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Yo. My name is Noah Puckerman and I'm a pretty successful and well known singer/songwriter. You've probably heard of me, but if you haven't then I'm gonna assume you've been living under a rock for the past couple of years. The beautiful miss Rachel Berry kinda stole my heart awhile ago and doesn't have any plans on giving it back which is cool with me cause I totally stole hers, too. You should definitely go check out her blog. It's not as awesome as mine, but it's still pretty nice.

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Rachel: Mhm, well, okay. You get to disband the rumors now.

Puck: Why do I have to do that? Let 'em believe what they want. It's not hurting anybody.

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Rachel: If you say so.

Rachel: I don't know. Usually those types of stores are aimed at females if they thought we were engaged.

Puck: Guys can go in there for stuff too.

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Rachel: You would be the one to think so. :P

Rachel: Why were you at the jewelry store?

Puck: And I'm right.

Puck: I needed to buy some jewelry. Why else?

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Rachel: Mhm, because everything is just backwards.

Rachel: Where did this story come from, anyway?

Puck: Doing stuff backwards is more fun anyway.

Puck: I might've gone to a jewelry store earlier this week.

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Rachel: It must have been lost along with the ring I don't have.

Puck: I'm sure it's on the way. Can't get married without a ring, y'know?

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Rachel: No, I havent. Why? What did hey say about me?

Puck: They said we're getting married. When did that happen? How come you didn't tell me I proposed?

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Puck: Have you read the tabloids today?

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Rachel: I bet she's hideous.

Puck: Definitely not as sexy as you.

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Rachel: Do you take bubble baths or keeping someone here, hm?

Puck: You got me. I'm having an affair with a chick that has a bubble bath fetish.

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Rachel: Mm no, a lot.

Puck: You just think it's a lot cause you never have any.

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Rachel: Come join me then you can tell me why you have so much bubble bath.

Puck: I have a normal amount.

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Rachel: Come up to the bathroom. I stole your bubble bath.

Puck: Thief.

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Rachel: Now lemme hear this.

Puck: Alright. On my way back from the studio now. I'll play it for you when I get home.

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Rachel: I love you too, baby.

Puck: I know.

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Rachel: Repeat it.

Puck: I love you.

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Rachel: Can you repeat that?

Puck: You've got the words right there on your screen. Read them again.

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Rachel: I love all your songs, I don't doubt you.

Puck: I love you.