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Time Travel: Meeting My Parents

Characters: Jason Herbert, Emma Vanity, Garret Herbert, Ben Herbert

Universe: Harry Potter

Time: 6th Year and time travel to the 70's

Jason was sitting on the couch in the Slytherin common room just like any other day. He had one of the seventh year girls sitting next to him. Her name had already escaped his mind, but she was tall and blonde and easy on the eyes. He had his arm around her and was chatting her up as per usual. Every so often though, Jason would look towards the girls’ dormitory stairs, as if he was looking for something. Then he’d be brought back by the attention of the girl, was her name...Lucille..no, was it Hannah? He still couldn't remember. All he knew was that his hand was creeping up and under her shirt slightly as they talked quietly and closely with each other.

Garrett and Ben entered the Slytherin common room, open to those who can since the Durmstrung students were here for the weekend.

“Are you sure this is a good idea, Ben?” Garrett asked hesitantly.

“How would we ever get another chance?” Ben waved him off and they both entered. “Parents lie but they can’t lie now.” He smiled at Garrett. “Just have fun.”

Garrett nodded, feeling a bit better as they entered. “How easy do you think it be to find them?” He asked but there was no need for an answer because both their eyes fell on the Jason and the blonde girl next to him. “Is that-?”

“Not mom.” Garrett said, feeling slightly sick.

Jason had glanced up again to the girls’ dormitory stairs but looked back to the girl, only to feel someone staring at him. He looked over at the two boys that were now in the common room with them, and stared back. “Can we help you with something?” he asked a bit snarkily. “Why don’t you just take a picture of her, I’m sure it’d last longer,” he said, mockingly defending the girl he was sitting with.

“You are so sweet,” the girl smiled a bit brainlessly at him.

“I know,” he gave her his best fake charming smile and felt her sit closer to him, which allowed his hand to go even more under her shirt.

Garrett looked at his brother in disgust. “That can’t be- that’s not dad…” he shook his head.

Ben studied the girl for a second, surprised about this whole thing. “Uh- that isn’t… anyone we know… so… clearly not someone important… unless mother killed her.” Ben smiled at his brother but then frowned, disturbed that could be a possibility. “We’re from the other school, just trying to figure out what to do around here.” Ben gave a smile.

Jason wasn’t really paying attention to them, but the girl seemed to take some interest in them, so Jason sighed and looked at the two boys. “Oh, you’re from Durmstrang?” he tried to sound interested, but really he was getting a bit annoyed that these two guys were ruining his fun. “Well Slytherin is the best house here, but maybe you two should look at the great hall. Right now.” he looked at the door to the commons, and then looked up at the girls’ domitory steps again.

“Alright thanks…” Ben said, turning towards Garrett shrugging since he wasn’t sure what to do next. “Why does he keep looking up at the girls dormitory? Maybe we can find… mom at the pitch?”

“Maybe...let’s just go find mom. Dad is bothering me..” Garrett took his brother’s arm and started to move towards the door.

Suddenly they heard a girl walking down the steps which made Garrett and Ben look up at least briefly. The sound stopped once she was at the foot of the stairs.

“Herbert!” Emma screamed. “Must you annoy me when I first get out of bed, could you stand to make someone else's life miserable or do I have to stick Evan on you again?” Emma challenged.

Jason looked at Emma with mock concern. “Oh Vanity, I didn’t see you there. You know, I’d say that I would make your life miserable, but you’re not worth the time. Besides, your face makes anyone feel miserable every time you get out of bed,” he rolled his eyes at her. “Right, like having Rosier punch me in the face again is going to do anything. When will you learn that I’m used to it?” he felt the girl that was sitting next to him start to pull away.

“I should leave you be…” she looked down.

“No, stay. She’s just being annoying.”

“Heather get out of here!” Emma said sternly at the girl. “I would have thought you had better taste than Herbert, you know the rules of the dorm.” She said, putting her hand on her hips.

“Found mom.” Ben said, slowly. Both of them frozen in place at the sound of their parents yelling.

“Heather! That’s right!” Jason laughed a bit. “Vanity, I know this may be hard for you to do, but shove your nose out of my business. Okay?” he turned to Heather and held onto her hand.

“I’ll see you tonight?” she asked him a bit nervously.

“Sure,” he kissed her in front of Emma just to piss her off and then let her walk away.

“He doesn’t even know your name!” Emma called out after Heather then walked up to Jason, looking him up and down. “You know what’s funny, Herbert?”

“No, I don’t know. Is it your personality? Or lack of one?” he stepped a bit closer to her, looking pissed off as usual. He could never control himself when they were fighting.

Garrett just stared at the two of them, in shock that they were acting this way. “Ben...this doesn’t feel right..” he whispered. “They should be smiling. Why aren’t they smiling??”

“What is this?” Ben whispered.

“You’re” she touched his chest. “not in your Quidditch robes. Finally decided that you should just quit the team? No surprise after your last game.”

“My quidditch robes are in the locker room. I’m not in them yet, because I figured you and rosier need more time to fuck your brains out before practice so you can favor him AGAIN!” Jason poked her collarbone harshly. “some captain you are. Can’t stop sleeping with half the team!”

“Wh- Shut up! You slept with this whole school! Even the worthless ones- oh wait. They’re ALL worthless to you!” She screamed.

“Yeah! Well you were the most worthless of them all!” Jason yelled at her. “You were so fucking- GAH!” he threw his hands up in the air, unable to finish his sentence. He was beyond pissed at her. “I like my girls that I sleep with. Because at least THEY AREN’T PSYCHOPATHS!”

“I- I’m not a-!” She pushed him hard. “They’re all worthless to you and I’m happy that I’m the one you cared about the least because it makes me LOVE Rosier that much more!” She felt her cheeks grow red and was about to turn around.

“...” Jason was seething. “Don’t fucking use those words like you know what they even mean! You’re a heartless bitch just like the rest of them.” he turned a bit away from her. “I’ll see you on the quidditch pitch. I may or may not resign after today’s practice. Depends on if you’re still a raging bitch.”

“Why do you always do that! I LOVE him and you’re just going to have to accept it since you want to die all alone, which I hope you do so I don’t have to come down here watching you SNOG some girl every freaking morning!”

“You don’t LOVE him! You just want your fucking marriage and your fairytale husband. Well congrats! you found him! go fucking marry him already and leave the rest of us who want A LIFE alone! Go have your five hundred kids and your snobby balls. SEE IF I CARE!” Jason screamed at her.

“I can’t wait to marry him! He’s my favorit-” She turned around. “Who are you?”

Garrett was so stunned by the sudden turn of events, he didn’t realize she’d addressed him and Ben. “Uh...we’re Garrett and Ben. We’re from Durmstrang. It’s nice to meet you mo- I mean...miss.”

“Why are you just standing there?” Emma asked, sighing.

“We..just wanted to...uh-” Garrett looked at Ben for help.

“We’re going to… ask to go to Quidditch practice- Captain Herbert?” He said hopefully. “Vanity!”

Garrett hit his brother’s arm for the slip up. “We’re really good quidditch players. He’s a chaser, I’m a beater/keeper. Our uh- our mother taught us the game pretty well. We’d like to see you play.” he tried to gloss over the whole herbert fiasco he was sure was about to ensue.

“Herbert!” Emma said, exasperated. She looked at Jason. “Which slut that lets you touch her, did you tell you were the fucking captain?”

“I haven’t shared that lie yet!” Jason thought about it though. “That’s a good one though. I’ll have to use that some time. thanks for the idea Vanity.” He patted her shoulder. “You know, I’m also a chaser for the team. I could take you down to the pitch.” Jason looked at Ben.

Emma pushed him so hard that he fell onto the couch. “I’ll take that one then. Come on Keeper, maybe I can keep one of you sane.” She barely looked at Garrett or Ben her eyes still trained on Jason.

He landed on the couch and then flipped Emma off. “See you on the pitch captain.” he rolled his eyes at her and then got up to stand over by Ben. “So..which one are you again?” he asked Ben, unaware that one day in the future he’d ask his sons that on occasion.

“Don’t you DARE say you’re a Captain of anything!” She looked at both of them. “Yeah, which is which?”

Garrett couldn’t help but smile a bit, since this was just what their parents used to do when they were little. “I’m Garrett...that one’s Ben.” he pointed to his brother. “He’s the Chaser. I’m the keeper.”

“Keeper? Okay. Come with me.” Emma said walking but then she looked at Jason. “I am not going to be fucking Rosier so come down to the pitch before I ruining your night by telling Heather literally anything!”

“Alright! I’ll be down there! Hold onto your hippogryff!” Jason rolled his eyes at Emma and then walked over to Ben. “So...that’s the captain. She sucks, right?”

Ben froze. “Uh- yeah I guess.” Ben said putting his hand on his neck. “She didn’t seem too bad...though.”

“Didn’t seem too bad? Are you blind? Sure, she looks great naked, but she’s horrible! she has no respect, and she’s just. She’s Vanity.” he shuddered and then looked at Ben. “You know, I have an uncle named Ben. It’s funny, you kinda look like him a bit…” but then he shook it off. “Whatever..”

“Naked…” Ben said, shaking slightly. “I- oh must be the pureblood thing, right. I am Irish… and German.”

“What’s the matter with you? Never seen a naked girl?” he punched Ben lightly in the shoulder and laughed. “Irish? Me too. Do you know the Blakes at all? It’d be cool to know someone at Durmstrang who knows them.” he walked with Ben out of the commons and to the quidditch lockers.

“Yeah. I think so. A bit.” Ben said, laughing slightly but freaking out. Now that he had the chance to ask questions he couldn’t ask anything. “Do that often?” He managed to say.

“Do what often? See a girl naked? Sure. Why not?” Jason continued to walk with Ben, and put his arm around Ben as if he were guiding him. “You see Ben, my philosophy is to sleep with whoever I want, whenever I want because I can. I’m not in a relationship with some pansy ass girl who keeps trying to smother me. It’s so much more fun this way.”

“Have you ever dated a girl?” He asked tentatively. Weren’t they in love? They promised us…

“Yeah..I dated Vanity for...like a year and a half. She woudln’t shut up about marriage though, so I broke it off. She was always going off about wanting a husband, and having...kids.” he shuddered. “I’m only sixteen, I want to enjoy life. Can’t do that when you’re married.”

“You don’t want… kids? Couldn’t you do that with… Vanity?” Ben said, not realizing how weird this was going to be.

“Me? Have kids? Look at me!” Jason gestured to himself. “I’m not the kind of person who should be a father. My father sucks, I don’t want to be like him. Besides, I have other things I want to do with my life.” he looked at Ben with disgust. “You want me to think...about touching her again? What, did she pay to you talk to me or something? Is this some kind of prank again? I swear to Merlin, if this is a prank, I’m going to get her again!”

“No, no! Just- I don’t know. Seems weird to me.” He shrugged. “So what do you do at Hogwarts?”

“I do girls. I drink...uh...oh, you should meet my best friend later. Axton. He’s fun too.” Jason nodded his head and laughed. “He’s probably a bit hungover today, though I am too I guess.” he shrugged. “You can also do homework if you want to...or sneak out. Uh- I spend a lot of time in my room…” he left it at that. he didn’t want to tell just anyone that he wrote music. “What about you? You do anything fun at Durmstrang?”

“Sex, drugs, alcohol.” Ben said, a bit nervously since he was still talking to his father. “Obviously. Lot of Quidditch but my brother is more obsessed. Captains.”

“Nice, sounds like you know how to have fun. You’d fit in with Slytherin.” he patted Ben on the back. “Captains are the worst. Axton is a captain and he’s always trying to beat my team. Vanity’s even worse though. I swear, one time she punched a wall when we lost.”

“Punched a wall?” Ben asked, amused.

“Yeah it was during fifth year..I had to convince her to go to Pomfrey. She’s so fucking stubborn sometimes. I swear…” Jason stopped talking. “That was a long time ago though.”

“You took her to Pomfrey? That’s nice.”

