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???? Are you proship??

I am a normal person who understands thought crimes are not real, fiction is not reality, and people can read/write/enjoy whatever they want as long as it’s fiction and no one in real life is harmed. I don’t have to like it, because I know how to mute, block and scroll past what I don’t want to see. Overall I think labels are childish, but by definition I am proship and profic. I am also against censorship.

And if you (general you) shame or harass real people over fiction, you’re a bully and this blog is not a safe place for you.

gryffon

every time i see steven universe discourse i think “what if people were this intensely analytical about My Gym Partners a Monkey”

darthgryffon

my url is better than yours

gryffon

youre my shadow self and i need to kill you

plaguedpumpkin

The "my gym partners a monkey" discourse is getting out of hand

1-800youwish

heres the realest shit ever: literally no one is going to pressure you to do drugs in high school

literally no one

hipster-trichster

an encounter i had in 10th grade in a bathroom

person: hey we’re about to smoke some pot do you want some?

me: nah i got a test in like 20 minutes i just have to pee

person: alright good luck

publicuniversalbren

actual highschool party I’ve been to

person: I brought beer!

people: aaaaaaa yyyyeeeaaahhh

person: want some?!?!

Me: no I don’t drink

person: GOOD MORE FOR US HERE’S SOME SODA

shrineart

On the bus: Dude: Do you want a cigarette? Me: Dude I’m asthmatic. I’d die. Dude: Okay, cool, cool.

unicorndildos

6th period math:

friend: hey, you want a weed brownie?

me: nah I’m good.

friend: cool.

pvrx

Lunch

Some girl: You guys wanna smoke weed in the stairwell??

Us: not really

Girl: Okay friends, if you want any later my name’s Zoey, i always sit here

monicanna-mess

Guy: do you want a cigarette?

Me: I don’t smoke

Guy: good, don’t start

(that happened on multiple occasions with different people)

colt-kun

Seriously I was pressured into reading the Twilight books 1000x more than any drugs or alcohol

itsindigowhite

The last one

plaguedpumpkin

Honestly i was never pressured into any kind of drugs, but a friend did hold a metaphysical knife to my throat and made me read all of homestuck in high school

#dont do homestuck kids itll turn you into a dave kinnie and theres no going back

nyxaffixed

Concept of my lamb, but with essentially gloom hands

Im working on more narilamb stuff but its going slow because i still cant figure out how to draw that cat.

ahmedaldani333

In Gaza, we don't count the martyrs...!!

We count those who survived, so we don't forget how close our turn is. We die every day...Not just from bombs, but from hunger.

We die because a morsel of bread requires a miracle. We die because clean water is more precious than gold. We die because the aid fund has become an unattainable hope. We die... because the world has chosen silence. Have you seen a child sleeping, crying in pain? Have you seen a delicate hand trembling as it embraces a bag of flour as if it were a treasure?

We live this every day. Please Donate and share so our suffering can reach the whole world and Donate Here.

My campaign vetted by :

@gazavetters in line (#198) and @a-shade-of-blue

pitbolshevik

please donate!

ahmedaldani333

Most of our days we eat a little food or even a few inedible breadcrumbs, but today unfortunately we did not eat anything because of the scarcity and high price of food. We do not know where we will end up. Please help us by donating and share so that we can provide a few crumbs of food and be able to get out of this hell.🤍🙏🥺

sporesgalaxy

Please, help Ahmed and his family to survive this nightmare. Give what you can!! 💚

nyxaffixed

When nighttime finally falls in the cult and you can take care of that pesky spy

nyxaffixed

The original fream tm that my lamb is based off of. GOD I LOVE THEM SO MUCH IM GOING FERAL

plaguedpumpkin

I cant NOT post this to my og plague tumblr. Theyre so freaky i love them

Its not a veilguard, is a veil HOME, send tweet

#dragon age emmrich #dragon age the veilguard #found in my drafts

proud-to-know-you

Peter Cushing in The Moment of Truth, 1955. The most Emmrich vibes I've seen from him with the few mustached shots we have.

nelson-riddle-me-this

Just ripped the underwear (paper bag) off my whimpering twink (raspberry danish)

roxylalonde

wet rat

ad-wills

viva-1a-resistance

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED

YOU KNOW THE HAIKU BOT???

OFC YOU DO

YOU KNOW THAT MESSAGE HE PUTS AT THE END OF EVERY POST????

"Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up."

YEAH???????

WELL THATS A HAIKU TOO

Beep boop! I look for

accidental haiku posts.

Sometimes I mess up.

NOW YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THATS NOT THE CUTEST THNIG YOUVE EVER HEARD

the-haiku-bot

“Beep boop! I look for

accidental haiku posts.

Sometimes I mess up.”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

lastvalyrian

sodalpiss

It’s full circle now. He did it, by god he did. What a little champ.

the-haiku-bot

It’s full circle now.

He did it, by god he did.

What a little champ.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

alledherlu-q-pereon

everyday-cutephoto

theinformationcollector

TIL Dr. Sigmund Freud was addicted to smoking and failed to quit for good throughout a 45 years long battle that included 33 operations for cancer of the jaw, an artificial jaw replacement, and attacks of “tobacco angina” exacerbated by nicotine . He was known to smoke up to twenty cigars a day.

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