Horror Mario

"... I don't think this is my-a-world anymore."

[theplumberinbloodred]

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( @super-bad-smw-mario )

" ...Hello to you-a-too." "*Do not try anything.*"

[super-bad-smw-mario]

…

Hmmmm….

[theplumberinbloodred]

"...no." "Do-a-NOT throw that at-a-me."

[theplumberinbloodred]

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( @super-bad-smw-mario )

" ...Hello to you-a-too." "*Do not try anything.*"

[theplumberinbloodred]

i feel tired, can I sleep next to you?

(Hi starrrr)

"... Sure." "*As long as you don't hurt-a-me realistically, i'm-a-fine.*"

[theplumberinbloodred]

Yo M, since you have a sweet tooth, how much of this hot chocolate could you chug?

(Fun fact: I actually got sugar drunk off this, and let me tell you, it was not fun. And Imma teen.)

" hmm.. Probably all of it if I got the-a-chance." "...But someone would probably stop me before I managed to drink all of-a-it or before I managed to choke on the-a-drink." "Most likely the first-a-choice." "*Sometimes people don't realize I'm actually a sweets kind of-a-person.*"

(OOC- OOP-)

[theplumberinbloodred]

(*Suddenly, the human's muscles tense.)

(*They swing with a baseball bat, just barely missing.)

[Star] OH SHIT- Are you okay? Sorry about that, I just didn't expect anyone to be nearby, let alone lurking behind me. Enemies in the Beanbean Kingdom tend to try and sneak attack me a lot, so I'm used to counter-attacking immediately.

[Yoshi] Did you find anyone-

(*Yoshi freezes up when they see "Mario".)

"..."

[ M was almost ready to know his knife but put it back to his side ]

"ehh by the sounds of-a-it, I don't blame-a-you. And I'm-a-fine."

"*also... not sure what you-a-talking about by enemies in Beanbean Kingdom...*"

[ M turned his head towards Yoshi ]

"Hello-a-there. *You look like Horror Yoshi... just not bloody.*"

[theplumberinbloodred]

(*The map is fairly small given the duo doesn't know much about the world. The generally small drawing of "Area 1" consists of the pipe, a couple brick blocks, and the castle in the distance.)

"*that is small... to be-a-fair they did just-a-enter. accurate too so far. *" [ M stood behind the human holding the map, he was confused... but also interested. ]

[theplumberinbloodred]

(*The duo look around.)

[???] Well this is just great. We could just go back through the pipe, but...

[Yoshi] No way to know if it's going to send us to another wrong location.

(*The human nods)

[???] So, have any idea where or what this place is?

[Yoshi] I'm pretty sure I saw some old photo's in Mario's old photo albums. This looks like The Mushroom Kingdom from a few years ago.

[???] Time-space shenanigans? In OUR Beanbean Kingdom adventure? Let's look around then, and see if we can find any locals.

[Yoshi] There is BLOOD all OVER the place! Do you really think this is safe in any way, Star?

[Star] Hey, if you want to take the fucked-up warp pipe, be my guest. High likely hood we end up somewhere worse though.

[Yoshi] Fair enough...

(*The human pulls out a blank piece of paper.)

[Star] May as well make a map of the area while we're here. Don't wanna lose the pipe.

(*The human starts to make a map draft on the blank paper.)

[ M approaches behind the group, holding his knife to his side but not saying much. Guess the dude was actually curious about the map and sort of stood behind the human. ]

[theplumberinbloodred]

” Hey there big man! How’d it goin’? Did I miss anythin’ while I was gone or…. has it been the same ol’ “I kinda just have to sit and wait for something eventful to happen”, type thing? I mean, nothin’ new on my end! Just curious ‘cuz running around gets boring sometimes when it’s the same routes, y’know? “

@the-bootlegged-adventurer

(Hihiii hehe x3)

(ooc- hiiii!! :DD) "It's been-a-fine here- and not-a-much, just been walking around til to time." "And that pretty much sums it-a-up. I just wait for something... interesting to-a-happen. Or at least something worth interacting... and it does sometimes get boring, I won't disagree. Also, Thank you for the-a-question, Somari." "Hope your-a-doing fine too."

[theplumberinbloodred]

(*A piece of land glitches.)

(*In it's place is... a warp pipe from Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga?)

(*Out of said pipe, and human and a Yoshi emerge.)

[???] Huh... where the hell is Beanbean Kingdom? We were supposed to come out of Pipe #2...

[Yoshi] (Slightly Unerved) What's with all the blood around here?

[ M had noticed the glitching land and slightly came over but backed off slightly when the Yoshi and human, more like he got starled up.] "What the-a-fu?..." "*god if someone managed to do this again...*" [ M mumbled under his breathe ]

[theplumberinbloodred]

"...I'm-a-bored." "Huh. Usually not this-a-bored- Well, that's not-a-important."