“Yeah. I can be nice sometimes. I’m not always a complete asshole, no matter what others might tell you about me.” he sounded a bit defensive. “Anyway...how are you liking Hogwarts? If you’re bored later tonight, there’s a party going on with Slytherin.” he offered.

“Oh, and I can come?”

“Yeah sure, that’s why I mentioned it. You can bring your uh- is he like your twin brother or something?”

“Yeah twins. We’re a bit different but only in personality. I’m like a minute older which is better.”

“You two are practically identical. I bet your parents forget who is who.” he laughed. “Do you have any other siblings? Or just uh- what’s his name. I can’t remember it.” the were almost to the quidditch lockers.

“His name is Garrett and we have a younger sister… Juliet.” He said hesitantly. “Is there something I can wear? Maybe a broom?”

“Juliet? Nice name. I’ve got a little sister too. Her name is Jules.” he said just before they entered the quidditch lockers. “She’s only five, but she’s cool.” he went to his locker and handed Ben some extra padding. “You can use some of my things. We’re practically the same build. So they should fit pretty well. As for brooms...we have spares in the closet over there…” he pointed to the large broom shed.

Ben nodded.

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Emma pulled Garrett out and then she looked at him. “He’s awful, that prat. Trust me that you’ll never treat anyone like that, Garrett.”

“Yes mom- Ma’am.” he said quietly. “I don’t think anyone has to worry about me treating a girl poorly though..” he said a bit awkwardly.

“Oh well that’s good then. So Keeper? What else then?”

“I’m also a beater, but not as good as keeper. I’m the captain of my team though. I have a lot of good plays up my sleeves. I keep around a playbook for when I get ideas.” he seemed proud of that. “Quidditch feels like my life.”

“You do?” Emma said brightly. “So do I!” She said laughing.

“Yes! I write in it all the time!” He was so enthusiastic about his play book. “Ben makes fun of me all the time. Calls me a toughest captain of them all. It’s not my fault I want to win.” Garrett felt weird talking to his mother like this though. “Speaking of wanting to win...what are you going to do if uh- that guy resigns? Is he really that bad of a player?”

“I- oh Jason? He’s nothing.” Emma said, frowning. “Actually between you and me, I have to say he would be missed but… I can’t help it, I can’t live with his fighting! And he hates my boyfriend.”

“I could tell...it sounded like you two um..have problems?” Garrett could’t find the right word. “I have a friend. um- Ryan. He’s always fighting with his ex-boyfriend at h-durmstrang.”

“He is?”

“Yeah. It’s pretty annoying actually. Seeing him talking to his ex all the time. But um- I mean they never fight like you and uh- Jason was it? No. Not at all that intensely heated.” Garrett wanted to know what happened to make his parents seem to hate each other so much.

“He hates me. He hates me so much.” She frowned. “I still don’t get it.. they’re dating?”

“Ryan and his Ex aren’t dating. He’s uh- well he told me he wants to date me. But I’m not sure.” Garrett shrugged. “You and Jason- it sounded like you two dated though. What was that like?”

“Wait so how does that work? Why would you want to- he’s a boy? I mean… I’ve kissed girls but- you can have a kid with them?” She looked at Garrett confused.

“Ryan um...yeah he’s a boy. I haven’t kissed him. I mean, not really kissed him or anything. I don’t know what to think...I shouldn’t have said anything. It’s weird..” Garrett hadn’t even admitted to his mother that he was considering dating a boy, and yet he could easily tell teenage Emma.

Emma shrugged. “Well do what you want. Life is short. Just don’t be a slut.” Emma said, wagging her finger at him. Weird though. “Yeah, Jason… well it was for a year and half- first serious thing but now he’s completely mental. Can’t deal with the fact the future is coming… I won’t marry him anyway.” She frowned.

“I’ll consider it..” Garrett smiled a bit. “I won’t be a slut though. My father always tells us that we should respect women..and I guess guys for me.” he looked at Emma and patted her shoulder sympathetically. “Who knows..maybe he’ll change? Boys are funny like that.”

“Your father sounds amazing.” Emma said, “I wish my hus- well he will be.” Emma smiled. “Evan is quite the catch, do you know the Rosiers?”

“Uh...I might have heard their names once or twice…” Garrett rubbed the back of his neck. “So, do you really think Rosier is- the one? Have any doubts...at all? any?” Garrett couldn’t believe this. His mother and father weren’t even in love! They weren’t even semi-together. Why was his mother with someone else? She should be with his father! It’s the way they’d always been…

“Never have doubts.” Emma said but looking at Garrett… he did kind of look like Jason. “Sometimes.” She admitted. “But I will soon have a ring, it’s a great name. Great guy.”

“I don’t know..Rosier just doesn’t sound as good as Herbert. But that’s my opinion. I guess I just like to be higher up in the alphabet..” Garrett shrugged. He was always going to be a herbert. His mother would always be a Herbert to him. It was so odd to think that she could have ended up as a Rosier.

“How do you kno- Oh yeah. Right well. Emma Rosier sounds better than Emma Herbert anyway. Though you can take a crack at him.” She said sweetly. “Want to see some of my plays? Maybe we can collaborate?”

“Uh- no...I wouldn’t be interested in Jason...he’s not my uh- he’s not my type.” Garrett shook his head vigorously. Only in the past would his mother suggest that he try to get with his father. Ugh. “Sure! I’d love so see your plays.” but then Garrett faltered. Most of his plays he had gotten as inspiration from the 1990 quidditch cup. “Uh...I’ll just see your plays. My playbook is back at home.”

“They didn’t let you bring it? Figures. It’s like a dictatorship around here. Help me a bit would be nice though, prove that you’re a good Captain, right? I’ll take you back to my lockers.” She said walking towards it.

“The captain’s locker? I’d love to see that..” Garrett had seen it for the past two years at school. He was an exceptional captain. But he was getting the chance to see it when it was his mother’s.

“Captains in Hogwarts get to change so much about it, every Captain has it different. What is it like at your school?”

“Oh uh...we have captain’s quarters too. Mine’s really nice. I just, I wanted to see the Hogwarts one.” he said a bit sheepishly. “Has anyone else seen your captain’s locker?” he asked, innocently enough.

“Yeah- oh uh… well we’re not supposed to but once upon a time I trusted that Herbert fellow, I allowed him in.” She frowned.

“Oh..so uh..I’m guessing. Yeah..” Garrett felt a bit awkward asking his teen mother about her sex life with his father. “No worries here. I won’t be interested in uh- any of that.” he shook his head and then slapped himself in his mind.

“I wonder- well when I showed him he said it was… well that it showed a lot about me. Maybe he was just saying that to sleep about me though?”

“You never know. He doesn’t seem all that heartless to me.” Garrett prompted as they walked closer to the Captain’s lockers.

She snorted. “What?”

“I just mean that...when you two were...arguing...well I’ve never seen two people argue like that before. It was very...heated?” he didn’t know the right word. Merlin, he was trying to set up his mother and father! “No one argues like that unless they care..”

“I don’t think so Garrett. You’re a nice kid, but he hates me. He wouldn’t make me… watch those girls… all over him all the time if he didn’t. He hasn’t even tried to speak with me alone in weeks… he use to try.”

“Well...like I said. Boys are stupid. I should know. My brother Ben, he’s always sleeping with some girl! But I know he really likes this one girl above all the others. He’s always staring at her, arguing with her about the boys she’s with. Sometimes I want to shove them in a room and just make them kiss already. But- that’d be awkward. Aunt L- well our pseudo Aunt would be pissed since it’s her daughter.”

“Aunt L?” Emma said curiously but then she smiled. “Well… I mean it’s nice that you think that… but I don’t think Jason and I are the same. How could I tell?” She looked at him, frowning slightly.

“If he apologizes to you in any way...you’ll know,” Garrett sounded confident.

“Why are you so sure?” She asked, curiously.

“I guess I’m just a bit of a romantic?” Garrett shrugged. “But um- we should get ready for quidditch. Can’t wait to play with your team!”

Emma smiled. “You can meet my boyfriend. We’re almost there-” She said pointing to the Quidditch Locker Room. “There.”

“meet...your boyfriend...okay.” Garrett walked behind Emma to the lockers and couldnt believe what he was seeing. He was literally with people his age that were the parents of all his friends at Hogwarts. “woah…” he said.

Emma smiled and then opened the door to the room only to see Ben and Jason already in there.

“Ugh. I thought you were going to quit. “

Jason turned around and rolled his eyes at Emma. He smirked at her. “Why would I quit when I can stay on the team and annoy you endlessly? That sounds like a lot more fun.” he took off his shirt and put on his quidditch shirt instead.

“You’re a jerk.” Then she looked at Garrett and shrugged saying clearly that they won’t be able to get along. She pointed towards one of the lockers. “You and your brother can get some extra of EVAN’s uniform.” Shaking her head at Jason because he won’t share.

“That’s not neccessary. Ben’s already using some of MY quidditch things. Garrett can use some too. Because I’m not a BITCH.” Jason opened his locker and took out some more padding and passed them to Garrett. “Rosier isn’t their build anyway. He’s too scrawny.”

Garrett looked at his brother, a bit concerned over their parents’ hatred for each other.

“You’re being hateful again, Rosier isn’t scrawny, he’s build. Trust me, I think I have compared both your bodies enough.” Emma said, smirking.

Ben looked at Garrett like he was about to die. He did not want to hear that. Maybe this wasn’t a good idea.

“Sure, favor him. Like you ALWAYS do.” Jason finished putting on his quidditch things and slammed his locker shut. “I’ll tell you one thing, your boyfriend doesn’t know how to live. I heard he’s not even going to the party tonight.” he picked up his broom and looked at Emma coldly. “He’s leaving you alone, again. Hope you get used to that.” he felt bitter inside. Extremely bitter.

“That’s because he’s busy! Has no time for your stupid little party and news flash, he doesn’t like you very much, does he?” She countered. “Because there is nothing about you to like and-” The she heard what he said. She twitched and frowned. “I-” She felt the tears almost flow out as she went to go grab her broom.

Garrett couldn’t help but stare at Emma’s broom… wow. It looks so much newer.

“You’re- that’s horrible.” Emma said, both of them knowing that it was only upsetting because it could be true. “He… would never.”

“Yeah...well...it’s your life not mine.” Jason was ready to go. He looked at Ben and Garrett, ignoring that he could tell Emma was about to cry. “I’ll see you on the pitch, Captain..” and he walked out.

Garrett looked at his brother as he saw their father walk out on their mother. It was sad to see this all unfold. It felt like the image he’d built up of his parents always being in love was shattered. “Ben, can I talk to you before we play quidditch,”

“Yeah… of course.” Ben said, nodding slowly.

“You’re a jerk.” She mumbled, letting the door close behind her as she went into her quarters, forgetting the promise she made to Garrett.

“Ben….I think they hate each other..I was talking to mom and she’s deluded herself into thinking Uncle Evan is going to be her husband!” Garrett sounded shocked.

“Garrett, I don’t think dad is much better…” He said frowning. “I know they told us this was bad… but how could it be this bad?”

He shook his head frowning. “I don’t know...whenever I pictured them saying they fought, I thought it’d be like when we’re at home and dad does something stupid.” he looked around at the lockers and then at the quidditch pitch door. “We could try to get them back together?”

“She was crying and father didn’t even give another glance… he was on another women this morning!” Ben said, a bit outraged. “This is just not right.”

“Maybe we should just...go home..” Garrett sighed and sat down on the bench by the lockers. “...unless...we could go to that party. Uncle Evan won’t be there.”

“We can see if they’re… different with a party… I mean… we know they are married… we didn’t fuck that up…” He shrugged.

“You’re right. They’re still married. They’re still our mom and dad.” Garrett stood up and hugged his brother. “There’s still hope for them!”

Ben smiled and hugged his brother back. “Maybe we shouldn’t practice with them…”

“Then what should we do? Just wait out for the party?” Garrett looked at the captain’s quarters and then at Ben. “Or should we cheer up mom?”

“Can we cheer mother up?”

