Robert

All the flowers, of all the tomorrows, are in the seeds of today.

[theplantr0bert]

Intro

Scenario: Robert Plant was forced to get this app by @redh0tfirecracker and @therealj1mmyp4g3. Along with that, he figured it would be a good way to interact with others.

Rules under the cut <3

I am NOT Robert Plant IRL. I will never say I am him, unless in character.

Anyone younger than 15 DNI. This blog will have adult themes, such as drug and alcohol use.

Head canons will be a big part of this blog! This is not supposed to be exactly how Robert Plant would act if he did get Tumblr.

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Other cool stuff:

I love roleplaying!! DMs are open <3

Robert has a crush on Jimmy Page, so if you see hints of that..yk.

Ask Box and DMS are open if you want to ask about a certain head canon or just general questions for Robert. OOC posts will be tagged accordingly, and if I need to speak OOC, it will look like this; ooc:

Have a great day!! :D

[theplantr0bert]

ooc/

GUESS WHO GUESSED THE PASSWORD TO THIS FUCKING ACCOUNT FINALLY

IM BACK BABY

[theplantr0bert]

ooc:

Sorry everyone!! I had to take a break from being online because my therapist said so 😔😔😔😔

BUT IM BACK NOW BABYY!!

[trecoolsdick]

Robert Plant Through the Years

1960s: everything is Peace and Love. corduroy pants and silk shirts. I Love Weed!!!! do these jeans make my dick look big? #MarriedMan. why Sing when you can S C R E A M.

1970s: sex sex sex sex Sex sex se x sexyS EX. look at my HAIR. somehow the jeans got tighter. tiddies out 24/7. brb going to my cabin to smoke some grass with my Not Gay guitarist. what if I just scream for the whole song? I CAN and WILL fuck your girlfriend . maybe your boyfriend too. lord of the rings series found bald. what if I orgasmed in front of thousands of people? I do cocaaaaaaiiiine!

1980s: depressed, but make it Synth Rock. my dick can finally breathe in these Mom Jeans. bisexual energies DETECTED. phil collins can eat my a$$. sorry I can’t hear you, my mullet is too big. what if I wore..... Hoop Earrings and LEATHER. butch daddy meets femme twunk. led zeppelin WHOMST????,,,

1990s: Gay Pirate Vibes Only. open vests and leather pants on stage Or Else. the next person to ask about a fucking reunion is gonna CATCH THESE HANDS. if anyone needs me I’ll be in morocco with my Not Gay guitarist from the other band I definitely wasn’t in for 12 years ok thx bye. HOT SLUT ALERT ITS ME IM HOT SLUT

2000s: rich cabana owner meets slutty essential oil and healing stone seller. yes I’m in my 50s approaching my 60s and YES I’m dtf whenever u are girl. I INVENTED the goatee you whore. OK FINE ILL DO THE FUCKING REUNION CONCERT ARE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS HAPPY NOW?????

2010s: slutty forest god vibes. grandpa I’d like to fuck vibes. hot aging rockstar vibes. it’s all about the tight tshirts and tight pants babey. yes I’m a septuagenarian and yes you can still see my dick through my jeans. I have my own podcast on Spotify now so you should be nice to me sweaty :) if you ask me about the band I definitely wasn’t in for 12 years I Will Kill You. your man wishes he had even a fraction of my BDE.

[definitelyjohnpauljones]

@theplantr0bert

[theplantr0bert]

:3

[therealj1mmyp4g3]

@theplantr0bert when’s our next date??

[theplantr0bert]

now

[b4d-m3dicine]

favorite type of bread?

people have favorites?

[theplantr0bert]

I like white bread

[federichika]

🕊Robert Plant

[thomyorke-enthusiast]

[vinceeneeil]

sorry for the hiatus, 'm back now !!!

how do we feel about the new theme btw

[therealj1mmyp4g3]

hi there!

[vinceeneeil]

hey, man !! seems like a lot of new people joined, that's cool

[therealj1mmyp4g3]

Yes! Robert joined @theplantr0bert and Jonesy may be joining soon, idk about Bonzo tho.....

[theplantr0bert]

👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻

[definitelyjohnpauljones]

guys...

[theplantr0bert]

YES YES YES YES

@therealj1mmyp4g3 HE GOT IT!!!!

[0-flowers-for-ophelia-0-deactiv]

THE SILK PANTS.... THE SHAKE

[therealj1mmyp4g3]

what is your favourite thing to do with your partner

We only just started dating, so probably cuddle <3

@theplantr0bert

[theplantr0bert]

Heheh

[theplantr0bert]

what is your favourite thing to do with your partner

I like cuddling and watching movies with him..other than that, he's a musical genius, so when we sit down to make music, it's just beautiful and I love spending time with him like that. :]

[therealj1mmyp4g3]

@theplantr0bert 😘😘

[theplantr0bert]

ehehehehehehe

[vinceeneeil]

sorry for the hiatus, 'm back now !!!

how do we feel about the new theme btw

[therealj1mmyp4g3]

hi there!

[vinceeneeil]

hey, man !! seems like a lot of new people joined, that's cool

[therealj1mmyp4g3]

Yes! Robert joined @theplantr0bert and Jonesy may be joining soon, idk about Bonzo tho.....

[theplantr0bert]

👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻

[lesl133-deactivated20240629]

COURTNEY LOVE?? MORE LIKE COURTNEY, LETS MAKE LOVE!!

[theplantr0bert]

@kurtcobain4real

How do you feel about this statement

[kurtcobain4real]

I use that line constantly and she hates it

[theplantr0bert]

Fair

[haywire-hetfield]

[lesl133-deactivated20240629]

COURTNEY LOVE?? MORE LIKE COURTNEY, LETS MAKE LOVE!!

[theplantr0bert]

@kurtcobain4real

How do you feel about this statement