Angel With A Shotgun

Taylor Sparks. Call me T. 22. Werewolf. I'm whatever you get.

[anjelia3]

O: I wasn’t about to let you die. L: Even after you heard about who I was? O: Dark past? Join the club.

[thepupthatnevergrewup-t]

drakeisnosaint:

My entire life is a nightmare. But… okay. You clearly know more than I do, so I’ll shut up just this once. What are you talking about?

Damn, kid. You may just steal the crown of being the most dramatic person from me. We all had one big ass nightmare last night. A spell. Just like this one. I was this prissy little bitch that bossed everyone around. I was like... my brother or something. It’s embarrassing to even admit. Your turn. 

[thepupthatnevergrewup-t]

the-biggestbaddest-wolf:

Myself and the innocence I might have protested appreciate that, Taylor.

My darling, let’s survive the war first of all and then you can have as many gorgeous rings as you like. Yes it does. The ends justify the means but the means today are just a little insufferable. Although, now you’ve mentioned the strawberries… Will there be chocolate or cream with them? Why don’t you make yourself comfortable and I’ll dig out one of the older bottles.

I only take appreciation in back rubs, babe.

Ah, what a way to stall. A war with no specific date. You know what do have dates? Weddings. June ones in particular. But I swear I wouldn’t be mentioning it if I wasn’t a frail human right now with nothing better to do. -goes up and lays her head on his chest- Your heart sounds just fine to me, so I’m guessing the insufferable part is over. Chocolate and cream. Indulge ourselves since you’re pulling out all the stops. Now how old are we talking exactly? Older than you, old or Titanic old?

[thepupthatnevergrewup-t]

rbecsj:

“Oh god…That’s–wow, that’s the opposite of what I want, god. You might have just warned me off Craigslist entirely.”

“You do? I’m trusting you way more than I’d trust a stranger off the internet, but you should take me there before I go through lasagna withdrawals.”

“Good plan.” 

“It’s a given right to know. Also, I’m way too pretty to not be trusted.” 

[thepupthatnevergrewup-t]

sophiachambers:

I mean, I try. Someone has to do it.

I don’t know if you have to, but you’re pretty damn good at looking good. 

[the-biggestbaddest-wolf]

FLASHBACK:

Synopsis: Aroundabout 3ish years ago, Frederick Bellefonte was in the middle of spreading a very interesting rumour about a war and recruiting at a carefully calculated rate. Things were not going as smoothly as he would have liked but vampires and werewolves had never worked together before. Not like this. It was ancient history but he still remembered the First War and how surreal it was that once they’d been mortal enemies, Edward Carrington and his pack, but now they were allies. Perhaps one day they would even be friends. That however wasn’t the point. The point tonight was that he had been recruiting and it was because of that he’d caught wind of her: Taylor Sparks. She was clearly trouble and a werewolf, and asking all the right questions all over New Orleans about his war. Right now however she was in the middle of pulling off a hustle her marks didn’t stand a chance against. Never try to beat a pretty werewolf at pool.

“That was impressive,” he’d said after waiting for the perfect moment to leave his seat by the bar, entirely aware of where she was and what she’d been doing. “Especially with you so inebriated,” a smirk but he wouldn’t give her game away, “Beginner’s luck, I’m sure.”

[thepupthatnevergrewup-t]

Taylor took one of her celebratory tequila shots as she eyed the mystery man. He was damn hot, that’s for sure. Her eyes glazed over him, and all her alarms went off in her head, of course that only meant she wanted him more. “I’m not sure what that means mister, but I’ll assume you’re complimenting me and you plan to be the brave one to sit next to me at the bar.” The best way she got by was by pulling one or two over on people and that especially included any shape or size of a man coming her way.

[rbecsj]

“Somebody cut in front of me in line at the canteen today, and by the time I got to the register they were all out of lasagna. Now I either have to learn how to make lasagna or find someone to make it for me. Does a girl looking for someone to help her fill the hole in her stomach sound okay for a Craigslist ad?”

[thepupthatnevergrewup-t]

“Not unless you want to get a hell of a lot of perverts explaining how they can fill all your holes.”  

“I think I know a place that has just what you need.”

[drakeisnosaint-blog]

Why did I just get a call from the high school about my upcoming duties as a chaperone at prom? Am I still in some twisted nightmare?

[thepupthatnevergrewup-t]

No, but you probably were yesterday like I was. 

[thepupthatnevergrewup-t]

sophiachambers:

Oooh. You’re smart. I like you.

Aren’t you kind and beautiful. 

[thepupthatnevergrewup-t]

sel-martinez:

You’re beautiful and you’re trying to score us some free drinks? Are you an angel? Where did you come from?

The kind with a shot gun. I live here, actually. Now the free drinks will depend on whether or not I know the bartender or if I have to show some skin. 

[thepupthatnevergrewup-t]

the-biggestbaddest-wolf:

Engaged? Stay-at-home? Well, I had been wondering what you were dreaming about in there… I hope I at least splurged out on the ring to make up for my absentee nature.

Anything for you. This isn’t permanent, I’m sure you guessed already but tomorrow… We’ll be back.

Hm, I don’t remember, but I’ll just sit here and pretend that you didn’t have any influence in the scenario. 

Anything? Does that mean there really is a gorgeous ring in my future? Hmm, back... that does have a nice sound to it. So does laying on this couch for the rest of the night while you feed me strawberries. 

[thepupthatnevergrewup-t]

the-biggestbaddest-wolf:

Darling, I’d never expect you to change come hell or high water. That is probably for the best, I think. Most folks around here would be a little upset if they lost their eyes, myself included. I’d never doubt your capabilities but how about instead of violence, we indulge in a little chateau de blanc? Your tolerance won’t be quite where you’re used to but it still goes down a treat.

No, you never would, except in a scenario where I’m like a stay-at-home mom while you’re God knows where and we’re engaged. 

I’ll take it as long as it’s something dark and strong. 

[thepupthatnevergrewup-t]

sophiachambers:

Seems impossible, but yes. God. I need another drink or five.

You should invest in a flask bracelet like myself. 

[thepupthatnevergrewup-t]

sel-martinez:

Wow. That’s quite a line, beautiful rando. I think this is probably what love feels like? Anyway, hell yeah, first round’s on me, babe.

Looks like we both know how to pick them, because second round is on me. 

I may even be able to get us some free drinks. 

[sel-martinez]

I should have stayed far away from this place while I had the chance. What time is it? Actually, doesn’t matter — I need a drink.

[thepupthatnevergrewup-t]

You know what also doesn’t matter? Exchanging names. Let’s go get us some drinks. 

[lily-whitby]

Those morons are literally going to tear this place apart… I need-… Where is Frederick? This needs to end.

[thepupthatnevergrewup-t]

Who is? Who’s Frederick? And what needs to end? 

[the-biggestbaddest-wolf]

… You should really knock next time.

@lily-whitby

[thepupthatnevergrewup-t]

Did you expect me to change simply because I’m human now? I think I’m more pissed now than I’ve ever been, just this way I can’t rip anyone’s eyes out.... as easily.