“I think we can. We have before. Why should this time be any different?” Garrett started to walk towards the captain’s quarters.

“Uh okay?” Ben look unconvinced.

Garrett was about to knock on the door but then he stopped. “We can’t cheer her up...we’re not dad, and we’re not her kids yet. She’d just get freaked out, or think one of us wants to get in her pants..” he sighed and looked at his brother. “Want to just wait for the party then?”

Ben nodded. “Yeah. Do you think dad can?”

Suddenly the door swung open, Emma without a trace of crying, full in her uniform angrily came out of her room. It was the scary version of mom, and younger, which was almost more frighten. (Possibly because the war hadn’t soften her yet and she still naive enough to think she can get away with everything.) “Come on, let’s practice you two. Herbert and I will see what you’re made off and I’m not even going to pretend to go easy on him.” Her eyes were focused on the door and she didn’t even look at them as she walked out.

Garrett looked scaredly at his brother and gulped. “Yup...that’s our mom…” he quickly reached for the quidditch pads and looked at the broom cupboard. “Do you think she’s going to kill dad?” he asked as he passed Ben a broom.

“Probably. Let’s go watch.” Ben said, smiling slightly as he ran out.

Garrett was close behind his brother as he ran out with him to the pitch. It was odd as he looked at the Slytherin team in front of him. He stopped dead in his tracks. “Ben...Ben…” he whispered. “I just realized...most of these people are dead…” he pointed towards Regulus Black, whose picture his mother had shared. “That guy, I think he’s dead too..” he pointed towards one of the Lestranges. “or at least in azkaban..”

“Dead?” Ben replied. “Woah.”

“Get them, Reg.” Emma shouted as Regulus came over to them with a smile, apologized for Emma and showed them what they’d be doing today which was mostly with Herbert and Emma.

Garrett looked like he was in quidditch heaven. He smiled at his brother and looked like a fangirl for quidditch practice. “Ben, this is. so. Awesome!”

“Yeah, great.” But he couldn’t stop looking at his father. He was watching Emma, wasn’t he? So doesn’t this mean… He smiled at Garrett though.

Jason was standing as far from Emma as he could, but he couldn’t stop looking over at her. He knew that she was pissed at him. He’d gone too far this time. In the back of his head, he knew he was going to have to make up for this somehow…

Emma glanced at him as much as she could while still keeping Evan busy. The new kids weren’t horrible.

Garrett was having the time of his life. He was excited for the plays that he was being shown. He hadn’t seen classic moves like this in a long time, and he thought about bringing them back once he and Ben were in their own time.

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With quidditch practice over, Jason headed to the lockers quickly, taking off his sweaty clothes and changing back into clothes that would be acceptable at a party. He looked across the room to Emma’s door, but he knew she was still mad at him. It was evident during practice when she made him do plays that he hadn’t done before, and expected perfect results the first time around. Sighing to himself, Jason looked at Ben and Garrett, who seemed to just be standing there. “Well what are you two doing? Aren’t you coming to the party?”

“You did horrible Herbert, like always.” Emma said coming out while people were still coming. She was completely dressed for a party, make up perfect and her clothes no where in sight. “I’ll see you tonight, I need to have some fun. Hopefully tonight will be my lucky night and you’ll finally die from all those things you consume. Say hi to Heather from me.” Emma sneared and without looking at any of them she left.

“Oh- yeah…” Ben said, shaking his head a bit miffed after he saw his mother like that.

“...well..whatever Vanity!” Jason watched her walk away and shook his head. “Fucking- she’s winning…” he tried to shake her out of his head and then looked at Ben and Garrett. “Come on, let’s go…” he looked a bit frustrated.

“Right.” Ben said and Garrett and Ben followed behind him.

“The party is in the common room, since it’s Slytherin only. You two are from Durmstrang though, so it counts. You look like Slytherins anyway.” he lead them to the common room and then looked back at them. “Hey uh- sorry you had to see all that fighting and stuff..”

“Its no problem… damn you guys really have it out for each other. What’s so great about this Evan guy, anyway?” Ben aked.

“He’s not great. The only thing great about him is that he’s not me apparently.” Jason rolled his eyes. “He’s a prick is what he is. An uptight, anger management counselor’s dream, prat.”

“She’s only dating him because he isn’t you?” Ben said, looking at Garrett like “see!”

“Oh, not to mention he’s got more money, a better name, and he is also looking to be stuck in a dead ended marriage that won’t amount to anything. Match made in heaven, right?” he rolled his eyes. “I swear, tonight I’m gonna get wasted, because nothing else has been good today.”

Garrett looked at Ben and realized that this was probably why people gave their father weird looks.

“What about Heather?” Garrett asked the slightly crazed Jason.

“Huh? what about her?” Jason didn’t sound very phased. “Oh...you mean that girl from this morning? Eh- I don’t know. She was hot this morning, but the girls here will be drunker.”

Ben looked at Garrett like holyshit I know why mom gets so mad when dad drinks now.

“Sounds good, uh- Jason.”

“If one of you wants her, go ahead. I think tonight I’m gonna...fly solo.” In truth Jason wanted to just get drunk, and then go up to his room and write another piece of music. Maybe apologize to Emma when he was drunk enough.

Garrett just shrugged his shoulders at Ben, not sure what the heck was going on with their Dad. “This is so weird…” he whispered to Ben, just before they entered the Slytherin Common Room to a giant party.

“Wow, Emma makes the practice go on even though the party had already started?” Ben said, looking at Garrett like looks like we know where you get it.

Jason walked into the commons and headed straight for the drink table. When he had downed at least three glasses of firewhiskey, he looked around the room, seeing if there was anyone that caught his eye...or Emma...he still needed to apologize to Emma.

“We should split up. I’ll find mom, you stick with dad?” Garrett offered.

Ben nodded and followed Jason, getting a drink next to him and just glancing at him to see what he’s going to do.

Emma wa already drinking on the corner, talking to a rather nice Slytherin who seemed to get closer and closer to her, his hand almost on her leg.

Garrett swooped in with no time to lose. “Mom- I mean...Emma! Hey! I wanted to thank you for letting me come to quidditch today. It was a lot of fun.” Garrett wedged himself between the boy and Emma and then looked back at the boy waving him off.

Emma couldn’t help but giggle. “Sure, Garrett. Bye Rabastan, we’ll talk later.” Emma winked.

“what are you doing with him? You shouldn’t be hitting on other guys! What about da- I mean...uh...what’s his name?” Garrett sounded a bit panicked and looked over at Ben to see how he was doing with their dad.

Jason was drinking yet another bottle of firewhiskey, and looked at Ben who was sitting next to him. “what are you...doing here? shouldn’t you be hitting on some girl? Wait..that’s me.”

Ben was fumbling a bit with his drink, just at how weird this was. He drank a bit before he smiled back at Jason. “Right, I don’t know about that. I was actually hoping you’d help be a bit with the ladies- I’m good but not as good as you. I’ll keep the drinks come to you?” Ben said, secretly excited about the fact that he gets to see his father drunk like this. Ben looked at Garrett and smiled.

“Oh, Garrett. I have a boyfriend, flirting is harmless with Rabastan it’s just nice to feel appreciated and Rabastan has a way to make you feel his focus is on you.” She smiled. “But you seem like better company.” She looked around the party quickly for Jason but then went back.

“M-me? Better company? Uh-...what makes you think that?” Garrett was a bit worried what his mother was implying.

Jason looked at Ben and smiled. “Sure bro, I can show you the ropes. Pick a girl and I’ll show you how it’s done.”

Ben looked at Garrett and mom and then frowned. “Uh- Emma? She’s… hot.” Ben said, cringing. His mother was of course beautiful… but hot that wasn’t a word he used… just- oh gosh.

Emma took a big sip of her drink and giggled at Garrett. “You’re good at Quidditch. I’d love to talk to someone about strategy. I feel like my plays are a bit … ahead of there game you did well out there, better then your brother but still both of you are fantastic!”

“You want me to help you by picking up Vanity?” Jason looked questioningly at Ben and then finished his drink. “Alright, I think I’m drunk enough for this.” in truth though Jason had just touched the surface of being drunk. He was only buzzed. He got up and looked at Ben. “Are you coming?” he started to walk over towards Emma.

Garrett smiled at Emma. “Oh no, your plays are cutting edge. I’d say that they’d be considered classic by say...1992.” Garrett laughed. “But uh- speaking of fantastic...I think I see someone walking over towards you..” he looked at his brother and mouthed “oh my merlin, she’s drunk” to Ben.

“Thanks Garrett!” Emma said, hugging him. “I love your name by the way, it’s wonderful.” She giggled when he said someone and looked over to see Jason and Ben, to hide the fact that she was happy to see Jason coming towards her she waved to Ben. She started fixing her hair.

Ben looked at Garrett, read his lips and shook his head. Ben might have done something bad. Why is she waving? He waved back sheepishly.

“Hey Vanity, nice to see you waving at my new buddy here.” Jason sat right next to her and leaned on his arm so that he was closer to her. “I told him I’d show him how to talk to girls tonight since I have nothing better to do.” he hoped she’d see that he wasn’t with what’s her name...holly? no…

“No Heather?” Emma said, grinning and patted the seat next to her. “Well come sit here then. Ben, I’d love to help you. Anything to help dating.” Emma said smiling to Jason. “I can show Ben how to avoid a break up- unless you just want to hook up?” She said, looking at Ben.

Ben looked at Garrett then back at all of them and just stuttered, silently pleading for Garrett to help him talk.

“You know Vanity, that’s your problem, we’re just trying to help him and you have to make him think about break ups. He just wanted me to talk to you. Why are you like this?” Jason put his arm around Emma nonchalantly.

“No problem. Impress me Herbert.” Emma said. “And if you show me your Quidditch skills you’re already failing.” She stuck his tongue out at him though since she was pretty drunk.

“You know what? I think I’m going to play the ‘honest’ approach.” Jason still had his arm around Emma and scooted closer to her. “You do look nice tonight. Heather looks hotter, but she’s got not personality and she’s blonde. Fake blonde. You’re real, and for one minute I’d like for you to shut up.”

Emma frowned at this but let her hand dangled between them. “Well, I don’t expect to look hotter than Heather to you. I understand that hotness is someone’s willingness to sleep with you and clearly I’m not a prize anymore. I have a ring.” Emma frowned for a second, just enough for Ben to catch it. “But I’ll shut up for a minute since you asked so nicely.” She looked him in the eye.

“You know what? I don’t care if you have a ring. I don’t care that you’re with Rosier, because tonight, I’m going to win you back just to prove that I can.” Jason let his hand dangle next to Emma’s. “I’d like to start apologizing for my actions, by asking you for a dance.” he used that fake sincere voice he used to use on her at balls all the time.

Emma felt her heart race at the mention of winning her back, clearly her favorite thing was declarations of wanting her affection but… sometimes when Jason said things like that… even when followed up with just to prove it… it was worth it in her mind. She’d play the memory over and over again before she fell asleep sometimes as a little secret from everyone that she’d think about him like that. She pushed her hand against his and the fake sincere voice broke the spell a bit. She cleared her throught. “Do you see this, Ben? Girls don’t want to be treated like an angel so a slight rejection, a reminder that he can find another girl but then bringing it back as if you’re still their first choice… it makes a girl feel special. It’s easy to say that if the boyfriend they talk about… if they’re not here then it makes sense for the boy to use them against you…” She couldn’t stop looking at Jason though. “The voice he’s using is… not his real sincere voice… Jason wouldn’t waste his time using that on a girl he was just… picking up.” She gave him a smile and let her hand entwine with his. “But since I’m a lady and I’m in the mood to be helpful to the school to the north… I accept your dance.”

Garrett looked at Ben like “what the fuck?” and then stared at his parents in their twisted drunken game.

Jason took Emma away from the table and brought her close to him as he started to dance with her, his hand on her waist. “Way to overanalyze the play, Vanity.” he said in her ear.

“I’m trying to help.” Emma said loud enough for the boys to here. “Now you’re being a bit unfair… you know how I melt when yo- anyone whispers in my ear.” She said softly pulling him closer not to be undone.

