend-blog]

“You’re looking a bit red there~”

[caffeineandsarcasm-deactivated2]

“It’s erm…warm in here. Ah, you know, I think I should go.” 

[thepittfiend-blog]

“Oh no no…why not stay and let’s continue letting the awkward situation grow!”

[caffeineandsarcasm-deactivated2]

“…You did it, didn’t you? You sent them out!” 

[thepittfiend-blog]

"Hell to the no I didn't send them out! Although...I gotta say you got a quite a kink streak to ya."

[christian-b122]

thepittfiend said: “Catch fire…friction…potato…po-tah-to…anyways I felt like a goddamn pot roast!”

[christian-b122]

“Not me for sure. Typical rookie mistakes. They’ll make a jumper outta you yet.”

[thepittfiend-blog]

“I’m on leave right now. But, I already got my tattoo. Sarge says I’m not allowed to be alone with the explosives anymore, however…”

[christian-b122]

“Can’t say I’m very much surprised about that.”

[thepittfiend-blog]

"I'm rather fond of the rocket launcher and the sticky detonator. However, I've been advised that it's rather 'shit-for-brains' to carry both on an assignment."

[caffeineandsarcasm-deactivated2]

thepittfiend said: “You suuuure about that, Commander~?”

[caffeineandsarcasm-deactivated2]

“Oh God. Erm…yes?”

[thepittfiend-blog]

“You’re looking a bit red there~”

[caffeineandsarcasm-deactivated2]

“It’s erm…warm in here. Ah, you know, I think I should go.” 

[thepittfiend-blog]

"Oh no no...why not stay and let's continue letting the awkward situation grow!"

[thepittfiend-blog]

/whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine/

[formerbravo-archived]

-grumbles and huffs-

[thepittfiend-blog]

/high-pitched whine/

[christian-b122]

thepittfiend said: “Catch fire…friction…potato…po-tah-to…anyways I felt like a goddamn pot roast!”

[christian-b122]

“Not me for sure. Typical rookie mistakes. They’ll make a jumper outta you yet.”

[thepittfiend-blog]

"I'm on leave right now. But, I already got my tattoo. Sarge says I'm not allowed to be alone with the explosives anymore, however..."

[caffeineandsarcasm-deactivated2]

thepittfiend said: “You suuuure about that, Commander~?”

[caffeineandsarcasm-deactivated2]

“Oh God. Erm…yes?”

[thepittfiend-blog]

"You're looking a bit red there~"

[thepittfiend-blog]

formerbravo said: 

-squints-

/whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine/

[thepittfiend-blog]

So now that you are back does this mean a wedding is being planned?

"..."