I Put A Spell On You

My name is Breanna and I post what I like

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when we try to befriend cats we mimic their meows and get down on the ground to their level and try to gently coax them to interact with us right

that horrifying entity mimicking human noises at us maybe just thinks we’re cool and wants to pet us?

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had to draw it

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a few people pointed out that they probably wouldn’t understand what they were saying and just mimicking whatever sounds they happen to hear so I wanted to add this

[witche-nerd]

Varric appearing in yet another dragon age game:

[miyku]

Varric in DA4

[untimely-proposals]

Warden: You have to apologize to Alistair. Morrigan: Fine. Morrigan: ‘Unfuck you’ or whatever.

[nge24-1]

the inquisitor in da4 while solas is trying to trigger the apocalypse, apparently

[meltingangels]

[vulptilla]

[impossible-rat-babies]

i only want varric back if i can finally fucking kiss him on the mouth

[despicablemilf]

you're laughing. they chadified solas and you're laughing.

[knightenchanters]

Lmao I love how the romance options in dragon age origins are just:

Bog witch

Himbo

Assassin

Nun

[raeazure]

so a new dragon age trailer huh

[nge24-1]

with each new title dragon age gets funnier because the warden is objectively more powerful than all those protagonists and could benchpress any villain as their morning routine. but somehow this incredibly powerful figure with unbelievable political ties disappeared in the middle of nowhere, how convenient..... in any other universe this would be criticized to hell and back but we, as a fandom, are clowns first and foremost

[antiparticular]

I am literally begging whoever is in charge of the da4 devs to let them work at a normal pace.. please no crunch, or like 100 hour weeks. I’d be happy for it to come out a year late if it prevents the devs from being mistreated and pressured like that. not only would it make me happy that the game wasn’t a source of suffering for those creating it, but it’ll make a better game overall (so the people high up can get their good ratings or whatever)

look at cyberpunk 2077, the game developers were forced to work on an extremely tight schedule, which fucked up not only their mental health, but also the actual game. please please don’t let this happen to dragon age 4. the developers deserve better.

[sisterlelianas]

me: Bioware is not the same so i am trying not to get too invested in dragon age 4 because i'm scared of what my attachment to it will do to me in case it flops

a 6 second dragon age 4 teaser: hey!

me:

[higgity-heck]

JUST FUCKING WAIT UNTIL I GET YOU IN WALLOPING DISTANCE MOTHERFUCKER

[alltears]

where does your fave lie on the dragon age himbo venn diagram?