“I didn’t realize that that melted you.” Jason smirked at her. “I know that you like your neck kissed, you like to wear the same Jasmine perfume every morning, you were jealous of Heather this morning, which is why I’m not with her right now, and I know that I went too far today…” he said all of this quietly and in her ear. “I shouldn’t have said that.” he kissed the side of her head and then continued to dance with her.

“It does.” Emma said. “Does this mean you don’t like my Jasmine?” Emma said, slightly teasing. She pulled him closer and put her head on his shoulder. “You did went too far and… thanks for… for not being with her.” She nodded and held his hand tighter. “You shouldn’t have.” She said, realizing it really bothered her.

“He kissed the side of her head!” Ben said, nudging Garrett.

“that’s a good sign..” Garrett nudged Ben back.

“I think your Jasmine smells...decent.” Jason pulled their hands in between them as they continued to dance closer together.

Noticing there hands she smirked. “Sorry, was I too close?”

“...” Jason tried to play it cool. “Well...I just didn’t want to do something we’d regret..” Jason continued the dance. “How are things with Rosier? Going super smooth and romantically perfect I guess?”

“Who says I’m not already regretting this dance?” Emma asked, raising her eyebrows. “We’re… we’re doing fine. He’s a perfect gentleman. He…” Emma couldn’t bring up words and just let herself shrugged with a smile.

“Uh...great I suppose..” Jason brought her in closer to him, wrapping his arms around her waist. “You know…” he couldn’t say it. “...I’ve never kissed a girl with a ring on her finger,” he laughed jokingly at her.

“Oh so now we’re allowed to be closer?” Emma asked, but not minding. “We both know that’s a lie.” She whispered quietly, smiling at him and letting her face buried into his neck for a second, willing herself to miss the way Jason smelled.

“Okay...that’s a lie…” Jason leaned his head against hers when she buried her face in his neck. “But you know...I’ve kind of wanted to kiss you since seeing you in this outfit.”

“While in the Quidditch locker rooms?” She asked.

“Yeah..” he admitted.

“You’re so easy to get going. There is just something about my hair up that you love, isn’t there? Something about my neck…” She said, giggling slightly.

“True...there is something about your neck,” he smiled at her and leaned his head down a bit closer to her neck. “I just can’t remember what it is..”

Emma sucked in her breath. “I- I don’t know.”

“I remember..” he said as he lightly kissed her neck, just below her ear. Merlin- what was wrong with him? Damn it...she smelled great tonight.

“We shouldn’t-” But they can. Hoping he can smell the bluebells she added. “I know you wanted this since you told me Evan wasn’t coming… you keep tabs on him…”

“Well last time he wasn’t around was three weeks ago..” Jason remembered the last time that they’d gotten like this and then pretended it never happened. For some reason, this was their new thing.

“And we… spent the whole night talking… just talking.” Emma smiled, cleaning meaning something.

“It was a pretty decent talk…” Jason said against her neck. He then skimmed his nose across her cheek and was so close to her lips. “...we shouldn’t...do this…” but clearly he wanted to.

“Oh merlin.” Emma said low, her eyes watching his lips. So close. “You- we can’t… Evan really does… know everyone… we can… find… a place to talk… why do you do this to me?”

“I don’t know...I guess sometimes I can’t get you out of my head..and I want to make it up to you for being so rude today…” his lips were so closer to hers. “There’s a couch in the corner...no one’s sitting there…” he offered to her.

“Some where no one can see us… we’re not alone at this party but… a quick… a quick kiss…” Emma said, freezing just ever so close to his lips. “Making it up to me isn’t cheating.” She offered weakly.

“It’s not cheating if he doesn’t know..” Jason said just before he kissed her.

“I-” She kissed him back, hard, pulling on his shirt, breathing hard.

Jason kissed her harder, parting their lips slightly, wrapping his arms tighter around her. After a few long minutes, Jason pulled back slightly. “So your choice...couch or attempting to find some place else?” he let her try to decide while he kissed her neck again.

Emma pushed him off, violently so hard he fell on the floor. “Jerk!” She yelled. She gave him a wink and proceeded to storm off… to the boys dorm. She waved her hand, fanning herself..

Jason got up off the floor and ran a hand through his hair, going back to the table where Ben and Garrett were. “So uh- that’s how you talk to girls…” he had a bit of a strained voice. “I’m going upstairs now. H-have a good party.”

Ben looked at Garrett. “Uh… Garrett…?”

Garrett looked speechless…”What just...happened?”

“I… I don’t know, I feel like… is it… weird if we follow them?”

“I’m not sure..but either Mom is going to kill him, or..they’re going to pass out from being drunk.” Garrett looked at his brother. “Let’s go check on them.”

“Yeah… he just followed her… I mean… I understand but … would could they have whispered about? I-” Ben just shook his head and started up the stairs.

Jason followed Emma up the stairs, and the minute he saw that no one was in the dorms, he semi-closed the door behind him and started to kiss her again. This time picking up where they left off.

Emma pulled him on top of her, kissing him hard and without looking got them to fall on a bed… some bed.

He didn’t even care what bed it was, he was just focused on kissing Emma as much as possible. He had his hands tangled in her hair as he parted their lips fully to french her.

“Our little… secret… again?” Emma gasped out between kisses.

“Yes...our secret..” he managed to say in between their kisses. He felt like there was too much space between them, but they were practically plastered to each other. One of his hand left her hair to reach for her hand.

“Merlin- I’m going to miss- and- shit.” Emma said as she began to unbutton her shirt.

Ben and Garrett slowly open the door.

“This is- better than- that.” Jason managed to get out as he helped her unbutton her shirt, and get it off of her.

The room was a bit dark, and Garrett couldn’t really see anything. But he could hear- oh merlin no…”Ben...do you hear what I hear..?”

“What… I thought… they must be… dying.” Quickly Ben went across and sat down at the edge of a bed, so he was facing away from them, on a bed two or one away. He ushered Garrett along.

She fumbled with her shirt some more and giggled. “I’m sorry I push him in your face… it might not last long or something…. but I might as well have some entertainment.”

Garrett hurriedly went to join his brother, not sure what was going on with their parents.

“I don’t care if you’re with him or not..please promise we can still do this…” Jason just ripped her shirt off of her and kissed her exposed skin. It felt like a need to have her now. It’d been three weeks since he’d slept with her. “Those others girls suck...and not in a good way.”

“I’m the only one… that you can… do this with?” Emma said, smiling slightly letting her shirt fly off, not even complaining. “So what would you do if I said that I don’t want to do this anymore?” Emma said, teasing. Just likes to see him bothered.

Ben just nodded at Garrett. “Uh…”

“If you didn’t want to do this anymore...I’d convince you…” he kissed down her torso, his hands starting to take off her skirt.

Garrett sat next to his brother horrified. He hold onto Ben’s hand out of fear.

“Convince me then… I don’t want to be naughty.” Emma said, clearly the way she was saying this meant another. “I knew Heather meant nothing.” She didn’t. She felt so relieved.

Ben held Garrett’s hand and just shook his head. “They can’t… just here… they… they aren’t even at the right bed… right?” Ben said, grabbing at the book on the table next to him.

Jason didn’t need telling twice. He’d gotten her skirt pulled off and threw it to the floor. He let his hand rest on her inner thigh and kissed her torso one more time. “Merlin- why are you so fucking hot?” he knew why. It was because he liked her way too much for his own good.

Garrett shook his head. “Ben...I don’t think they care…I’m scared.”

“Well… you’ve seen porn.” Ben said, shrugging looking at the book. “Is this dad’s?”

“I thought I wasn’t hot?” Emma said, between huffs of breath. “Merlin… kiss me there… Evan doesn’t- he’s just- he’s too rough… I actually have scars on me.” Emma said, shaking her head holding onto the bed.

Garrett felt even more horrified. “This isn’t porn, this is our parents!” he whispered harshly, but then he saw the notebook. “That’s dad’s song journal for mom…” Garrett looked at it. “I wonder what he wrote for her last..”

Jason kissed Emma’s torso again, and softly planted kisses on her legs too. One of his hands was resting on her hip, and he let his thumb brush against her soft skin. “Rosier needs to relax..” he kissed up her leg until he hit her underwear.

“He … why did he bring this? I thought he stopped when they stopped dating then again in like seventh year?” Ben said handing the notebook over.

Emma gasped lightly at the kisses. “Carefully… I’m not really use to them yet….” She moved her hips closer to his lips closing her eyes. “So you’re even fine with pleasing me…. I thought the whole point was to please you since those girls aren’t good at all.” She smirked but nodded her head. “Regardless, I will please you tonight. I promise- I swear- I- mmm.”

La, la, la, la, la Garrett thought in his head. He took the notebook and leafed through it. “Look, this was written a few weeks ago...it’s called...Ben! It’s Snowflake on the dancefloor!” Garrett said quietly and excitedly trying to ignore the sound of their teenage parents in the bed next to them.

"According to our research, I thought he wrote it during seventh."

“That’s weird...why would he lie about writing it when it’s already written?” Garrett was confused.

Meanwhile, Jason was kissing every visible inch of Emma’s skin. He’d reached around her back, and had unhooked her bra in one quick motion. He threw the bra across the room, not realizing he’d thrown it at Ben and Garrett.

Ben's eyes grew wide and looked at Garrett and the bra inbetween them. Shit.

Emma groaned slightly and bit her lip, kissing him harder. “This is your, I’m sorry, right?”

“Yeah, I told you I was making it up to you,” he said in between kissing her. His hands were feeling her chest, taking his time, touching her softly.

Garrett pointed to the bra between them and looked frightened. “This...is our mom’s...bra….Ben….” he looked like he was about to have a panic attack.

“Well… it’s not horrible. I mean.. she is our age.” Ben said nervously trying to keep calm.

“You are the best.” She whispered quietly to him. “I’m sorry I was so hard on you- also not sorry… but sorry… I bet you feel sore.” She said, frowning.

“I hadn’t even noticed that I was sore yet,” Jason kissed her sweetly. “But I’ll let you know when I do feel it,” he stopped a moment to appreciate the sight of her almost completely naked form, and then looked at himself, still fully clothed.

Garrett looked at his brother. “Are you insane? That’s our mom and dad! We’re going to hear them...doing it! I won’t be able to look at them the same way again...even if they are older.”

Ben frowned. “I even quiet myself when I- well you know.” Ben shrugged and just prayed his father was like him- or he was like his father- or yeah…

“Once you notice it come to me so I can kiss it better…” Emma said, her voice sweet which Jason’s hadn’t heard… in well three weeks. “I… think we need to take off your clothes.” She began taking off his shirt.

Garrett glared at his brother. “You are just like dad!”

Jason smiled at her, glad that now they were using their more honest voices with each other. “I think we need to too.” He helped her get his shirt off, and kissed her when they weren’t stripping him down.

She started working on his pants when she froze… “What if… Rosier comes or … any of them? Whose bed are we even on?” She asked, worriedly.

“I don’t know whose bed we’re on...do we want to go to mine?” he looked around realizing they weren’t anywhere near to his bed. “The showers are open…” he offered.

Emma mumbled a response while on his lips as they slid his pants off. “I really shouldn’t.” Emma countered. “It’s nice kissing you and- I-” She struggled with in weeks ago and knew she was going to have to do it again. “If we do though we stop this… fighting for a bit which is nice.” She just nodded. “Shower, your bed, quiet us… whatever you want.” She kissed him hard again.

Garrett looked at his brother horrified. “Showers? Showers!?”

Jason nodded his head and kissed her again. “I’ll stop fighting..I promise.” he would do his best to not ever fight with her again. “I’m making it up to you, you choose where to go.” he let his hands roam her body a bit more.

“Mmm. I know that’s a lie but… I agree. Forget fighting.” It will change once they realize they can’t but right now it seemed so tempting. “Merlin, anything is fine… I promise. We can do it on Evan’s bed.” Emma said, giggling a bit too tempted with him. She might have drank too much.

