[Insert Funny Joke]

Zander | 21 | she/her | bi things I like, sometimes my art band blog RIP Regina

[thingsthatcannotsaveyou]

YOUR OVERLY STYLISH DISCO TRASH RECEPTACLE CANNOT SAVE YOU

[catscatscatss]

[bunjywunjy]

I want to know what kind of face the owner made to get that response

[emmi-kat]

[wwinterweb]

People Share Their Worst First Date Stories (See 14 More)

[tastefullyoffensive]

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The mightiest boop.

[willow]

Me after thinking about something for three day straight: it… really isn’t that serious

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via rudeweaver)

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via TheCheish)

[annabellehunt]

I suppose we should say goodbye — one idiot to another…

[mabellous]

kim possible rewatch: scenes that cracked me up [1/?]

[androginking]

what i hate about being with your soulmate ( @toomuchducky ) is every now and then you gotta fight so we tried to have a normal relationship fight today but we spent it laughing and yelling at eachother to be serious.

“STOP LAUGHING”

“NO YOU STOP LAUGHING”

“IM MAD”

“I KNOW IM MAD TOO”

“THEN STOP LAUGHING”

“NO YOU STOP!”

[oisynbly]

I love your guts

[bob-belcher]

signs as vine quotes

Aries:”I’m a bad bitch! You can’t kill me!”

Taurus: “So i’m sitting there… barbecue sauce on my titties “

Gemini:  “I’m back here in this ugly ass school with all these fake ass people-” “Hey” “-hey” “….fucking bitch”

Cancer: “I shoved a toothbrush up my butt my dad burst and he goes what the fuck are you doing.“

Leo: ”what the FUCK is up KYLE no what did you say WHAT THE FUCK DUDE STEP THE FUCK UP KYLE. “

Virgo:  “So u jus gon bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday wit a birthday gift?? “

Libra:”Bitch gon step on my fuckin toe bitch with them fuckin cowgirl fuckin boots BITCH DISGUSTING “

Scorpio: “To make long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass. “

Sagittarius: “i saw you hanging out with caitlyn yesterday !” “REBECCA IT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!” “I won’t hesitate BITCH!”

Capricorn: “No off topic questions. Because I don’t want to. No Tha- no. Permission denied. You have been stopped”

Pisces: ” Hi! Thanks for checking in I’m still a piece of garbage🎶 “

Aquarius:“DON’T FUCK WITH ME! I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE! ”

[godzillabreath]

honeybee and lavender in late afternoon purple

finished commission for Mason!

[babyanimalgifs]

wait for a surprise

[marieduplessis]

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

gay rights is letting me have whatever i want for free

[whenharrymetsallys]

[cheesepress-deactivated20191231]

youd think horses were one of those animals that has horrible health due to humans breeding unhealthy animals to achieve a certain look but no they really are just naturally that fucked up

[cheesepress-deactivated20191231]

horses’ lungs bleed when they run at a certain speed

[mesopelagic]

if their diet is too rich / low in selenium their hooves fall off

[cheesepress-deactivated20191231]

excuse me

[theonlyleftydesk]

The reason they have such poor health outcomes after breaking or otherwise injuring their legs is because their legs are actually hyper-specialized fingers; and as in human fingers, there is very little muscle supporting the bone, just a lot of cartilage and tendons and whatnot. You’d think an animal that literally evolved to run away to avoid being eaten would have ALSO evolved sturdier running appendages, but…

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

I fucking hate this post, it’s 1 AM I don’t want to know that horse legs are giant fucking fingers

[garbage-empress]

evolution to bats: hm your fingers are now wings

bats: wow I can fly now! thanks!

evolution to horses: hm your fingers are now…legs

horses: thankfully you gave me the ability to scream too.