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Rules under the cut <3
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@theplantr0bert
Intro
Scenario: Robert Plant was forced to get this app by @redh0tfirecracker and @therealj1mmyp4g3. Along with that, he figured it would be a good way to interact with others.
Rules under the cut <3
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GUESS WHO GUESSED THE PASSWORD TO THIS FUCKING ACCOUNT FINALLY
IM BACK BABY
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Sorry everyone!! I had to take a break from being online because my therapist said so 😔😔😔😔
BUT IM BACK NOW BABYY!!
Robert Plant Through the Years
1960s: everything is Peace and Love. corduroy pants and silk shirts. I Love Weed!!!! do these jeans make my dick look big? #MarriedMan. why Sing when you can S C R E A M.
1970s: sex sex sex sex Sex sex se x sexyS EX. look at my HAIR. somehow the jeans got tighter. tiddies out 24/7. brb going to my cabin to smoke some grass with my Not Gay guitarist. what if I just scream for the whole song? I CAN and WILL fuck your girlfriend . maybe your boyfriend too. lord of the rings series found bald. what if I orgasmed in front of thousands of people? I do cocaaaaaaiiiine!
1980s: depressed, but make it Synth Rock. my dick can finally breathe in these Mom Jeans. bisexual energies DETECTED. phil collins can eat my a$$. sorry I can’t hear you, my mullet is too big. what if I wore..... Hoop Earrings and LEATHER. butch daddy meets femme twunk. led zeppelin WHOMST????,,,
1990s: Gay Pirate Vibes Only. open vests and leather pants on stage Or Else. the next person to ask about a fucking reunion is gonna CATCH THESE HANDS. if anyone needs me I’ll be in morocco with my Not Gay guitarist from the other band I definitely wasn’t in for 12 years ok thx bye. HOT SLUT ALERT ITS ME IM HOT SLUT
2000s: rich cabana owner meets slutty essential oil and healing stone seller. yes I’m in my 50s approaching my 60s and YES I’m dtf whenever u are girl. I INVENTED the goatee you whore. OK FINE ILL DO THE FUCKING REUNION CONCERT ARE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS HAPPY NOW?????
2010s: slutty forest god vibes. grandpa I’d like to fuck vibes. hot aging rockstar vibes. it’s all about the tight tshirts and tight pants babey. yes I’m a septuagenarian and yes you can still see my dick through my jeans. I have my own podcast on Spotify now so you should be nice to me sweaty :) if you ask me about the band I definitely wasn’t in for 12 years I Will Kill You. your man wishes he had even a fraction of my BDE.
@theplantr0bert
@theplantr0bert when’s our next date??
favorite type of bread?
people have favorites?
I like white bread
🕊Robert Plant
sorry for the hiatus, 'm back now !!!
how do we feel about the new theme btw
hi there!
hey, man !! seems like a lot of new people joined, that's cool
Yes! Robert joined @theplantr0bert and Jonesy may be joining soon, idk about Bonzo tho.....
👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻
guys...
YES YES YES YES
@therealj1mmyp4g3 HE GOT IT!!!!
THE SILK PANTS.... THE SHAKE
what is your favourite thing to do with your partner
We only just started dating, so probably cuddle <3
@theplantr0bert
Heheh
what is your favourite thing to do with your partner
I like cuddling and watching movies with him..other than that, he's a musical genius, so when we sit down to make music, it's just beautiful and I love spending time with him like that. :]
@theplantr0bert 😘😘
ehehehehehehe
sorry for the hiatus, 'm back now !!!
how do we feel about the new theme btw
hi there!
hey, man !! seems like a lot of new people joined, that's cool
Yes! Robert joined @theplantr0bert and Jonesy may be joining soon, idk about Bonzo tho.....
👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻
COURTNEY LOVE?? MORE LIKE COURTNEY, LETS MAKE LOVE!!
@kurtcobain4real
How do you feel about this statement
I use that line constantly and she hates it
Fair
COURTNEY LOVE?? MORE LIKE COURTNEY, LETS MAKE LOVE!!
@kurtcobain4real
How do you feel about this statement