“You sure Rosier won’t notice if he comes up here?” Jason laughed a bit at Emma. “Come on, we can move to my bed..” but he didn’t want to move. He was so close to just taking her…

“Nah… whatever… let’s just… take care of us quickly and the second round….” She giggled raising her eyebrows.

“Showers?” He mouthed. “What…”

“Second round we are going to need a shower,” he teased as he kissed along her chest lightly.

Garrett cringed. “Why are we still here…”

“Yeah, please.” She said, unzipping him and letting her hands go hook his underwear to pull it off.

“Leave?”

“Please...let’s leave..” Garrett got up and put their father’s music notebook back on the bedside table. “I want to go home...and try not to look at Mom and Dad weirdly..”

Ben nodded and pointed his wand at the bed, so they couldn’t hear anything as Ben got up to leave.

Garrett followed his brother out of the boy’s dormitory, trying hard not to look to his left at the sight of their parents almost having sex with each other.

____ cut to them home?_____yes

Garrett was so grateful to be back home. “Oh thank Merlin...that was scarier than I thought. Let’s never do that again Ben.” and he meant it. “Seeing mom and dad like that was freaky!”

“I… I can’t believe they were that fucked up. I’m almost thankful for my life. Almost.”

“I mean...mom was with Uncle Evan! And she was...about to sleep with dad!” Garrett shook his head. “Remember when mom and dad gave us that talk? They totally didn’t mention this!”

“They said everything but I mean… i guess we didn’t have to know that.” Ben frowned. “Least we never have to worry about that.”

“I don’t know about you...but that explained why mom hates dad drunk, why all those girls talk to dad all the time, why Uncle Evan hates dad with a burning rage.” Garrett laundry listed it all out. “It’s kind of weird though. We actually talked to them...when they were the same age as us. We actually got to meet teen mom and dad!”

“That was cool. Mother was pretty- but she looked… more proper then I thought- I always thought it was more like… Nana, you know?”

“Nana is crazy though…” Garrett had a fun idea. “Maybe we should meet teen her instead of teen mom and dad.” but then he shook his head.

Ben shook his head. “Nope. Never again. We got what they were like and everything is fine. Also… in the showers! WE SHOWER THERE. I never even had a girl in there…” He grumbled.

“...Ben...you don’t think they do it in the shower still...right?” Garrett shuddered at the thought. And then he glared at his brother. “You are NOT and I repeat NOT taking a girl into our showers! I WILL HAVE MOTHER DISOWN YOU!”

“I- I - I - … I don’t know Garrett. I have … I just…… I’m happy we have our own showers… but… what if they use those… too?”

“No...don’t speak of it. I need to have our shower cleaned...better than Bitsy can ever clean it…” Garrett shuddered. “I think I need a drink...want to see what’s in the kitchen?”

“Yeah, I’m with you…” Ben said, shaking his head and following him.

Garrett got up and walked down the stairs to the kitchen. His brother was close behind him. But when they reached the kitchen, they found their mom and dad were already in there.

Emma pulled Jason closer to her, kissing him lightly. “Come on… try a little bit of the chocolate.”

“Emma...no. I hate sugar...I love you but no.” he kissed her back but he laughed a bit. “Why do you want me to eat it so badly?”

“I just want you too… What if I put it on my lips for my lovely little husband, hm?” Emma asked, pouting slightly and biting her lip kissing him again and still laughing. “It make me smile….” She urged.

“No, you’ve tried that before, it hasn’t always worked..” but he smiled at her and kissed her one last time. “Alright fine…”

“Really? Just because it makes me smile?” Emma said excitedly.

“Sure, why not?” He smiled at her. “Just...not too much chocolate. It’s still disgusting.”

Emma put a very thin layer on her lips and then tilted her head, waiting as she let her feet dangle off the counter.

Jason put his hands on either side of her face and kissed her lightly, trying not to grimace as he tasted the chocolate.

“Just pretending you’re t- hey wait. If you don’t like sweet things does that mean you don’t like to kiss me?” She pretended to pout agian.

“No...I don’t like sugar...I-” he knew that he was going to dig himself into a hole if he kept talking, so he just kissed Emma again. This time harder, and longer.

“I-” She giggled, feeling like she won as they kissed each other longer and Emma put her legs around him.

Ben looked on in horror and gripped Garrett for his life.

Garrett didn’t know what to say. He was horrified. “Mom...dad…?”

“Hm…” Emma just acknowledged him without stopping.

“...can you two please stop? ...please?” Garrett hugged his brother, feeling like he might actually cry a bit.

Emma stopped and looked at them. “Oh, I’m sorry… what’s wrong?” She looked curiously at tose two.

Jason looked at Ben and Garrett curiosly. “You two look like you’ve seen a ghost..” he extracted himself from Emma’s arms and wiped the chocolate off his lips.

“You guys sick?”

Ben was frozen in fear and then just started coughing. “Maybe… we should go to sleep.”

“It’s an hour after lunch…?”

“Boys, what’s wrong?” Jason looked seriously at them.

“Nothing… we were hungry… we’re just… we’re going to leave…” He looked at Garrett, he felt a bit sick.

Garrett shook his head and couldn’t even look at his parents. “What he said..” but then he looked up. “You guys love each other right? You love us? You’re not...you don’t fight anymore right? Please tell us you don’t fight..”

Emma looked over at Jason frowning and then got up. “What happened to my precious little babies.” She went over to hug them. “We love you and your father and I… we don’t fight that much.”

Jason hugged them too, and put his arm around Emma’s waist loosely. “We don’t fight too often. What brought this on?”

“Yeah tell us.”

Garrett looked at Ben for some help. “It’s just that we- uhm…”

“Sex.” Ben said, frighten. “16 … years old…”

Emma immediately thought of those sex tapes they made and looked at Jason, wildly… no…

“Woah..Ben slow down...what are you talking about?” But Jason looked at Emma and realized what she was thinking about. “Is this about uh- what is this about?”

“You saw the tape-?” Emma said, losing the s as to not to let them know they have more than one.

“Yes.” Ben answered before Garrett could.

Garrett just stood rooted to the spot. He nodded, a bit frightened still by everything.

“Listen...boys...that was...I’m sorry boys.” Jason didn’t know what to say to make them feel better. This wasn’t something he’d ever thought would happen.

“We will burn them and everything.” Emma assured her. “We were fighting in it weren’t we… I’m sorry.”

Garrett’s eyes popped a bit. “Them!?” He looked at Ben with wide eyes. “They said them! This is worse than shower!” he hugged his brother.

“Uh we mean pictures!” Emma cried. “Okay… no problems just… we’re sorry. We’re not… uh like that anymore.”

“It looked like you two were…” Garrett said a bit accusingly.

“We told you not to go into Jason or my study.” Emma said, shaking her head and then sighing frowning at Jason and holding his hand. “We love each other and we love you.”

“Yeah, we love you and we love each other. And when you’re married, sometimes you do things. Okay? Just- stay out of our study, and we’re sorry for what you saw.” Jason looked apologetically at his two boys. “We’ll get out of your way. You can have the kitchen now.”

“Yeah… and… we love you and you can… have whatever you want.” Emma said nodding. She started leading Jason out of the kitchen.

“I can’t believe they found the tapes…” Jason said when they were out of the kitchen. “...are we really going to burn them?”

Emma scoffed. “No. Why would we?” She smiled. “We’re just going to have better locks. Let’s go… see what we have.” She grinned.

Jason wrapped his arms around Emma’s waist from behind her and kissed her cheek. “I haven’t seen them in a while...we might have to redo some of them.” he laughed.

She grinned. “Please, lets do that. Maybe take inventory.” She smiled. “Do you think we’d be able to do this?”

“I don’t see why not. As long as the boys don’t keep walking in wherever we are.” he smiled at her and then the smile faded. “Oh merlin...do you think they’re going to do that now? It’s not like when they were four and kept knocking on the door at the wrong moment..is it?”

“I wonder… well we can just use magic. They can’t.” She grinned. “No worries, I think they will stay away and knock a lot.”

“Then what are we waiting for?” Jason kissed her lightly. “To the study?”

“I should get carried.” Emma said, kissing him back. “No more chocolate, I rather go through our old things.” She winked at him.

He picked her up in his arms and kissed her harder as they walked to their study.

Garrett was still in the kitchen with Ben, and had a glass of water untouched in front of him. “Ben...there’s nothing else that’s worse than what just happened..” he laid his head on the counter.

Ben shook his head and Bitsy appeared ready to make them something. “A couple of- well just something please.”

Bitsy snapped her fingers.

Garrett couldn’t even look up. “I can never look at mom and dad again...I will never think of sex the same way again…I won’t even think again…”

“Oh come off it. You won’t even having to hear giggles like I heard mother do… Just… just try and forget it and we will be able to get on our way.” Ben sighed and sat down. “At least they didn’t really hate each other. Could you imagine finding out that mom really loved Rosier?”

“That would be the worst…” Garrett sighed and looked up. “Okay...so it’s not as bad. Dad is kinda like you. Sleep with lots of girls...I’m kinda like mom. I’m obsessed with quidditch. We learned things about mom and dad we didn’t know before...minus all the sex and the fact mom cheated on uncle evan with dad, and we’re fine.” he took a drink of his water.

Ben smiled. “That was wicked cool playing with mom and dad, did you see them? They were relentless, I know you love that. They are completely obsessed.”

“And dad had some really good form on the pitch. I don’t see why mom was so hard on him.” Garrett pointed out. “I mean- dad always said he had to practice to be that good, but it really showed! And mom’s broom! It looked so shiny and new...and all those people we met…” Garrett thought about it. “We met..we saw all those Slytherins at that party...we go to school with their kids now! How cool was that?”

“That was perfect. Amazing.” Ben said. “I’m.. I’m really actually great about that. I’m pleased we did that.”

“You know what’s weird though...they didn’t really recognize us..I mean we look a ton like dad...and never once did they think that was weird.” Garrett realized.

“Dad said something about uncle Ben.” Ben shrugged. “Then… I mean Emma was willing to talk to you, she blew off those other guys. Could have somethhing to do with your looks?”

“...what were you saying that mom was...into me because I looked like dad?” Garrett felt a bit sick.

“She had a thing for both of us if anything. I just meant maybe she liked the way you looked so she talked.”

Garrett shrugged. “Girls at school do that all the time to us though. Remember that one time in Hogsmeade? Those two seventh years were all over us because we were twins?” he shuddered.

Ben smiled. “Oh yes I do.”

“Stop smiling you sicko.” Garrett nudged his brother. “It’s still weird that you went back with both of them.” he rolled his eyes.

He chuckled. “Nah, it’s not weird at all. It was perfect.”

“Like I said...sick.” Garrett huffed. “I don’t see why you spend so much time with all those girls. We all know you like Becca.”

Ben frowned. “Shush. She’s fine but not something- you know. I mean I like her but I don’t have those things to do right now.”

“Oh come on. You like her. You turn into an idiot when she’s around. Classic Ben.” Garrett countered.

Ben frowned. “I like her but that’s not enough.”

“Fine, whatever. Suit yourself…” Garrett drank the rest of his water. “...Ryan asked me out…”

“Oh. Did you say yes?” Ben said. “Will you- uh tell our parents?”

“I’ll tell them when I feel like...I know how it’s going to go.” Garrett said truthfully.

“Well. Maybe not about Ryan but telling them that you’re not going to marry in the traditional way… that they shouldn’t partner you up as they keep dropping they will for both of us.”

“I’ll tell them sometime soon...don’t worry Ben.” Garrett really had no idea when he would tell their parents. “I’ll tell them I’m gay, when you admit you like Becca,” he teased his brother.

“I like Bella…. but yeah. I will… take some time to tell them that.” He sighed. “Oh well, they will have a lot more kids and then we won’t feel like fuck ups.”

Garrett nodded in agreement. “Want to go play quidditch outside and try to forget about mom and dad snogging?”

“Yes please.” Ben said, nodding. “Let’s go.” She started walking away.

___

Emma laughed as he put her down. “Okay, where did you get them?”

