Sex, Lies And Soccer

The sights, writing (poetry and short stories), art and rants of the psychedelic nutt. Oh and don’t forget about soccer.😛⚽️

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If you believe that you have your daylight and your sun then don’t ask for my night or my moon

Unknown.

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The one thing that will trigger my fucking PTSD is ignorance and rudeness. And there is nothing more fucking rude and fucking ignorant as parking in a handicap parking spot when they can do mother fucking gymnastics. The reason for this fatwa..... my mother’s broken hip and the fact that she and a couple of other people I know need handicap parking and they can’t get it because of some fucking bigot. Today this rich bitch (I can tell by the car) was in the handicap parking near the pub. I got so angry I had to shame this retarded Donald Trump in my blog. I do this lot because there is a lot of ignorant people. So I fight this j*had for my mother and my computer guy and for Allah. This form of stupidity is not just stupid but rude. I would call bye law but blogging will work better. It helps expose the retardation. “Don’t stop believin’ “ and don’t use the handicap parking space unless your are actually disabled. Sigh.

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Airport trading cards. Yes that’s what I said. I am not fucking crazy. I am collecting.

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Hung it up.

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My friend Kim gave me this sun shine as a present.

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Went to the airport today and saw this.... winner. I can not believe our dinky little airport won an award.

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The new brain whiskers

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A proud Canadian lesbian!!!!🏳️‍🌈

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Leave you frigging records and/or CDs in your fucking car on hot summers day and Allah will make art out of your music.

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Some Arab music for yours truly. Fucking love Arab music.

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This was too fucking funny not to take a pic of.

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Happy goldfish (a haiku attempt)

The water is great

Not too cold not too hot... right.

The goldfish swims happily.

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The yeti (a haiku attempt)

The yeti lurks

In the night from the mountains

To prey on livestock.

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365 days

I see bubbles in my future

Big and round and perfect

Little

Pieces of art

I see flowers in my future

Big and beautiful

A sign

That god loves me

I see jackolanterns

In my future

I guess Halloween

And fun

Are near

Trick or treating

Under the autumn Dipper

I see snow in my future

Nothing

But bleak white

And intense cold

I want to get out of the house.

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Jackass (a poem)

Hey you

Yeah... you

Whenever I talk to

You

I turn green

Whenever I talk

To my cute little

air plants

They turn green

I think we have a problem that needs to be fixed

How could you do this to me.

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Stress (a poem)

Dear head

Please please stop aching

The stress will be over

Soon

Or maybe I was too hot

Taking long walks

In the hot summer days.

Either way

It’s time for a Diet Coke.

Tall and cold.

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Headache (a poem)

The head of mine

Aches like a bastard

Maybe it knows

There is drama tomorrow

Alas there is

And Lo!!

I am pisssed.

I just want to do my

Flipping art.