[theplumberinbloodred]

" I have yet to understand how the.... 'Critters' in this cartridge are ever willing to stand by you. You're fucking unbearable... "

" I can't think of a single way as to how you contribute at all other than killing the two rats and scaring off the wusses in this hellish place. "

" If you were going to possess the damn cartridge and drag us into your drama, you should've at least gave us the luxury of minding our own business instead of whatever the hell happened back RIGHT BEFORE you killed off the two. "

( hehe haha funny all stars reference gets shot 47 times. Also sorry for the confusion if there is any i rebranded my acc :s )

"*1. you clearly had-a-lot to say to-a-me, raw chicken looking asshole.*"

"And why does any of this matter to-a-YOU? It's not your concern." "And plus, what the-a-fuck do you mean "what happened right before i killed off the two"??? You have something to-a-say?" "*And what are you talking about by "critters".*"

(OOC- you're good-- my brain could NOT figure out a response to dis a good second -)

[theplumberinbloodred]

Happy Valentine's Day, ah yes the day i was killed and woke up here (happy Valentine's Day, star! And yes I'm rping as my OC starlight shh)

(OOC- Happy Valentines day to you too :D)

"Happy Valentines Day to you-a-too Starlight.."

"*That's definitely an interesting day to-a-die... I think I died probably around Christmas-a-time personally. But hey, at least you make this cartridge slightly more bare-able.*"

[theplumberinbloodred]

"M... Mr Mario?"

"Are you okay? You don't look so happy..."

[ He went over to M and hugged his leg, looking up at the plumber with sadness and worry ]

(OOC// We totally ignore Lucas' eyebags,,, he is just worried for M)

"Hm??" [M slightly lowered his head down to see Lucus hugging his leg] ".... Yeah kid. I'm-a-fine. just had a small-a-moment but I'll *probably* live. *And possibly a mental breakdown in the process. *" ".. but aren't you supposed to be in MX's zone-- Not planning to put you back, just wondering."

[theplumberinbloodred]

(TW: SUICIDAL THOUGHTS- I WOULDN'T SUGGEST READING THIS POST IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT.)

"Do you ever wonder what death feels-a-like? Is it-a-calm or is it like people say? Would I go to-a-heaven... or would I just... Rot in hell. Normally I keep these thoughts to my-a-self. But I always used to-a-wonder if there was a way out... through death. not accidently of course.... too long to wait. so, I tried it, but I wished that honestly... that I had been able to just leave." ".... but no." "Of fucking course, I HAVE to be immortal. and the worse-a-part is no matter how many lives I try to take. I. always. fucking. respawn." "Sealing me-a-here was clearly not enough for the devil. Clearly.... For him at least, if I was going to be trapped here. I couldn't probably get a way out. Hell--- I have even tried just jumping into the lava once, and jeez... that lava DOES-a-burn like-a-hell." "It also doesn't-a-help that the one other flower I find comfort in is white lilies! which literally are-a-used in funerals. And I have no idea why the-a-fuck I've been crying for some "girl"--- I meant her dead and I fucking meant it... but NO. I APPAERANTLY AM STILL A FUCKING HUMAN AND JUST FEEL REGRET. REGRET THAT I KILLED HER AND HER BOY? THAT I FELT SOMETHING AFTER MORE THAN 30 YEARS?! AFTER FEELING LIKE I HAD NO REASON TO LIVE AND KEEP "SURVIVING" IN THIS ABSOLUTE HELL- AND I SWEAR TO GOD I DON'T-A- KNOW WHO I WANTED MORE DEAD AT THAT MOMENT, ME OR DEAREST. WHY DID I THINK THIS WAS GOING TO-- AND WHAT WAS ALL THIS FOR?!?! TO GET MY FUCKING---" "*Inhale*" "*Exhale*"

".... I think it's-a-late for me to be-a-up. Maybe some actual sleep can do me something. Or at least keep me from doing something stupid or "idiotic" according to most. I'm- just so-a-tired right-a-now..." "..." "See you all in the-a-morning hopefully."

[theplumberinbloodred]

"hm. I am... bored for some-a-reason." "Guess not-a-much has been going-a-on. not recently anyways."

[theplumberinbloodred]

how much do you love roses? I saw you holding ome earlier and so I made you a flower crown! Here ya go! And I promise that they won't wilt away, I made sure of it before making it

" Definitely-a-lot. I find them... comforting in-a-way. And thank you for the flower-a-crown. " [M puts the flower crown on]

[theplumberinbloodred]

"What the-a-fuck happened-" "We went from someone giving me-a-cookie and asking actual questions... to someone full on throwing utensils at-a-me??? People are-a-confusing.."