Jason smiled at Emma before he walked behind the desk in the study, and opened up a magical safe that had their tapes and a photo album of their explicit photos. “I have them all here.” he set the album down on the desk, and the man tapes they had next to it. “Merlin- Witch Weekly would burst into flames if they ever knew these things existed.” he laughed.

“I could sell some of yours… it be perfect.” She said, grinning ear to ear. “I always feel like 18 again looking at these and sneaking around.” She put her hand on his shoulder, rubbing them slightly before going to the albums and picking up a set. She smiled. “My strip tease. Of course this will be the first one. You’re not even in these…” Emma said, muffling a laugh.

“That’s because I was taking the pictures,” Jason picked up another album. “Oh, the holiday album. We could show your parents that one from Valentine’s day with all the chocolate…” he laughed at the memory. Emma had decided to lick chocolate off of him.

Emma blushed. “I like the one in the Santa outfit… and unwrapping you as a gift.” She grinned and kissed his cheek. “That chocolate even tasted better on you.”

“Oh wait...the best picture of them all is this one.” Jason opened up another album to a page called “fails”. “the one where the cat knocked over the camera, and it got a picture of the cat sleeping, with us having sex in the background.” he laughed at that. it still amused him after all these years.

Emma smiled. “I wanted to put this up and framed it at one point but I think our friends would have not enjoyed that.” She took his hand and rubbed his thumb lightly, taking one of the biggest albums and bringing it closer. “And of course, every different magical nighty I wore. What a life we had.” She grinned opening it and widening her eyes a bit. “Wow… you seem to be having a good time in all of these.” She teased. Her neck feeling hot as she looked at these moving pictures.

“Oh, is that the honeymoon album? Or the ten year album?” Jason asked as he looked at the nighties she was in, in all the pictures. “That edible slip is still my favorite of them all...best four hours ever.” he looked at the picture of Emma in the disappearing one, and saw how his hands traced over her body. “These pictures don’t lie, I know what I’m doing.” he kissed Emma’s cheek. “And you look hot of course.”

Emma cheeks flushed. “Just our honeymoon album.” She chuckled a bit. She opened up a button her shirt and smiled. “I like the musical one. It made me feel like a piano.”

“Isn’t that the one you first wore when you were trying to get pregnant?” Jason asked her, not remembering which slip was which again.

Emma nodded. “It worked first off and also, I loved the wonder in your face when it first happened. She kissed him lightly and chuckled. “I can’t imagine muggle pictures… the non moving ones.” She tsk then started picking up more pictures and gasped slightly. “Oh my.” Emma said. “Remember this? One of our early ones… you kissing my neck like that… it’s a bit… it’s very sensual.”

“Yeah I know it worked. Your plan worked like a charm. And your slip...merlin it was like I was a kid in a piano shop.” Jason looked at Emma curiously. “Can you still wear it..?” he smiled at her. Jason was a bit lost in the memory of that slip when she showed him the picture from their earlier years. “I remember this one...you still never stop staring at it.” he wrapped one arm around her waist and pulled her in closer to him.

Emma, who was playing with her necklace, smiled once Jason pulled her in closer finally putting the picture down. “Yeah, I have it. I have the ones that use different tones so it can sound like a guitar, a harp… or a french horn.”

“We should use that one again soon then...I’ve got a piece I’d love your help with working out,” Jason kissed her shoulder and lingered a bit. “What about the tapes?” he said in a whisper in her ear.

“I’d uh- I’d really like that… I’ll help you with your music like that.” Emma said, a bit breathlessly. “Right… whisper again and maybe I’ll find them.” She smirked at him, turning around to face him more, holding his wrist.

“What about the tapes?” Jason whispered in her ear again. He lightly kissed her ear, and wrapped his arm around her more.

Emma grinned and kissed his neck lightly, and got up, letting his hands settle on her waist loosely as she went to go get the tapes, bringing them closer and sitting back down a bit on top of him. She made the machine that played the tapes come closer to her and she leaned against his chest. “Ready?”

“I’m always ready to watch porn, come on Emma.” he teased. He rested his head in her hair and kissed the top of her head.

“It’s not just porn! It’s us!” She said, giggling slightly. She put the first one on and she wiggled on his lap, slightly curious how long it takes him to get hard.

The tape started playing, Jason was adjusting the camera and Emma waved in the background. Jason rolled his eyes. “Don’t wave, Vanity.”

“I’ll do what I’d like Herbert.” She smirked but he came closer to her as the their words forget at their closeness, even the video. He kissed her and they fell onto the bed together, both of them smiling.

Emma sighed on Jason’s lap. “Look how innocent.”

Jason watched the tape and smiled at Emma’s nostalgia. “We’re still like that...sometimes.” he had to admit that they’d definitely come a long way from their first tapes. “This must have been during my boob phase...I just went straight for them..” he laughed a bit.

“Oh, was that just a phase? And are you suggesting that you’re over it?” Emma teased. She watched some more, letting her fingers trace his bare arm, while keeping her eyes on the tape. “Look… Jason you’re… taking off my skirt. It’s very cute.”

“What’s cute? Me taking it off? Or the skirt in general?” he looked at the tape a bit longer, and saw Emma arching her back up as he kissed her body. “Ha, I always know what to do.” he smiled.

“Oh gosh, is that always what your mind goes to when we watch these? How you’re perfect at this?” She grinned though. “I do like that though.” she purred lightly arching her back into him a bit as she leans forwards on the table, watching the tapes more intently and slightly moving around his lap. “And you taking off my skirt. I like it. I- do you see? We miss our looks at each other! I told you.” She mused. “We open our eyes different sometimes I guess, but-” She lost her train of thought as she opened another button off her shirt since it was getting hotter.

“What? It’s good to have self confidence..” Jason looked at himself in the tape and shook his head. “We didn’t miss our looks. We just have private moments where we look at the other. I always tell you this!” he playfully bantered with her. When she moved forward on his lap more though, he wrapped his arms more around her waist. “I forget what happens next every time.” he teased.

“Spoiler alert, we have sex.” Emma teased back, swatting his hand lightly but then putting her arms over his, letting her fingers run across them again. She grinned though as she was clearly getting excited. “And off goes our clothes… love the way you took of my bra, ego man. Happy you didn’t mess up for the magical camera?” She snuggled in slightly.

“Are you always going to make fun of me for that? It was one time! And you didn’t tell me it unhooked in the front!” Jason huffed a bit but when she snuggled into him again. They continued to watch their tape, “How much snogging did we do before we just went for it? It’s unbelievable.” he kissed Emma’s cheek.

“You should have realized.” Emma said but she didn’t mind. “I’m sorry, do you want us to just go for the full five minutes?”

“No, you seem to like the kissing.” Jason thought about another night where they’d attempted to make a tape. “Remember that time you actually came just because I kissed you intensely for about ten minutes?” he teased her. He knew that before that had happened, they’d been fooling around earlier and had stopped to do merlin knows what.

“Hey! I was… vulnerable and we were… I mean all day we were horrible and I don’t think that really counts.” She kissed him though. “That was a really, reallyy, good time though and…mmm.” She finished, trying to stretch out and half turn around. “Remember that time I got you to come without me talking off any of our clothes? I feel like that is kind of impressive.”

“I remember that time..” Jason smiled at her though because it had been pretty fun. “It was a bit awkward though when I switched pants and someone asked me what happened.” he laughed though. That had been years ago…then Jason heard Emma moaning on the tape. “Looks like that spoiler happened.”

Emma smiled looked back at the scream. “It’s weird watching myself moan. It makes me feel… sexy.” She said, chuckling and moving her foot against his leg.

“It makes you feel sexy?” he felt her foot against his leg and pulled her closer to him on his lap.

“This doesn’t make you feel sexy?” She asked, biting her lip. “I thought it would because… you see yourself like this.” She looked back at the tape, now pointing. “Looks like you’re about to enter- man do I always beg?”

“I just don’t think of it as sexy. I just think of it as...me.” he coudln’t put it into words. “And yes, you always beg. Even when you’re not begging, you’re begging.” he felt her moving more on his lap and he was starting to get hard.

“Do you even watch yourself or do you just watch me?” Emma asked then she wiggled slightly, grinding against him and smiled. “Or am I distracting? Am I distracting you watching … me?”

She giggled.

“Okay yes, I watch you.” Jason admitted it like it was a bad thing and he’d gotten caught doing it. “And yes, you’re very distracting. How am I supposed to watch porn with you if you keep suggesting real sex with me?” he smiled at her though, clearly not annoyed with this at all.

“You’re right. I’m being horrible again, aren’t I?” She said but the screen distracted her again. “Wow… we’re really getting into it… how did we even get the do-Oh wow. This was your birthday hpresent wasn’t it?”

“...wait is this my birthday tape?” Jason smiled. “It is! This is the birthday tape.” he laughed a bit. “This one is classic. See, soon we’re going to do that thing you said you’d only let me do on my birthday.” Jason had forgotten what the move was called nowadays. But on the tape, it looked quite impressive. “Please hold your applause until the end.”

She smiled. “Oh yes. Did you actually enjoy the fact that I let you do that?” She looked at him, curiously. “It’s been years, we’ve had like 7 kids or something. I think you can be honest if 16 year old you liked your present.”

“I was pretty psyched to be able to get to do that.” Jason kissed the side of Emma’s head. “And any present from you is worth liking. You know that.” he pulled her closer to him on his lap.

“You honestly like all the gifts I’ve given you?” Emma asked. She looked at him and smiled, turned half around to start kissing his neck. “You’ve gotten better since you were sixteen but you rocked sixteen year old me back then.” She kissed started nipping at his neck.

“I’d like to think that sixteen year old me was able to rock sixteen year old you. Otherwise my whole time with you would feel like half a lie. One half true since I liked you. The other half a lie because we never kept it in our pants.” he closed his eyes a bit when she started nipping, and he knew he was getting harder. “you are so distracting..”

“Distracting you from watching porn by… kissing you?” She trailed kisses down his jaw to his shoulder. “Oh, did Jason Herbert like little old me?” Emma asked sweetly, she let another of her buttons go and let the shirt slide of her shoulder. “Aren’t I lucky.” She mused. She looked back at the tape and moved closer in Jason’s lap and hesitated. “Want to put in another?”

Jason was beginning to forget what thinking was. “Y-yes...another one..” he was staring at her exposed skin, and hearing her moaning on the tape wasn’t helping at all with his current state.

She opened her legs a bit wider, as she looked back on the tape and she gulped. “You are certainly going faster.” She said, watching him thrust deeply in her. She coughed for a second and pulled on his shirt. “You can pick the next one.” Her eyes not leaving the screen as she rocked back and forth.

He looked at the pile of tapes they had and picked one at random. Looking at the label though, he laughed a bit. “This one is of older us...it’s our tape you wanted to make because you didn’t care you were pregnant.” he rolled his eyes a bit though and then lost concentration since their sixteen year old selves were still going at it on the tape.

“You want to watch pregnant me?” She asked meekly. She watched the tape still going with them and rocked a bit more against him, putting her arms around his neck.

“I just picked one at random. But come on, you were pretty into this one.” he didn’t have a lot of room to think though. Emma was rocking into him more, and he was losing concentration fast. He looked at the tape and knew that their tape selves were going to come faster than they were. He could hear it in the tape.

She kissed him on the cheek, then closer to his mouth but still not on his lips. “Fine whatever you want.” She said but she was more invested in what she was currently doing with him. “Sounds like we’re having fun.” She said referring to the tape thems.

“I forgot how into the tapes you get when you watch them again.” he didn’t even try to fight what was happening. “We sound like we’re about to…” but then he heard it. “You are so loud, I love it,” he kissed her cheek.

She on the other hand buried her head into his shoulder. “Oh gosh, I am aren’t I? It’s so embarrassing.” She said but she lightly bit his shoulder as she snuggled closer to him. “You make me so self conscious about the attention I give you.”

“Why do I make you self conscious? I like that you’re loud. sure...sometimes you’re really loud, but at least I know I’m making you feel something.” he wrapped his arms around her as she snuggled into him.

“Well good. I’m happy I’m loud then.” She said though Jason could still hear how embarrassed she was. “Are you going to put that pregnant one in? Did I start with a blow job? Or does it start with a foot rub?” She let her fingers play with his collar, teasing him that she was going to start lifting his shirt.

“I think I gave you a foot rub..” Jason gulped a bit. He really wanted her to just take his shirt off already, or her shirt off. Either would work. He switched out the tapes and played the new one. “Yup, it’s the foot rub.” Jason said as he looked at the tape of him giving her a foot rub and her laying back in bed looking extremely happy.

“You made me so happy that day…” She said. “Just with the foot rub and then before that you got exactly what I wanted from the new vegan place. Perfect.” She said. She could feel her heart beat keep jumping so she started to half take his shirt off. “Can I?” She asked innocently.

“You’re really loving that foot rub,” he smiled at her and felt his heart skip a beat as she took a hold of his shirt. “Of course you can. Take it off, take all of it off, I’m not picky..” he sounded a bit jumpy.

She grinned, happy that she wasn’t the only feeling this… frisky. She took his shirt off before looking at the video again. “Oh see, I’m smiling. And you keep going higher and higher up my leg. You devil.”

“Invmy defense...yeah I really wanted you.” he admitted. He thought about this video for a second. “was this one oral or did we actually have sex? I cant remember.”

“I can’t either… probably both. Although- oh no. It was just oral. I wanted to say thank you for everything that day.” She grinned. “And I knew you were too horny to function and I just love your massage.” She purred.

“that’s right...I remember..” he watched the tape for a second, seeing what the footrub was starting to turn into. “being too horny to function is a terrible illness...one that should be cured as soon as possible…”

“Are you suggesting something, Herbert?” She smiled as she looked down at her half button shirt, as she slowly started taking off more as she waiting for his answer.

“I’m always suggesting something.” he smiled at her with half sex crazed eyes as he watched her take off her shirt more. Then of course he heard Emma telling tape Jason how she wanted to thank him for everything he’d done…

Emma grinned. “Now Herbert, who are you going to watch?” She asked carefully. “Her or me.” She teased as she let her shirt fall to the floor.

“Can’t I watch both?” he looked a bit torn, but then her shirt came off, and he was only staring at her. “I hate you sometimes, you know that?” he pulled her in closer to him and kissed her

collarbone down to the top of her chest.

She gasp slightly. “I hope you don’t do this to all the girls you hate.” She mused. Then nodded. “Fine both.” Emma said, as if it was a difficult decious.

“Not all of them, just you.” he said against her chest. In the tape he could hear himself saying “fuck-” and he smiled a bit.

“Good.” She murmured. Then she looked at video and back at him. She slid her bra off before asking, “sounds like he’s having a better time, want me to get on my knees?”

He watched her take off her bra, and just stared at the beauty of her chest. He loved that chest. “I can have a good time up here...but it’s up to you..” he smirked at her. He was willing to have her in any way he could. Although his tape self did sound like he was further along than his actual self.

Emma smiled. “I rather not get on my knees but I can… just say the word.” She said. She started kissing him lightly, putting her hand on his pants she started to pull the zipper down.

He kissed her back a bit less lightly, wanting his pants to just not be on anymore. “Just remember that...I’m not responsible for my actions now.” he teased.

“I think I can handle you.” Emma said, getting of his lap to take off his pants completely. She smiled back and looked a the video of Jason holding on to her hair as she bobs up and down. “Wow, I was really fat.”

“I wouldn’t call it fat, Emma.” Jason looked at the video though and heard himself moaning on tape.

“Well with child.” She countered. She turned her back to the video and started to shimmy out of her skirt.

“Are we going to have sex on the chair again?” he asked her as he saw her getting out of her skirt. “Because I’m up for anything..” he really did sound too bothered to function.

“The chair in your study?” She mocked him a bit. “It’s where you do your ‘work’ how would you ever think of work if we do that… here?” She said giggling slightly as she sat back on his lap, this time only a small layer of cloth between them, just Emma’s panties.

“Well...this is...this is considered work..” he offered.

“How do you figure?” She asked, letting her nails run down his chest.

“Sex is hard work sometimes...at least I hear it is,” he really wasn’t giving a strong argument. All he wanted was to get rid of Emma’s underwear...now. “please…?”

“Yeah… okay. Me or you?” She asked. “Who should take them off.” She asked, rubbing them against his already hard member. She smiled.

“I-I don’t care...Merlin- just take them off..” he couldn’t think.

Emma got up off him and turned around, bending over so her butt was in his face more or less as she slowly started to pull them off her. Yeah she was wet but that’s okay since clearly Jason was hard. She turned back around. “Back on your lap?”

“Like you even have to ask,” he held his hand out for her to come back to him. His mind was forming half crazed ideas as to what to do to her first. And while all of this was going on, he could hear himself on tape, getting closer to a breaking point.

She took his hand and went closer to him, smirking. “I can hear you… you really enjoyed that…” She smiled as she went on top of him, her heart beating faster as she let herself rub against his member and biting her lip. “Shush- I’m not a tease.”

“I did enjoy that, extensively.” he agreed with her, but when she started to rub up against him again, he held his breath. “You are the very definition of a tease.”

She kissed him again and then let only the tip enter her and she mumbled against his lips. “Nu-uh.” Though she was smiling as she started to kiss his ear and waited for him to pull.

He groaned in frustration and tried to move his hips with her to get himself in her more. “tease” he smiled though and wrapped his arms around her to pull her down onto him more.

She groaned a bit as she pushed down until he was full inside of her and run her nails across the back of his neck. “Not a tease, see?” She said, in between kissing.

He was practically smiling from ear to ear when he felt himself fully in her. He lightly moaned into her ear. “Okay, not a tease..”

Emma moaned and started rocking back and forth and nodded her head with her eyes closed. “I forgot how strange it was watching us… and how much it just makes me miss you- I think it be a shame if we burned these.”

“It really would be a shame…” Jason moved his body with hers, but she was the one in full control with the chair. “..want to watch another?”

Emma just gave a small moan in response. “Please.” She said, whispering. She put her hands on his shoulder.

“Which one do you want?” he asked breathlessly.

“Any- any.” She responded, putting her hand on the arm rest so she can have better control. “Put your hand on my waist.”

He put his hand on her waist, and held her in place. He reached out for another tape with his free hand and put it in.

Emma nodded and went a bit harder then she looked behind her to see what he put in? “What is it?” She asked. It was the one of them in shower but she couldn’t tell what age or even if it’s in Hogwarts.

“Its us...in the shower. looks like Hogwarts...7th year. Post engagement...I think this was our last time before we did the spell for the wedding..”

“We- oh right- wow- we recorded that- that’s… great… oh.” She grunted slightly. “We watched that… while the spell was still on us and we had to be a virgin.. that was awful.” She said but she was smiling. “It’s a good video.”

“That was the worst week of my life..” he groaned. “Its a pretty hot video.” he agreed. He saw him and Emma were already making out in the shower, his hands roaming along her wet body…

“Merlin, I watched this one so many times when I was alone that week because I-” She stopped for a second, frozen before she started rocking again. “I uh- yeah. Nevermind.” Shit, she thought. DIdn’t want to tell him she actually played with herself thinking about him that week. Make her look a little silly with how much they protested.

“No- you didn’t- oh you so did!” Jason laughed a bit but his laugh soon was cut off by a moan as Emma rocked harder with him. In the video he could see that she was giving him a soapy hand job as he kissed her neck. Both of them were not quiet.

“I did- but uh maybe I didn’t.” she said unconvincingly but she started to tighten around him to feel better- for both of them. Maybe he’ll forget this. “Merlin, we’re loud.” She said, a slight chuckle. “I bet I’m giving you a hand job and you’re kissing my neck.” She said, since she remembers most of the video. “Mmm, this was a good end until I was a virgin agian.”

“sounds like you’re pretty familiar with the video..” Jason was breathing quite irregularly, and when Emma tightened around him, it only made his heart skip more beats. “You feel so fucking good, Vanity.” he said, returning to when they used their surnames in bed.

“I am okay? That’s uh- fine.” And she couldn’t help but groan against his lips- at first trying to stop her moaning but then remembered the walls were soundproof. “You’re fucking amazing, Herbert.” She responded. “Videos were a good idea. Don’t make me regret this.” She said, smiling quickly before going faster.

“We should watch this again, when we’re not...distracted…” he said against her lips, his hand was still holding down her waist, his other hand was in her hair. He looked at the video to see what they were doing in it and did a double take before he remembered. They were trying that new position against the wall of the shower, and it was giving them both some amazing results in the sound department.

Emma looked back and grinned. Then turned back to Jason since he had taken her hair. She started bouncing on him again, trying to keep up the rhythm. “I- I remember this- we were able to do that- position- it was perfect- we didn’t even have to talk about it we just did it.”

He was loving every moment of this. Some people might find it wierd to have sex while watching porn videos of yourself, but it worked for Jason and Emma. He started to respond louder to her bouncing on him, and was thankful the walls were soundproof. “That position was a miracle..” he said when he could manage to speak.

“I love when we redo that…” She said and soon she was matching his moans. “Oh merlin- I-” She groaned. She put her arms around his arm, pressing their bodies together.

“Keep going...right there,” he said against her lips, his words were becoming harder to form. the only thing he could concentrate on was the feeling of her body and the sound of them on the tape getting louder and louder as the tape kept playing.

“I love hearing the shower in the background..” Emma managed to say as she moved his hands to go under her bum.

“You just love the whole tape,” he smiled against her lips, his hands were now under her, and he let his fingers roam a bit, pulling her in closer to him.

She let him control the speed for a bit as she pressed her eyes closed for a moment. “I just saying love to you.”

He let his hands control how fast they were going as he kissed along her collarbone and along her chest once more. He just wanted every inch of her to himself, and after a moment he looked at the tape of them and saw that they were using the soap to their advantage. The result on the screen was pretty clear.

Emma moaned against his lips as she kissed him harder, letting her hands go through his hair. She couldn’t even focus on the video anymore and just started to grind into him, pressing closer towards him and picking up the pace.

Jason responded to her faster pace with enthusiasm as he kissed her deeply, moaning into her mouth as he held her closer to him. He said her name a few times as they continued on, each time saying it a bit louder.

Emma cries out his name as she gets the pace faster, her breathing very irregular. “Jay.” She said. “We should lay down or- put me on your desk or something- the chair is getting harder to use.”

“Okay...I can do that…” Jason said a bit breathlessly. He wrapped his arms around her, making sure that she was still on his as he moved over the tapes and the albums and set her on the desk.

“Ow.” Emma said, feeling something under her as takes the little box and push it off the desk, she smiled at him as best as she could and then wrapped her legs around him.

“We really- need to control ourselves- more.” he said to her as he smiled at her and bent down to kiss her once more, continuing their faster pace as he drove into her harder.

She moaned louder then pulled him a bit closer and let her hand wander to her clit and she pushed her waist closer to him as they continue. “How co-me?”

He saw her hand had wandered down, and he just smiled at her more. He kissed her neck gingerly as he spoke in her ear. “Because we can never stop once we get going,” he kissed her ear tenderly.

“Is- is that a bad thing?” She asked smiling. “We lived through two wars- I thin- I think we deserve this.” She said as she arched her body up to him as he kissed her neck. “You are the only one I ever felt this with.” She murmured.

“I suppose you’re right-” he smiled against her neck, and let his hands wander up her sides and down her arm to hold onto the hand that wasn’t playing with herself. “What feeling would that be?” he thrust in hard as he said it.

“Exactly.” She responded and held his hand tightly. “Li-” She got caught off as she gasped and tried to struggle through to finish her response. “Like I always want you - that no matter the situation, I know you’ll feel the best… not even with just sex.” She admitted.

“With what else then?” he asked her as best he could. He was too busy taking in the feeling of Emma.

She grinned and looked away for a second and stopped playing with herself to answer. “When I’m upset, I know you’re probably the best one to fix it. Even in Hogwarts. And of course now.”

“I didn’t know you could sound so in love, Emma.” Jason teased and then he kissed her sweetly.

“Shush.” Emma said, as she tighten around him. She moaned again then kissed him back as best as she could. “I think I’m close.” She whispered.

“Already?” Jason couldn’t complain too much though. He felt her getting tighter around him, and he knew she wasn’t going to be able to last longer. “I-I’m almost there..”

“Then don’t make fun of me.” Emma complained but it barely could sound mean as she wrapped her arms around him. “Harder and- I’m close and mm.” She kissed his shoulder.

“I’ll make fun of you if I want to,” he countered back, but he smiled at her and let his head rest by her neck as he drew himself out only to go back in harder than before.

Emma thought he was completely mental as he drew himself out and she began to protest but then he went in harder and she smiled again, pulling him closer. “Like that.” She agreed. “Close?” She asked him as she kissed him deeply, barely hearing the screams of the video.

He did as she said and drew himself out again before thrusting in harder. He put his hand on her waist, to hold her down a bit as he continued their faster pace for the few moments they could still withhold. “Very…” he kissed her back just as deep, letting the kiss become his main focus. The tape a distant memory, because right now this was better than any shower.

She tighten around him more, letting her legs go around him with the hopes he wouldn’t slow down, and he doesn’t disappoint. She feels the rush of her, and her heart flutter as she knew she was close. They were both a little sweaty but she thought it just made Jason hotter and she smiled at that though as the pleasure rushes over her and she digs her nails in his back.

He wasn’t going to stop or slow down, that required control, which he was lacking as he finished her off. He could feel her nails digging into his back, and he kissed her passionately as he felt her tighten around him, and it sent him over the edge. He felt himself release into her, and he tried to regain his breathing. He’d rested his face by her neck, and kissed where her shoulder and neck met. “I fucking love you,” he mumbled.

She felt the more innocent fluttering of her heart when he said that, unable to resist almost being surprised that he loved her after having sex. Some many times after this, it had been on her lips but never said and even now, years after they’ve first said it, it was always still wonderful. She breathed out and laid back slightly before scooting closer to him and kissing the side of his head. “I love you too.” She responded and held him closer for a moment, not willing for him to get out of her just yet.

He always felt so...reassure whenever she told him she loved him back. After he’d first said it, he had been afraid she’d leave, or not return the sentiment. But now, it was just a way for him to always know she was feeling it too. He smiled as she kissed the side of his head and was grateful she hadn’t let him go yet. He honestly liked just laying with her after sex. She was the only girl he’d ever felt comfortable with doing that, and it always felt content.

She giggled and shook her head. “I get a bit crazy when we have sex.” She said, slightly embarrassed. “I hope you’re not mad we used your table.” She said and she let him go, kissing his forehead. “Remember we should avoid the kids.”

“I love when you get crazy,” he laughed a bit breathlessly, he was still catching his breath. “Nah, I’m not mad. I might have to clean up the mess we made...but I’ll do that later…” he smiled as she kissed his forehead and started to pull out of her. “We don’t have to avoid them all, just the boys.” he reminded her.

“Still.” Emma teased. “Maybe tonight we can have a night to ourselves, make the kids get watched by the boys and we spend the night reminiscing how good we have it. No chocolate.”

“You think the boys can handle them?” Jason smiled at her. “You are very tempting...but if we’re going to spend the night I should get some work done now…” but he didn’t move to get clothes.

“I don’t think so, Mister. There is no work that is so important-” Emma perked up though. “Unless you mean that you’re going to be composing?” She asked, clearly having something up her sleeve.

“I was going to be working on some pieces...why..?” he didn’t like the look on her face. It was almost...mischievous.

“Maybe I have something that can help you work on pieces, you’ll just have to deal with me there.”

“Oh merlin- this can’t be good.” he laughed lightly and kissed her lightly. “Well...you can do whatever it is you have planned. I’m going to get started on work, okay?” he smiled.

“No because you’re not going to have the right equipment.” Emma said, pouting. “I have a slip for this…” She said, slowly.

“Emma…” Jason laughed more. “When people ask me how I wrote this song I can’t say that I wrote it while fooling around with my wife,” but he didn’t really sound like he was making a good argument. “So where do we want to go? Music room, or bedroom?” he smiled at her.

“Jason, you are NOT allowed to talk about that when we had sex during your dumb proposal! How was I suppose to even tell that story- when they asked about it during our wedding I almost fainted!” She frowned. “Music room.”

“You were the one that jumped me, remember?” he said. “And you told them about how I formally asked you at dinner..later that night..” he smiled at her. “And then after that your parents thought you were showing me ‘wedding details’ all evening.” he smirked but then got up off the desk in search of his clothing. “Alright then, I’ll meet you in the music room. Unless you’re worried I’ll start without you.”

“I.. I can’t believe they belived that.” She said, watching him search. “I am worried you’ll start without me. Also we have to make sure the kids are away.”

“We can check on the kids, and tell them Ben and Garrett are in charge.” he found his shirt, but where were his pants? “Then we can go to the music room.”

Emma gathered her clothes with her wand and smirked. “Sure.”

He put on his shirt, but still couldn’t find his pants. “Emma, do you see my pants anywhere?”

Emma saw his pants on the floor near her foot and pushes it away from him under the table. “Nope, nowhere.” She said with a smile.

"You are horrible.." He sighed ad looked around more. "I need my pants! My wand was in there..."

“Accio Jason’s wand.” Emma said as the wand flung towards her. “Tsk, come on. It’s like you don’t even understand magic.” She teased but didn’t hand him the wand.

"I can understand magic.I just want my pants back. Its kind of cold without them on." He held his hand out for his wand, glaring at her playfully as he waited for her to hand it over.

“Nah, maybe if you duel me for it.” She said, laughing.

"I'm Not going to duel you for it when im half naked!"He sighed and walked over to a nearby cabinet. "I think I have extra pants in here..."

Emma closed the cabinet with magic, locking it then giggling.

"I hate you." He glared at her and sat in his chair and huffed.

“Oh come on.” She said. “Don’t you want to play? When was the last time we dueled?”

"I think it was when I had pants on," he folded his arms across his chest but smiled at her. "Come on, we can duel another time. I thought you wanted to compose with me."

“We did just have sex- I mean I think I can wait a bit before you’re all over me again.” She teased.

Jason sighed. "What about the kids? Don't you want to check on them? I'm sure that one of them wants to hug you right now.."

“Nah, here I’ll give you my wand. But be warned that it is unyielding so dont’ be sad if it doesn’t work well for you.” Emma said.

"you're unyielding, what else is new?" Jason stood up and held his hand out for her wand.

She passed it too him, sticking out her tongue.

He took it from her and could feel that her warms was already going to be uncooperative. "Bring your best," he smirked.

She giggled, knowing that her wand responded well to Jason’s touch more than anyone else but still wouldn’t completely be helpful. She smiled and twirled Jason’s wand in her hand before firing a tickling spell towards him.

He raised her wand and tried to block the spell but Emma's wand only blocked it partially. He laughed as the spell hit him, and tried to send a whip crack her way.

She blocked it since it was a weaker one and then stepped closer to him since she knew her wand was hard to handle. “You have to love my wand, sweetheart otherwise it won’t want to work.” She grinned and sent a cheering charm his way.

"IKnow what I'm doing dear," he smirked at her. He dodged the cheer charm and countered with a laughing charm. He felt like this time he'd gotten it right.

She was trying to keep a straight face but then she started laughing, hoping he didn’t send another whip charm. “H-hate you.” she said in between laughter. She sent a stinging jinx over to him.

He was laughing at her but didnt see the stinging jinx fast enough. "Oww..." Used a cooling charm on himself and then realized he had a wand in his hand. "Accio pants!" He said.

Emma frowned since Jason wasn’t playing fair and quickly used a rope spell to tug him slightly closer, hoping it work effectively when it wasn’t her wand, just in case she stepped closer. “No fair.”

The rope spell worked and jason was pulled in closer to Emma. "All's fair in love and war," he leaned in closer and kissed her nose.

“That’s a shame.” She said. She went even closer and kissed him lightly on the lips, pressing his wand over his chest.

"If you don't give me my wand or my pants, then him going to have to suggest we continue doing activities without clothing." He smiled at her.

“You can have your wand” She said, sighing but smiling afterwards. “No worries, we will still do that. I just can’t resist, I feel so restless sometimes now that I don’t duel.”

Jason took his wand and smiled at Emma as he gave her back hers. "I know... It's Been a year almost... But we can have fun like this another time." He used his wand and cast a silent accio charm. His pants flew up from under the desk. "A ha! Got them."He put them on commando and looked at Emma. "So kids and then music?"

She shook her head. “Yeah… kids then music. Let’s avoid the boys and we will go see if everyone else is in their rooms.”

"Got it. Who should we pick first?" He put his arm around Emma's waist and kissed the side of her head.

“Who ever is closer?” Emma said, closing the buttons of her top and straighten it out. “Do I look like we just did… that? And you should put back the tapes.”

"Your hair is a bit messed up...but you look fine." Jason picked up the tapes and the albums and put them back in the safe where they belonged. "THere we go, no one will know." He kissed her as he passed her and opened the door. "Chase is on first floor."

Emma nodded and started. “Let’s go get him then.” She held onto his hand as they left the study.

Chase was playing with some old toy trains of Ben's. "All aboard!" He said and pretended that the conductor stopped the train, "again? I told you no potty breaks!"

Emma smiled sweetly and she used her wand to make them start to fly silently.

Chase looked in wonder at the trains and then looked behind him to see his mother, "mom!" He laughed at the trains. "Trains don't Fly!"

“Wait, really? Are you sure?” Emma asked, a bit mystified. “Because these are! Choo choo!” Emma said, laughing as the whirled around him.

Chase giggled and stood up and hugged his mother. "I want to fly like the trains. Please?????" Chase loved this game. The one where his parents would lift him up in the air.

“Oh… I don’t know if we can do that…” Emma said, sighing and picking Chase up. “I don’t think your father and I have it in us… we’re going to need lots and lots of kisses if we’re going to get energy like that.”

"Higher! Higher!" Chase practically squealed as he laughed. He reached out for his dad, but kissed his mom on the cheek. "Kisses for you"

“And kisses for your father.” Emma reminded him, getting closer to Jason as the trains dropped slowly.

Chase reached out for Jason and jason held onto chase. "Kisses for you," chase kissed Jason's Cheek too.

Jason smiled at his son. "you're getting heavier, I don't think we can keep picking you up bud." He ruffled his hair.

“I think we can throw him… but he knows that once he’s too heavy that he gets a very, very special present!” Emma said, excitedly whenever they brought this up. “Do you want to know what it is, Chase?” She said sweetly.

"What?" He looked at her excitedly.

Emma looked at Chase with just as much excitement, only to see Jason roll his eyes since he knew what was coming. “A… toy… broom! Your very first broom, Chase!” She clapped slightly while still holding him.

"A BROOM!" Chase said loudly and excitedly. "I Can be like Benny!" Chase practically idolized his older brothers. He squirmed a but in Emma's arms, wanting to be put down. "I'm too Heavy now...."he shrugged. "Broom! A broom!"

“Yeah- but not right now- soon though. Right daddy?” She said turning to Jason and squishing Chase’s face to hers.

"You'll get the toy broom soon enough okay bud?" Jason laughed at the two of them. "DO you two want some time alone?" He joked. "I Know he's cute,"

“More then just cute.” Emma insisted. “So, I’ll throw you to Daddy and then we have to go do some things and you’ll have to listen to Ben and Garrett for a while, okay?”

Chase nodded at his mother. "What about nap time?"

"Your brothers can do Nap time tonight, okay?"Jason knew chase loved keeping a schedule.

“Yeah, I think they can handle that, right… right.”

Chase nodded and then saluted his mother. "Reafy!"

“Ready?” Looks at Jason to make sure that he’s ready because Emma is going to throw Chase.

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